Bleach INSaNITY episode 5:
What would the characters react if they...
Met their captain kid version?
-Before the starting-
Araki: -reads script- Aaaand why are you doing this again?
Anty This idea hit me in when I was bathing, for some reason...
Araki: And who are the characters we're going to get? -sips water-
Anty: The vice captains
Araki: Meh.
Cameraman: Araki-san, we're going on in five.
Araki: -waves hand- okay, okay, I'm coming. Hey, what about the guests?
Anty: They're waiting outside.
Araki: Alright.
-In studio-
Araki: Hello and welcome back to Bleach INSaNITY! Anty-chan started a sequel called 'What would the characters react if they' and this is the first episode!
-backstage-
Anty: Still haven't told them -smirks- but if you read rollercoaster episode, AKA episode 3, then in reality, this is the second episode of this series 'What would the characters react if they...'.
-on stage-
Araki: The question of the day is...What would the characters react if they...specifically vice captains...met the captains as children? This is before the betrayal of Aizen, so the original Gotei 13. Lets start with the soutaicho.
Sasakibe: Hmm, I always wondered what soutaicho looks as a kid.
Isane: I honestly can't picture that...
Araki: Neither can I, what to you think his personality will be?
Sasakibe: Well, I can't tell, but possibly the quiet type.
Araki: Maybe, next is Soi Fon-taicho. What can you say?
Omeada: It would be very awkward getting beaten up by a kid...
Nemu: If it was Soi Fon-taicho, she would be an energetic person. Athletic and fast. Also, she would always follow Yoruichi-san around.
Rangiku: Bright as ever, Nemu!
Araki: Next is for Gin-taicho, what do you think?
Rangiku: I met him when we were kids, it was alright. I thought he fed me a rock, but it wasn't. He was pretty kind though.
Araki: A rock?
Rangiku: It looked like it.
Kira: He would possibly creep out everyone.
Araki: What about everyone else?
Nanao: Pervert. Possibility is pervert.
Araki: Well isn't that just cruel? Anyway, what about Unohana-taicho?
Isane: She would be a nice supportive and caring girl.
Hinamori: She would be a kind and happy child.
Araki: wait 'til you read the manga...anyway, what about Aizen-taicho?
Hinamori: He would be a kind and loving boy. He would always be understanding his friends and...
-a while of good things about Aizen-
Araki: Good thing this was before betrayal, or else we could've sent Hinamori-san to the asylum. Next is Byakuya-taicho.
-Yoruichi appears behind Renji-
Yoruichi: Boo!
Renji: EEP! -stands up quickly- Yoruichi-san!
Yoruichi: -crosses arms and closes eyes- i'll tell you what Byakuya-bou was like when he was a kid. He would always train and he gets mad easily. He would always lose, by the way, to me in tag. -disappears-
Araki: Uhhh...
Renji: It would be pretty cool to meet a kid Byakuya-taicho.
Araki: Next is Komomura-taicho.
Iba: Hmm, if a wolf was the adult, which is the kid term, puppy or dog?
Hisagi: I think dog considers it.
Iba: Well, it would be like meeting a dog in a captain's haori. Attitude: the same.
Araki: Kyouraku-taicho?
Nanao: If I had a captain like that, there won't be a difference, except for the fact he won't and can't drink sake.
Araki: Personalities?
Nanao: Lazy. Loves slacking off.
Araki: Next, Tousen-taicho.
Everyone except Araki: blind.
Araki: obviously. Next, Hitsugaya-taicho?
Rangiku: Meh, he's still a kid, that question seems insane.
Araki: Zaraki-Taicho?
Yachiru: Ken-chan would be a fight loving person, if possible a bully! It would be really fun to have a child captain!
Araki: Kurotsuchi-taicho?
-Silence-
Nemu: Mayuri-sama would love science alot.
Araki: Thats it?
-More silence-
Araki: Well. That was awkward, next is Ukitake-taicho.
Rukia: He would be a kid that loves candy. That and a kind hearted kid. That and sickly. It would be very nice though to have a captain like that.
Araki: Alright, now that the question of the day has been answered, this was Bleach INSaNITY, thank you and stay tuned for more episodes! Up next, we might continue the interviews, or continue this.
-red curtains fall-
OMAKE:
Araki: Thank you, vice captains.
Vice captains: You're welcome. -goes back to soul society-
Araki: Really nothing much to do now, cleared all my paperwork, finished Bleach INSaNITY, what else?
Anty: -shrugs- I'm going home to play left 4 dead 2, see you.
-Anty leaves-
Araki: I'm wondering...what would happen...if Anty-chan forgets about me...