Dipper was sitting in Wendy's goofing off spot, it was pretty early in the day, not a lot of customers had come to the Mystery Shack, so he was enjoying himself, just kicking back, drinking Pitt Cola, and wondering if someone would come up there and hang out with him for a little bit.
Dipper heard the sound of wind against wings, and a great shadow was cast over him, almost making him jump.
He turned around, and saw Sam on the roof, his wings spread out for balance, sending a large shadow over the area Dipper was sitting at. Sam folded his wings as they faded out of physical existence, and were hidden. He then slid down to were Dipper was at.
"Hey Dip. How's it going?"
"Great! I'm still not sure how I feel about that picture you took of me and Trixie last night."
*Smiles*"Oh, but I bet I know how you feel about the kiss, and that reminds me. Here's it printed and framed."
Sam pulled out the picture from last night of Trixie kissing Dipper right on the mouth. Dipper couldn't believe that Sam had actually done what he said he would, though with Sam, he should have learnt by now. He took it as his face turned bright pink. Dipper would be lying if he said he hadn't enjoyed it, but he guessed if he was kissed by any cute girl he would probably feel the same way. After he looked at it for awhile, still not sure how he should feel about the whole thing, Sam tapped his shoulder.
"Just as a heads up, Trixies coming, and you probably want to hide that thing before she see's it."
"What!"
Sure enough, she was coming out of the forest, humming to herself, thinking about a very pleasant dream from last night.
Dread filled Dipper, it would have filled anyone in his position, he bolted inside and stashed the picture in a secret place he kept all the stuff he collected from his mysteries.
After he had stashed it, Dipper and Sam went down stares to great Trixie.
"Hey Dipstick. Hey Sammy."
Mabel was begging her for forgiveness, for bringing up Trixies mom, but when she saw that she not angry anymore, she asked what happened between Sam and Trixie last night.
"Well I almost hurt him pretty good, after that he told me some comforting things. Then he told me a story and I fell asleep next to him, I don't know what went on after that."
"I put you in your bed after a while, and went home."
Sam had said this, to Dippers relief he left him out of last night, and wasn't going to bring it up.
They kept talking for some time after that, until Stan gave them all a job (Except for Sam, he didn't work there). Dipper was managing the cash register, Mabel was sweeping, and Trixie had to put up signs in the woods.
As Trixie was nailing signs into the ground the bushes began to rustle.
"Hello?"
The bushes rustled more, and Trixie started to get nervous.
"If anyone's there, come out now! Or I'll blow you the next dimension!"
Then a absurdly cute bunny hopped out of the bushes. Trixies brought her guard down.
"Daw! Hey there cutie. What's a adorable little guy like you doing all alone in such a scary part of the forest?"
With that the bunny reached down and pulled down a zipper, and a gnome jumped out and attacked Trixie. It was fallowed by several other gnomes with rope, and a sack.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Trixie screamed like a little girl (In her defense, she just saw a cute bunny take off its skin, and a gnome jump out. Come on, how would you react?)
Later
The gnomes let Trixie out of the sack. She had been trying to break out, but they somehow magic proofed the sack and the ropes that bound her.
"The time has come gnomes of the forest! After weeks of gathering our kin, we are ready to act and claim our queen!"
"Queen!Queen!Queen!Queen!"
Jeff was speaking to the mass of little bearded men. They were chanting with excitement and anticipation for what was to come.
"You jerks! I'm not going to be your queen!"
Jeff turned to Trixie, he looked genuinely amused.
"We don't want you to be our queen. We want Mabel."
"Mabel!Mabel!Mabel!Mabel!"
"We mean no offence Trixie. We wanted you to be our queen before Mabel, you're both very beautiful, but Mabel is a lot less 'Unstable'."
Now Trixie was getting really angry.
"What do you mean by 'Unstable'?!"
"I mean that she doesn't have violent mood swings, bury her emotions until they boil over, and blow things up whenever she gets mad. So as you can see, we'd rather not marry the time bomb."
Trixie took a great deal of offense at this.
"Then why the heck did you kidnap me?"
"Because now that we have Dippers queen, he will not interfere with our plans, unless he wishes to see you hurt very badly."
