Bleach INSaNITY
Episode...i lost it...
Anty: ANTY-CHAN IS BACK! Alright, so, school is attacking and bombarding me with homework, school work, and group works. -sigh- Anyway, long story short...I got pissed at Angry birds yesterday. Thats right. I got PISSED OFF at ANGRY BIRDS, but, thank gosh, I actually got to update. Chances are I will just keep doing it as much as I can. -rubs nose- Last chapter, by the way, I got a feeling Araki has TOO MUCH camera time. Though, I'm sure you do to. So, for this episode...well...
Random Note Of the Day: Rice sacks with the Superman logo on them exist, I've seen one.
in tenth squad
Araki: -cough- Oh crud. -cough- -cough- I don't feel good... -Lays on couch- Though...there's still...Bleach Insanity...I'll call in a leave...
In studio
Anty: You guessed it. Araki for the day, will be replaced by...hell its not me. I'm here to supervise...and troll. But, to replace her is no one but...THIRTEENTH SQUAD VICE CAPTAIN, KUCHIKI RUKIA AND ELEVENTH SQUAD VICE CAPTAIN, KUSAJISHI YACHIRU!
Rukia: Uh, hi.
Yachiru: HELLO PEOPLE!
Anty: Well, I'll get to the backstage, Rukia-san, Yachiru-chan, do your job.
Rukia: -nods-
Yachiru: Oki dokie, Authy-chan!*...-runs out the door- KEN-CHAN HAS COOKIES! -leaves-
Rukia: there she goes...
Yachiru: -Comes back with a handful and mouthful of cookies-
On camera
Rukia: Welcome to Bleach INSaNITY. Since Araki-san is sick, so me and Vice Captain Kusajishi will be interviewers as replacement for Araki-san.
Yachiru: I hope Pigtails-chan gets better.
Rukia: -nods- anyway, for the interview, we have...Soi fon-taicho and vice captain Omeada.
Yachiru: -Claps- Yay! Ninja-taicho and meatball-fukutaicho! -Runs out the door- Neh neh, Usagi-chan, I have to go. Ken-chan and panchinko ball are looking for me. Bye bye! -Runs like hell out into the world...where you can hear the screams and crashing of things and people-
-Soi Fon enters while she pulls Omeada's ear-
Omeada: TA-TA-TAICHO!
Soi Fon: Be quiet! It's your fault your lazy ass can't do anything other than eat and squash anyone in the way.
-Both sit-
Rukia: Uh, ok. Anyway, these questions are all from the fans...Bleach INSaNITY crew does not hold responsible for any injuries you may cause to them. Anyway, Question number one, Soi Fon-taicho, is it true that you have your own personal area with Yoruichi-san's pictures in it?
Soi Fon: -blushes- U-uh...-stands up and draws sword- that question is too personal!
Rukia: uh-uh alright...Next then...Omeada-fukutaicho, here is a question for you.
Omeada: -sparkles- Alright, Kuchiki, ask away!
Rukia: Why are you so fat?
Omeada: -black and. White- Who asked that question?!
Rukia: -shrug-
Omeada: -Raises fists with manly tears come down his eyes- I am not fat! These big bones are merely to show that I am strong and powerful! And handsome! But these bones have grown too big and thus result to becoming mistaken as fat!
Soi Fon: Douche...
Rukia: Uh huh... Alright...
Omeada: These peasants don't know that I am not fat! I am merely big boned. There is a big difference -pulls out random chart- being fat is something like my zanpakuto spirit, gegetsuburi (Correct me if wrong spelling). In other words, ugly, obese, over eating and lazy all results to being fat. Being big boned like me means that you are handsome, awesome, cool, powerful and many more. That is why there is a big diffe-
Soi Fon: -Kicks Omeada in the balls- ALRIGHT! I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULL****!
Anty: I got no balls to type it -sits in emo corner-
-Omeada falls to the ground-
Omeada: Taicho...-faints-
Rukia: C-calling Emergency And Recovery House Team!
