"Another beautiful day."

Maria thought as she woke up looking herself in the mirror saying...

"What a party was that yesterday."

She smiled as she remembered her 9th birthday yesterday. The party was... A mango party. Her brother Romano and Mexico were wearing a mango costume, while her father is bagoong. Apparently, they slept 3:00 in the morning and right now, she's still half-asleep. She noticed something different about her. Her hair grew shoulder-length, her curved lips turned perfect and her chest seems a teeny tiny bit bigger. She stared at herself and laugh, she already knew that she was half-asleep. She went to the kitchen to cook and she saw her brother. He asked her something.

"Hey Pepe! Will stay here for a moment?"

"Huh? Sure why not but why?"

"You'll see."

She saw the Mexican smirk and he called his brother and father down. Romano was the first to came down. He was ignorant, as always. Next, came her father hiding something behind his back. The three of them stood in front of the filipina giving her their infamous rape face. Spain finally showed her the thing he was hiding. It was a BOY Spanish clothes. To the three boys, the clothes seems rich but for Maria, it was a DISASTER. Maria tried to run but Spain gave the clothes to Mexico, who is actually a fast runner and said with a rape aura...

"Maria...wear this now..."

"N-no way!"

And they ran and ran until Maria was caught in a dead end. Well when she turned around she saw the joker face from batman. Mexico, who was too excited to see his...erm...brother wearing the rich clothing. So he ripped of his brother's t-shirt and saw...her...2 thingies. Maria was indeed shocked to see herself with it but Mexico was more shocked than her.

"Wha...wha...WHAT THE HELL?!"

"Agh! brother, calm down!"

"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN?!"

"Just...just calm down."

And so the Mexico turned away his blushing face to the side and gave Philippines her t-shirt.

Then they saw Spain and Romano walking towards them and Mexico told them what happened...

"There you are mis dos hijos!" (My two sons) me and Romano were worried when I heard Mexico shout so...what happened?"

"Seriously, tortilla bastard... What the heck happened?"

Mexico's face was turning red and said...

"Pepe...is...A GIRL!

Spain and Romano became a stone statue, then passed out. Maria and Alejandro knew what they're feeling, of course they would be shocked since the four of them were sleeping on the same house and the same room with a girl.

It was 10 minutes until the two stone statue became normal. Spain woke up and saw Maria staring at the ceiling. He smiled and said...

"Maria, I'm very sorry. I thought you were a boy. In return, I will give you a proper name and a proper clothing."

Maria simply smiled.

"It's ok papa, I understand. My hair back before we're boyish so I can't blame it on you. Besides I'm ok with you guys calling me a boy. So... What's my new name?"

"Your new name would be... Maria Clara De La Cruz Carriedo. Since that's long, I will call you Maria or Piri ok?"

"Yes papa!"

While the two were happily chatting. The Italian woke up. He saw the girl and said...

"*yawn*... YOU! You were a girl?! Why didn't you tell us that?

"Well of course I didn't knew that I was girl."

"Why you..."

" now now mi hijo. Just forgive her ok?"

The Italian blushed a bit.

"F-fine... I'm s-sorry f-fish ba-bastard."

The filipina laughed. But in a creepy way.

"I will forgive you TODAY. The next time you call me that I will rip your head off."

The Italian gulped in fear. The Spaniard remembered her clothes.

"Oh right! Mi hija, I will buy you a proper clothing but while I'm away why don't you play with the two boys?"

"Ok papa."

Maria grabbed Romano's hand and went to look for Alejandro. Maria thought he would be outside so the two ran towards the door and saw the Mexican sitting under the tree. Alejandro saw them coming towards him.

"Oi! Mi hermana (my sister) and mi hermano (my brother)! Come over here! Lets take a nap!"

The two did what they were told and took a nap. Maria couldn't take a nap so she woke up from her siesta (afternoon nap).

authors note: sorry if this isn't it bold letters. I'm still new here in and man I don't know anything.

as you can see, Filipinos hate things that are rich. Well most of them like it though.