I'm sure all of you have heard tales about people falling in love on the job. Most often times, perhaps always, these tales take place in a nice corporate office with the pencil-pushers and the water-cooler and the staples, and those "exiting" cubicles.

Fuck that shit.

I got something better.

Inuyasha is a high school dropout who was forced to live on his own. He lived in a small apartment in a drug-infested neighborhood in Tokyo. In order to pay for his rent, Inuyasha flipped burgers at a local fast food restaurant called "Out and In".

"ORDER UP!" Inuyasha called to the cashier. He slid a tray three deluxe chili cheeseburgers, five orders of mega-sized French fries, and a diet soda on the counter. He turned away, sulking, wanting to just dip his whole head in French fry oil and let some hobo eat his high cholesterol head off. Inuyasha grabbed more hamburger meat from the fridge and slapped it on the grill muttering, "I need a real job."

"Attention all 'Out and In' employees!" said Shippo, the manager. Although Shippo is still a little runt, he clawed his way up to be manager by suing the old manager. "I would like for you all to meet the newest member of our 'Out and In family', Kagome!"

"Hi, Kagome…" The crew droned, not caring at all. Not one of them wanted to work there, but they all messed up somewhere and now there here; Mixing the shakes, re-heating the apple pies, frying the fries.

"She'll be making our famous chili!" Shippo went on; he turned to Kagome with a smile. "Now make sure none of you're body parts fall into the chili, we don't want to get sued. Make sure you…" Kagome didn't hear much after that. Something had caught her brown eye. That guy at the grill…the angry one with the doggy ears. He…is…GORGEOUS! Inuyasha just looked behind his shoulder as he flipped the patties. That new girl is cute, that's what he thought. He snapped his head back to the grill, and continued to think about his mediocre job.

Of course, they would do silly things to express their love while working. Example, Inuyasha would sometimes get about three patties, ketchup, mustard, and 1000 Island dressing. With these condiments, he would write messages on each patty like "WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?" or "THIS JOB BITES". And Kagome would just comply and be flattered.

Everything went well with the two of them, but Kagome forgot to tell Inuyasha that her job at "Out and In" was to make enough money to go to community college. Sadly, Inuyasha learned the hard way from Koga, a fellow co-worker who worked at the drive-thru window after noticing Kagome was gone for almost a week. He became all melancholy and his worked suffered with him. They either became burnt or undercooked. He almost got fired once for putting cigarette ash under someone's bun when he started smoking on the job.

"Inuyasha, this the fifth slip up this week!" Shippo scolded. Inuyasha just stared at him with a cigarette hanging out his mouth. "What's the problem?"

"None of you're goddamn business." Inuyasha muttered. He took a drag and blew the smoke out at the poster on the wall that said "Almost sincere service with a smile, grin, scowl, etc."

"It's Kagome isn't it?"

"Who wants to know?"

"You know Inuyasha; she's only across the street." Shippo said sternly. He pointed out the window at Takahashi Miyazki Community College, the only college that you can get into for just 325 yen. Inuyasha's cigarette dropped out of his mouth. He got up from the booth and ran outside and ran across the street to the college. Miroku looked at Inuyasha through the window and said to himself "Run to her, man, run to her."

Inuyasha ran through the football field, the football players paused to look at him and said, "Run Inuyasha! Run!"

He ran though the science halls.

"Run Inuyasha! Run!"

He ran through the cafeteria.

"Run dude, she's waiting for ya!"

He even ran through the girl's restroom!

"EEEEEEEEKKKKKKK! HENTAI!"

But he finally came to the classroom where Kagome was: history class. Inuyasha just burst through the door and went over to Kagome's desk. All eyes were on them, confused eyes.

"Kagome! I can't work without you!" Inuyasha cried to her.

"But I was only across the street…" Kagome replied in embarrassment.

"I need you on my side!"

"-sob-sob-Oh Inuyasha!" And Inuyasha grabbed and carried Kagome bridal-style back to the "Out and In" restaurant. There everyone clapped and cheered for the couple and the spent the rest of there lives happy, broke and smelly.

Now that's over, go about your business! Sayonara!