Hello people! I seriously need to update so much more, I'm really sorry. Well anyways, some people have these 'Facebook' One-shots, and I think it's kinda cool, so I'm going to try one out. :) Hope you all enjoy. And, I DO NOT OWN KICKIN' IT OR FACEBOOK! Now, on with the story :)


Jerry Martinez: Kim Crawford and Jack Brewer is the school's number one couple!

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Kim Crawford: WHAT THE FUCK?! JERRY MARTINEZ YOU ARE SO DEAD.

Jerry Martinez: Why are you denying the truth? You guys are so cute together anyways ;)

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Jack Brewer: Dude, we're BEST FRIENDS. There's a difference, you know.

Eddie Jones: That doesn't mean you can't be MORE than just friends...

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Jack Brewer to Kim Crawford: Heyyyyy ;)

Kim Crawford: Heyyyyyyy ;)

Grace O'Doherty: Oooooooohhhh whatcha guys talking about?

Jack Brewer: Nothing.

Kim Crawford: Nothing.

Jerry Martinez: Sure doesn't look like nothing... It's something, that's for sure

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Jack Brewer: Oh yeah, Kimmy is just day-dreaming about me and my sexiness.

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Kim Crawford: Fuck you, Jackson.

Jack Brewer: I know you want to ;)

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Kim Crawford: I swear, I just barfed in my mouth. And you know I can kill you right now. I'm in your house.

Kim Crawford: Shit. Why did I just say that...

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Donna Tobin to Jack Brewer: Hey Jackie, wanna go out? :)

Jack Brewer: No. Stop asking me out. I'm not interested.

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Donna Tobin: Why not? I'm gorgeous, and we would look great together.

Jack Brewer: I'm with someone, and she's beautiful, inside and out. Much prettier than you, that's for sure.

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Donna Tobin: WHAT?! WHO'S THIS BITCH?!

Kim Crawford: "This bitch" happens to be moi. Jack is mine :)

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Kim Crawford is now in a relationship with Jack Brewer

Milton Krupnick, Rudy Gillespie, and 103 others like this

Jack Brewer: Love you :)

Kim Crawford: I love you too :)

Grace O'Doherty: This is too cute!

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Jerry Martinez: I knew it all along. I'm not that stupid, you know.

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Milton Krupnick: Yes, but you aren't all that smart, either.

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Rudy Gillespie: Don't be all mushy during karate practice though. I'm gonna barf, and you two are gonna clean up the mats if I do.

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Kim Crawford: We're not promising anything.

Jack Brewer: Even if you do barf, we're not cleaning it up.


And that's my little Facebook one-shot for you guys :) That was pretty fun, too. Anyways, please review, and I hope you all enjoyed it. By the way, I don't own Facebook, Kickin' it, or any of the characters used in this one-shot. I might write another Facebook one-shot. I'll see. Thanks for reading :)