She was flabbergasted.
"Did you just say Dippers queen?"
"Yes! Now that we have you, he will let us marry Mabel. If you cut off the head, the snake shall die! He is the smart one, he is your leader, and if we have his queen, he will not save his sister."
All of them began chanting again.
Elsewhere
Dipper, Mabel, and Sam had gone looking for Trixie when she hadn't come back to the Mystery Shack.
"TRIXIE!"
Mabel called out as they searched for there missing friend.
"Mabel, how about you head back to the Shack and see if she came back."
Mabel did just that, while Sam and Dipper kept looking.
After awhile they heard the abnormal voices of gnomes behind a large tree, and they slowly peaked around it.
"We have his queen. We have orders to make contact with Dipper Pines and make sure he knows not to interfere."
The gnomes headed away, and did not see Dipper and Sam hiding. Sam whispered to Dipper.
"We should fallow them."
The two boys as quietly as they could fallowed the little men. They didn't have to go far. They came to a large clearing with hundreds of gnomes in pointy hats gathered, chanting around their leaders.
"Trixie!"
Dipper yelled under his breath( The sentence contradicts it self, but it was pretty accurate to what happened).
The minds of Sam and Dipper started to race.
"Any ideas dude?"
Dipper was thinking furiously.
"What do we know about gnomes?"*Takes out book 3*
"Well they can't operate without a leader, you can dropkick them when there's only a few, with a lot of them they can become a huge monster… um… they also become very focused on one thing when it gets their attention."
Dipper looks up from the book.
"What was that last part?"
"When something gets their attention, they become increasingly focused on that one thing." *Grins*
With the gnomes
"Where is Dipper Pines? He must know he can not interfere. So where is he?"
"He's right here!"
Dipper yelled this to them, as he walk right into there line of sight.
"I heard you were looking for me. Now why is that, and why did to kidnap Trixie?"
"We have wanted you here so you would know that we had your queen, and that if you try to stop us from marrying Mabel, Trixie will suffer greatly."
"Wait did you just say queen? You think Trixie's my queen?"
Trixie was going red with embarrassment.
"Oh sweet Mother Nature, why?"
She brought her head down trying to hide her face. As her head was down, she heard wings flapping softly, and saw a shadow pass over her.
"I guess even gnomes think you two should get your heads out of the ground and date each other already."
Sam had flown up, and when he had seen the gnomes distracted, had flown down, standing over Trixie with his huge white hawk wings spread behind him. He cut the ropes with the pocketknife Dipper had lent him. Once she was free, Sam lead her away while the gnomes were still focused on Dipper.
"Yes, we know she is your queen. We have seen you two together, she opens her heart to you, blushes like crazy when you're around, you listen and her obey her commands, and you are terrified of her when she is angry. Does she not sound like your queen?"
Thinking over it, Dipper had to admit, she did.
"I suppose so. I will not mess your your plans as long as you have her. Can I at least go see my sister one last time?"
"Yes."
All the gnomes parted and made a path for him and he walked out. The second he was out of there sight, he bolted to meet with Sam and Trixie, hoping that they could make it out of the forest before the gnomes noticed Trixie was gone.
*Crash! Boom!*
The gnomes had noticed.
"Dipper! Over here!"
Sam called to Dipper and he ran to him.
A large shadow appeared, and another one, and another one. When the three kids looked back, they saw three huge gnome monsters stomping towards them. One lifted up a giant rock, and hurdled it towards them, it would have crushed them in an instant.
Instincts kicked into motion in Sams mind. He reached out and grabbed Dipper and Trixie by the shoulder, and yanked back.
The three of them were now standing outside the Mystery Shack.
"What the crud just happened? Sam, did you do that?"
Trixie was trying to get her bearings, after a unexpected teleportation.
"I think I did."
"How?"
"No clue."
Mabel came screaming out the door.
"Trixie! You guys found her! What happened?"
*All three in unison*"Gnomes!"
Crashes could be heard in the forest getting closer, and birds could be seen fleeing as trees were torn down.
"There coming! What's the plan Dipper?"
Sam looked at his best friend.
