Okay. Now there are alot. And i mean ALOT of curse words in this. If you are very young do not read. Unless you are a little reble. But just warning you. ALOT OF INAPROPRIATE THINGS IN HERE BUT IDK WHAT TO RATE THE STORY! This part. This would be just.. unrated.. R. Just R. Cuz i dont want to get in trouble. lolz and i dont own anything btw

The next week passed by rather enjoyable for Teazer. She didnt have a tomfriend and her and Alice joked about it alot. And now she was close friends with Jerrie.

Throughout the week they would poke each other in ticklish spots that they had found on each other, although when Teazer was trying to learn how to do a hand stand on one hand and Jerrie discreetly walked by and poked her, that was a little less enjoyable.

That weekend Jerrie and his friends went to the bar again with the same rules to bring a date and Teazer fake dated with Jerrie again when they went. Everyone was slightly dissapointed that karaoke night was moved to Saturday, but they would deal with it. It meant the bar was less crowded when they went.

Then the next week went by like the first. Jerrie and Teazer were like bestfriends. Something just clicked and it was like they had known each other for years. They knew everything about each other. They told each other secrets. They pranked each other. It was perfect.

It went on in this fasion for about 4 weeks. Partying on the weekends, playing during the week. It was pretty enjoyable.

On a Friday after a long week of Jerrie and Teazer trying to prank each other, Jerrie, Alice, and Teazer met up on their way to the barracks. Alice told Teazer how she had plans with the same tom she had plans with every weekend since the one Teazer and Jake broke up, then left to go meet up with him. Teazer and Jerrie walked to the barracks alone.

It was a sort of boring walk since neither of the were talking. So Jerrie decided he would stop the silence and poked Teazer on her lower rib. She squeeled slightly and giggled as it tickled her insides and sidestepped from Jerrie closer to the wall. "Jerrie!" She laughed and she poked him on his stomach, making him laugh and recoil closer to the middle of the hall. They stopped walking and had a stand still for a moment.. until Jerrie said "Ya goin ta pay fo' tha'" with a smirk and Teazer was just barely able to dodge another poke and ran to the barracks, Jerrie close on her tail.

The two entered the barracks together catching their breathe and went to Jerrie friends, which were now Teazers new friends. They were talking about plans for this weekend.

"Do ya think we should go to the bar tonight earlier and see what happens from there?" Everyone agreed and went to get a date. Jarrie and Teazer decided to fake date as they always do.

Teazer and Jerrie got to the bar early as planned and their friends were waiting there. The bar aws very mellow today. Not too many people, the music not to loud, it was very different from its usual loud craziness that always gave Rumpleteazer a headache.

All of Jerrie and Teazers friends were bored so they decided to do their favorite past time. Truth or Dare. They had their own version though.

They had Group Truth or Dare where you would pick a partner or group and they would get to come up with the questions or dares. (The groups most of the time were Halestrom and JD, Lato and Munger, and Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer.) You cant do more than 3 Truths within the hour and they cant be right after the other. And if you failed to do a dare you would have to buy the group who made the dare their drinks for the rest of the night. The drink buying time stopped at 7 AM. They were very precise about their rules and such just to make it all the more fun.

It past the time away quite enjoyably. Teazer DID enjoy seeing Jerrie have to stand up on the bar and sing the Barney song then start dancing to it with one of the waitors. The poor Tom didnt know what to do when Jerrie tried to make a pass at him. (Also part of the dare made by Halestrom and his partner JD)

Then Halestrom had to go slap the same waitors butt then give him a hug and act retarded then go sit down like nothing had happened.

"Teazer and Jerrie. Truth or Dare?" Halestrom smiled deviously at Teazer and she rolled her eyes at him.

"Awlroight." Jerrie smirked at Halestrom and his partner, knowing what Teazer would pick. "We'll choose dare. Hit us with ya best shot." She said, willing to take on any challenge. "Oi dare you and Jerrie ta kiss." But that was a challenge she didnt expect.

She looked over to Jerrie who was looking a little red in the cheeks. Teazer could also feel her cheeks get hot as everyone laughed and encouraged them. "Come on. We a'e friends. Ya can' come up with a be''er dare?" Jerrie said to halestrom as his face flushed red "Yea. A make out kiss! Like a REAL kiss." Halestrom and the other toms laughed, knowing Jerrie would never do it and they would get bragging rights and Jerrie and Teazer would have to buy their beers for the night.

Teazer was thinking it over right as she glanced over and saw Jake come in the bar. She saw him walk right bast her booth to the bar. He ordered a drink then slightly spun around in his chair and was about to see Teazer. She saw him look over to her booth and the second he noticed Teazer she quickly cupped her hands around Jerrie's head and gave him a kiss so passionate that she had never even gave JAKE a kiss like that.

After a second or two Jerrie put his arms around Teazer's waist, and Teazer put her arms around his neck and they deepened the kiss.

After what seemed like an eternity but was actually only about 10 seconds, or maybe 20 or 30, Teazer and Jerrie pulled away from the kiss and sat straight. They smiled triumphantly at the toms who were getting sad they would have to buy their own drinks.

Teazer looked out of the corner of her eye and saw Jake staring at her like he had just seen his parents dis-own him. Teazer thought it was good payback.

And she wasnt sure, but she thought she liked the kiss, but she didnt let it get to her. Probably just the charm of a "Henchy Denchy" as her and Alice refer to it. It means Henchcat player.