-Four to six people run out the backstage in banana costumes with a stretcher-
Man 1: CODE RED! FAT GUY HAS FAINTED! I REPEAT! FAT GUY HAS FAINTED!
-Team puts Omeada on the stretcher-
-stretcher breaks-
Woman 1: The stretcher broke!
Man 2 Damn, is he THAT fat?
Woman 2: We need the emergency XXXXXXL stretcher.
Man 3: Dafuq!? Those that even exist!?
Man 1 no. Just carry him!
-on camera-
Rukia: While the EARHT attends to Omeada-fukutaicho, let us continue with the interview.
Soi Fon: Hell, it'll take a whole country to carry that douche.
-Woman 2 screams-
Man 1: HE CRUSHED HER! GET HER OUT OF THERE!
Soi Fon: See what I mean?
Anty: -runs out of the backstage with a piece of paper in her hand- Neh, neh, Rukia-san, -hands Rukia the paper-
Rukia: -Reads- Oh...understood. Well, due to fan's votes, Yoruichi-san shall be replacing Omeada for the interview.
Soi Fon: WHAAAAATT!?
Anty: -Runs into the backstage- WE NEED MORE PEOPLE TO CARRY OMEADA!
Yoruichi: -shunpos beside Soi Fon- Yo!
Soi Fon: Y-yoruichi-sama!
Yoruichi: Oh...so this is what it feels to be in an interview...it feels cool!
Araki: -nods- anyway, Yoruichi-san, heres your question. What can you say about Soi Fon when you worked with her?
Yoruichi: -scratches head- she was okay. But she won't stop being so formal. Oh yeah, one time she burnt the 2nd Squad Celebration cake just because we didn't have cereal for breakfast.
Rukia: Uh...what?
Soi Fon: I wanted cereal! All you had was milk!
Yoruichi: That cake was important to the whole squad!
Soi Fon: So was the cereal!
Rukia: -sweat drops- please stop...
-the two calm down-
Rukia: Soi Fon-taicho, how do you respond do the YoruSoi fan pairings?
Soi Fon: (Outside) THOSE BASTARDS MUST DIE! (Inside) Thank you my fans! It's a dream come true!
Yoruichi: Eh? Those exist!?
Rukia: Yes
Yoruichi: Well, all I can say is that I think that they're highly inappropriate.
Soi Fon: (inside) Yoruichi-sama...how could you...
Yoruichi: But I won't say that it's impossible.
Soi Fon: (I) -smiles-
Rukia: Ok, well...that concludes today's Bleach INSaNITY. I am Kuchiki Rukia, substituting Chizu Araki.
-curtains fall-
Anty: -goes out of Backstage with fries and mango shake- You won't believe what crap they server there! It's like food heaven! -drinks shake- oh yeah, you forgot the Wheel of Torture.
Rukia: Oh sorry. -turns to Soi fon and Yoruichi- Thank you, Soi Fon-taicho, Yoruichi-san.
Yoruichi: Don't mention it. Let's go Soi Fon
-Soi Fon and Yoruichi shunpo away-
Rukia: -opens senkimon- I'm going to visit Araki, do you want to come?
Anty: Oh, no thanks. I'll stay. I still have homework.
Rukia: Suit yourself. -leaves-
Anty: Well, thanks for sticking with me. I like the episode. For the times I will update, unknown. Depends on my changing schedule, so I do not know. As for Omaeda, he's still crushing the others with his fat and won't get on the stretcher...though he fainted. They got like 10-20 people trying to carry him to the Clinic room...which is just three steps away. Apparently he broke all the stretchers that exist. Anyway, hope you like it! Again, Bleach not mine, I just own the EARHT, Araki and myself...so do not send the authorities against me with their candy guns. I should go before Omaeda starts another earthquake when the EARHT accidentally drop him on the ground