You all are mean.

You'll review this story, but not the other'sI made.

Am I that bad or what? Is this hthe only work that I've done that's worth reading?

Well, I aint' going to fuss about it. Do whatever. Bitches.

In today's "lovely" parody, there's a girl whose name is Mei. Mei just HAPPENS to go to Kagome's school and just HAPPENS to be Kagome's friend. One day, when Mei was over at Kagome's, she just HAPPENED to come across the well in the shrine and just HAPPENED to see Kagome go through it. Suspicious, Mei went down the well after her and just HAPPENED to show up in Feudal Japan. There, she met Kagome who was surprised to see her there.

"Mei!" Kagome exclaimed, "What are you doing here?"

"I followed you!" Mei replied. She looked behind Kagome. "Who are those guys?"

"Oh! The monk over there is Miroku, the lady over there is Sango, the little fox demon is Shippo, the cat demon is Kirara, and that guy over there with the ears is Inuyasha! Everyone, this is Mei"

"Hello!" Said Shippo,

"Nice to meet you, Mei." Sango said.

"Mew!" Went Kirara.

"Why, hello there!" Miroku said, approaching Mei, grabbing her hands, "Will you do me the kindness in bearing my children?" Sango whacked him on the head with her Hirakotsu (sp?).

"You just never quit, do you Miroku?" Sango grumbled. Miroku simply chuckled and rubbed his sore spot. Kagome looked over to Inuyasha, who was relaxing in a tree not paying any attention to anyone, as usual.

"Hey Inuyasha! Come down here! There's someone I would like you to meet!" Kagome called out to him. Inuyasha grunted.

"I ain't meeting anyone unless they can help us find the Jewel Shards." Inuyasha muttered. Kagome got mad and made him "sit". Inuyasha fell out of the tree and crash landed on the ground.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR WENCH?" Inuyasha sputtered.

"YOU CAN'T FORGET ABOUT THE SHIKON JEWEL SHARDS FOR ONE SECOND? YOU'RE SO RUDE!" Kagome yelled.

"Shikon…Jewel Shards?" Mei inquired. Then she remembered something. "Hey! I just so HAPPEN to have a few pieces of the Jewel!" Mei dug into her sweater pocket at took out TEN SHARDS (and a small bag of cocaine)!

"I-I…" Inuyasha stuttered, "I LOVE you!" He snatched the Jewel Shards out of her hands and coveted them. "With these added now we have half of the Jewel! Were did you get them?"

"Haha, I got them from a drug dealer!" Mei chuckled. Inuyasha looked confused. "Hey, now that I think about it, you're Kagome's boyfriend aren't you?"

"WHAT? Boyfriend? I'm not her boyfriend! She's not my type!"

"Hmm, so you are a necrophile aren't you?"

"NO!"

"Well, you're drawn to her since she reminds you of that other priestess. Doesn't she have almost the same qualities that the love you once had had? Come on, you know you love her. You've got to admit it some day, stop trying to be macho! And PLEASE get over Kikyo."

"I guess you're right…HEY WAITAMINUTE! How do you know all this?"

"…because I'm smart." Mei headed back for the well. "Well, gotta go, can't stay here too long, even though original characters like me stay longer in this romantic comedy cliché! Bye everyone! Hasta la Ramen!" And Mei jumped inside, but ended up in Europe.

Inuyasha walked over to a moping Kagome, who ran away when Inuyasha blurted out "I love you" to Mei.

"Kagome," Inuyasha said in that dreamy voice that he uses to comfort Kagome.

"Yeah?"

"I love you."

"I love you, too."

"And Kagome?"

"Yes, Inuyasha?"

"What's a drug dealer?"

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