Now it seemed to be sudden death mode as Lato and Munger just sat back to watch the brutal daring going on between Jerrie and Teazer and JD and Halestrom.

Halestrom and JD had to go behind the bar, kiss a waitor, then jump up and down screaming "I KISSED A TOM AND I LIKED IT!".

They came backa t Jerrie and Teazer, making them go sit down at a table with a bunch of old adult cats and act like they belonged there and they couldnt laugh and had to pretend like they were their children. Very tricky with the not laughing.

So then Halestrom and JD had to go dance in the middle of the floor slapping each others butts and singing "IM HORNY AND I KNOW IT!" then slap everyone elses but near the dancefloor.

Just when it couldnt get any worse. Oh no. It got much worse. Jerrie had to first pee in a few cups in the bathroom and put them on a tray and stole an apron for Teazer to put on so she could go deliver them to a table of what seemed like rich goody goody cats. Then when they realized it was pee they were drinking Teazer had to tell them it was the special of the day. Piss-in-a-Cup! Then after the cats stormed out of the bar Jerrie and Teazer had to stand on the bars and tables and dance and sing the Uncle Fucker song while kicking people drinks and food out of the way while Jerrie was hopping from table to table and Teazer making her way all around the long rectangular bar at the back. They were breaking a bunch of the glasses and spilling all the drinks and Jerrie had even fallen through one of the tables and broke it but didnt care.

That was a little over the top for the manager who came to kick them out but Teazer, Jerrie, and their whole crew was drunk and when the manager came to Teazer to get her to stop spraying a hose squirting the beer everywhere Jerrie ran over to him, pointed to him, and began to sing loudly to him "SHUT YA FUCKIN' FACE UNCLE FUCKAH! YA A COCK SUCKIN ASS LICKIN UNCLE FUCKAH! YA A UNCLE FUCKAH YES I'S TRUE! NOBODY FUCKS UNCLES QUITE LIKE YOU!"

Teazer and Jerrie laughed and the manager grabbed Jerrie by the arm and ordered "ALL OF YOU OUT OF MY BUILDING NOW BEFORE I CALL THE COP CATS. IM GOING TO-"

He was stopped by Teazer jumping down and shoving the managers arm off Jerrie and pointing to him real close with their faces close and singing loudly "SHUT YA FUCKIN FACE UNCLE FUCKAH! YA THA ONE THA' FUCKED YA UNCLE UNCLE FUCKAH! YA DON' EAT OR SLEEP OR MOW THA LAWN YA JUS' FUCK YA UNCLE ALL DAY LONG!"

The manager went and got a phone to call the Cop Cats and Teazer, Jerrie, JD, Halestrom, Lato, and Munger, all skipped out of the front door and down the street arm in arm yelling "fucka, fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka, fucka FUCKA FUCKAAAAAAAA... YOUR A BONER EATING BASTARD UNCLE FUCKA!" and you could hear the toon drifting off down the street.

When the crew got tired of singing and skipping they all started walking but they were way too drunk for even that. When they started walking they still had their arms interlocked and everone started to swerve every which way, which pulled the others, so they all crashed onto the ground of an alley and laughed their heads off.

When they calmed down they all got comfortable in the alley to hang out and finish their beers. Rumpleteazer layed down with her side lined up against the wall so she was slanted slightly, Mungojerrie layed on his back with his head on her stomach for a pillow so they formed a T together, JD leaned up against a trashcan about 3 yards away, and Lato and Munger (brothers btw) were leaning their backs against each other near the middle of the group because Halestrom took the trashbag and sat on it near the front of the group. They were in a formation much like this. R= Teazer M= Jerrie JD=JD LM= Lato and Munger HS=Halestrom

R J . HS

Everyone was talking and Hale turned around a few minutes later to see Mungojerrie had changed position. It took the drunk Hale a few seconds to see but Jerrie had rolled over to his stomach and had his elbows on either side of Rumpleteazer to prop him up and Hale realized they were making out. He smiled to himself and said under his breathe "Good for you Jerrie. Good for you." Then took a few swigs of the rest of his beer.

Point of view of Jerrie and Teazer

The next thing Jerrie and Teazer know after every got settled in the alley, Teazer was playing with Jerries headfur on her stomach. Jerrie looked up at her. Teazer used her other hand to softly glide her finger across the outline of the side of his face and his chin. Going down to his neck.

Then Jerrie started to roll over and came up to Teazers face and she glided her finger down the side of his neck to his collarbone as Jerrie leaned down to brush his lips against Teazers. Right after Jerrie pulled away from the quick touch of lips, Teazer went up to meet his again, her fingers going down his toned chest and wrapping back up around the back of his head as they kissed passionatly.

It lasted for a long time, them only seperating every so often to give a peck kiss then continue the kiss, or to take in some air then continue the kiss. Teazer had never really made out with anyone like this. She would always stop with Jake because either it didnt feel right or she thought Jake would try to lead it to sex and she has always lived knowing that when u have sex with someone they are your mate. And if not then you should save yourself for your mate in the future.

But now, she couldnt tell if it was the beers or not to tell the truth, but she didnt think this felt wrong like it did with Jake. This actually felt right.

During the kiss she took a quick intake of air through her nose and smelled Jerrie's strong scent. She loved it. He smelled, sweet, but strong. Just like him. She loved it.

She felt Jerrie's kiss become slow and they both passed out.

As did the rest of the crew. But only after JD threw up a bit.