:I must tell you, this is the LAST CHAPTER:

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:S. Devilin:

It's a 1970 Friday night, and everyone is "On the Scene", whatever that means. Kagome and Sango were sitting at the bar of Club Shikon, the most popular disco in Tokyo, drinking alcohol and watching people attempting to dance.

Sango notice a guy doing the cabbage patch and said, "Oh my God, look at that guy over there, Kagome!" Kagome turned her head from the bartender and laughed with her. Suddenly, the lights grew darker and a disco ball popped through the ceiling, spinning and shinning a rainbow of colors.

"And now," Ginta (or Hakkaku, I forgot who's who) the D.J. said through the microphone, "For your viewing pleasure, Club Shikon presents you the funky-fresh stylings of Inuyasha, the Disco King!" Hakkaku (or Ginta), grabbed some random record at started playing it. The people in the middle of the lighted dance floor cleared the way for Inuyasha to enter. He had an enormous afro that almost hid his doggy-ears with a small afro pick poking out of the mass. He grabbed the pick and threw it to the audience and started shaking his money-maker for people to go "Whoop WHOOP!" Of course Kagome caught it perfectly and held it lovingly in her hands. She had always loved Inuyasha and his gift to bust a move on the dance floor. That was the reason she would come to this very club, and to get a drink.

After ten minutes of doing disco moves that I really can't name, Ginta (or Hakkaku) said, "The Disco King will now dance with a female partner. Whoever has the Kings afro pick is the winner." All the girls except Sango looked at Kagome and screamed liked banshees. They started to attack her for the blessed afro pick. She struggled her way out of the mass of people on top of her and presented the pick to Inuyasha, who pulled Kagome out and took her into his quasi-royal arms. He has never had such a beautiful partner before, compared to the one person he seemed to always dance with, Jakotsu. I he didn't know any better—and you all knew this was coming—he developed a crush on her.

The two started dancing, amazing the crowd even more. Kagome was an amazing dancer, and that made Inuyasha love her even more. The couple danced all night until it was time for the disco to close. Inuyasha walked Kagome to her house while she wore his coat.

"You're a great dancer, Kagome." Inuyasha complimented, blushing.

Kagome blushed and replied, "Thank you. It an honor to hear that from you." Inuyasha smiled and gave her a small kiss. Kagome turned beet red.

"Hey, in two weeks, there's going to be a groovy disco couples' competition and you'll be a great partner. Will you be my partner?"

"I'd love to!"

"Far Out!"

"Hey, you want to come in?"

"Sure!"

So the went inside and did a "Lemon"! Not a bad way to say they did "It", if I do say so myself. And they entered and won the competition. It was a close match against Sesshomaru and Rin, but they got through when the judge found out Rin was way too young to be in the competition and she wasn't a midget. Inuyasha and Kagome celebrated by doing another "Lemon" and got drunk. Later in the years they got married and had many booty-shaking babies. And that is the end of this parody. Now, leave me to my other work!