"Why are you asking me?"
"Because I heard what the gnomes said, and they were right about one thing, you are the smart one, you are our leader."
Dipper was stunned for a moment. They all were looking at him, and none were objecting to Sam claiming that he was their leader. He came out of that trance and his mind began to work.
"Mabel, can you hot wire the golf cart?"
Mabel got a big, metal filled smile.
"Of course I can!"
"Okay. I don't want to know how you know that. Go do it."
Dipper then turned to his two friends.
"Sam, you're on offense, when we're driving, you're going to be attacking the gnomes. Trixie, you're on defense, you're going to be making sure that we don't get hit."
The golf cart came alive as Mabel worked her magic.
"Okay, everyone in. Mabel, when we're going, you're going to watching the gnomes and tell Sam and Trixie were they're coming from. Everyone got it?"
They all nodded their heads, and took off as the gnome monsters came for them.
They lead the creatures away from the Shack, and down a winding dirt trail.
"Trixie! Gnomes at 8 o clock!"
Trixie heard Mabel's warning and with a flash of blue light, knocked the gnomes that had been frown at them out of the air.
Another one of the giant creatures had come around and gotten dangerously close to them. Sam saw it and manifested his wings, flying directly at it. This surprised the gnomes and gave Sam an advantage as he flew to the leader at the top and snatched him. He then hurtled the little beast away. Then he turned in the air, his right eye glowing royal blue, and the sent a fireball at the annoying bearded men. The impact caused them all to scatter. Now they only had to deal with two.
"Sam! We got a big guy at 10 o clock!"
Mabel's warning had perfect timing. Sam saw the gnome monster and with his mind, sent a large tree branch at it. It stumbled and that caused a lot of the large number of gnomes it had thrown to miss. The ones that had come near them Trixie had stopped with her magic.
Eventually with Sams attacks, they were down to one giant gnome monster.
"Oh no!"
Dipper had yelled this because a very large tree had fallen in the middle of their path, and they couldn't turn back.
"Keep driving at it!"
"WHAT?!"
Dipper couldn't believe what Sam had just said.
"Trust me! I'll take care of it!"
Dipper kept the cart going for it as Sam went on top of the cart roof. His right eye glowed blue and his left eye glowed green. He built a positive charge in one arm, and a negative charge in the other. He then brought his hands together, and there was a massive *CRACK* as a lightning bolt jumped from his arms and spit a huge hole in the fallen tree.
They drove through this large gap, and into an open area, with Sam now holding on to the roof for dear life.
"Give up! There's no were left to run!"
Dipper pulled over the cart and got out. The gnomes started coming closer. Trixies eyes turned blue, and spheres of magic formed in her hands. Sams left eye lit up green, and in his left hand razor sharp icicles formed, his right eye glowed blue, and in his right hand a fireball took shape. They both were about to attack the giant, but Dipper stopped them, he had planned for this.
"Come here, I've got something to say."
Jeff brought the gnomes down so he could better see the four of them.
"Yes?"
"Do you remember this?"
That was the que. Mabel turned on the leaf blower in reverse and sucked Jeff up.
"Not again!"
Mabel then kicked it into blow, and sent him at his fellow gnomes, defeating them the same way they had the first time.
They kept chasing the gnomes off until they were all gone. Then they could finally talk.
"Dude! Didn't I say you were the smart one?"
Sam patted Dipper on the back. They then brought Mabel up to speed on what happened.
"Oooooo, so Trixies your queen know?"
*Dipper and Trixie in unison*"No!"
Mabel was giggling uncontrollably, and Sam had a big smile on his face.
"Are you sure? He did defeat a horrible monster who was holding you prisoner. Though thinking over it, that sounds more like you being a damsel in distress, and that would make Dipper your prince charming."
Trixies eyes turned blue, and she gave him a death glare. Dipper just hid his face in embarrassment under his hat.
"Chose your next words carefully Sammy."
Sam thought for a moment.
"I guess the only thing remaining is for you two to kiss and live happily ever after."
A water bottle inside the golf cart exploded, and Trixie punched Sam in the arm, hard.
"Ha ha ha ooowww ha ha ha… totally worth it."