Hello everyone! If you're anything like me (I'm so sorry about your luck), you always wondered about BB and L's relationship, that is, when you weren't thinking about L and Light's relationship...and Matt and Mello's relationship, but we'll get to that later. Anyway, thanks for all those reading, following, etc. THANK YOU SO MUCH! Remember, if you ever want to see a different scenario, simply put one in the comments and maybe I'll choose it :)
Scenario: L meets BB for the first time.
It was one of those rare days where L was enjoying a little peace and quiet in the park with his friend Fudge Pop-tart. He enjoyed the smell of freshly baked funnel cake from the streets nearby and spying on everyone, assuming they were criminals of some sort. That was when he spotted someone very unusual... How very suspicious, he thought. The man he saw sitting on the park bench across from him was hunched over, sitting with his hands on his knees, deep, dark bags settled under his eyes, black hair...styled unusually like his, and a jar of jam in his hand. Odd, he thought, although not crazy. Jam was rather delectable after all.
Suddenly, the man stared right into L's eyes, boring a hole right through him. L quickly averted his eyes, looking around to see if the mystery man could possibly be looking at somebody else.
"Hey," the man whispered harshly, "hey you. Sitting over there." L looked up. The man continued to stare into his soul.
"What?" L responded. The man stood and walked (rather chimp-like) over to L and sat next to him. That was when L noticed, they were like twins. Were there really two people on this earth who had the weird mannerisms and diabetes resistance L had?
"I'm Beyond Birthday. You can just call me—"
"BB?"
"...I was going to say Darling, but I suppose that works as well..."
"Why are you dressed like that? Why do you do everything that I do?...Why do you want me to call you darling?"
"Because, I want to be just like you. Don't you understand? I know you're L, the famous detective. I've been waiting for you. Your deductive reasoning skills, your ability to solve anything...your hair, never cease to amaze me. I want to be you." BB, er, Darling scooted even closer to him, "Do you want some jam?" he offered over the spoon filled with the decadent, berry explosion that tickled the taste-buds and a little something else...
"uhhh..." But before L could even accept BB shoved the spoon into his mouth. The substance was so thick L couldn't even move his mouth. The bitter taste scraped his tongue and sent him reeling. That was when he realized this was no jam...
"Ha! That's right L! You guessed it! I put some glue in the jam. Don't worry it was just enough so that you couldn't call for help, or well, talk. You know, this way you can't object to anything!" clever...really clever... L thought. BB forced L to stand, causing his Pop-tart to plunge to its death. Oh Pop-tart...you were my best friend, L thought as the maniac forced him into a standing position. "Oh, this is going to be so much fun! Don't you think? Oh, L I'm so glad we feel the same way!" BB said ecstatically, grabbing L's collar to plop a smooch on his unresponsive mouth. BB pulled away, "Haven't had much practice in that area have you? Well I suppose the glue wasn't as good of an idea as I thought..."