Chapter 5: No holds bar
Emma: Chapter 5 comes out right now! You get to read it! :)
Justin Donelly: Wow, thank you. That means a lot, but I don't think I'm anywhere near the best fanfic writer.
Dixie Darlin: LOL Swizz-Napped. That's really original. And yes, I had to put in Vanellope getting punished, too funny to pass up.
A Sugar Coated RIVALRY
Vanellope's group watched with saddened and angered expressions as Jubileena let out her emotions over the fact that her beloved Swizzle had been kidnapped. Minty knelt down and put her hand on Jubileena's shoulder. "We'll find Swizzle, I promise Jubileena. And I swear, we will make Taffyta's gang pay," Minty said with spite. She hugged Jubileena and helped her get up. Poor Jubileena was one of the nicest girls in the whole arcade; everyone knew she didn't deserve this.
"T-thanks Minty," Jubileena cried out and wiped her eyes. Adorabeezle stepped forward and took off her hat.
"Listen, you guys go look for Swizzle; I'll go to Taffyta's house to spy on them. I'm going to find out what is going to happen next with her group," she stated and ran toward her kart and drove to Taffyta's house. The others waited until Jubileena calmed down enough to talk. She sniffled a little and put her hat on. She looked up at everyone with puffy and sad eyes that quickly turned into an evil glare.
"We're going to find Swizzle, and then we're going to track that bitches group down and kick their asses!" Jubileena shouted and started following the tire tracks. She stomped off toward the Candy Cane Forest, leaving everyone with their jaws dropped at her outburst. Vanellope shook it off and ran after her.
"C'mon guys, move your molasses, we have a friend to find!" She said loudly. Rancis, and Minty started running after the other two to find Swizzle. Luckily, Gloyd was too stupid to cover his tracks and soon they found themselves pretty deep in the forest. Minty walked faster to catch up with Jubileena, and Vanellope slowed down to walk with Rancis.
"So Nelly, what are you going to do with Taffyta's group after this? I mean kidnapping is a serious crime," Rancis pointed out as they held hands. Vanellope sighed and bit her lip, thinking hard. She searched for an answer and looked over at Rancis.
"I think both Taffyta and Gloyd should be thrown in the fudging fungeon for about a week or two and the rest of them should have Oreo Guards escorting them everywhere to keep them in line," she responded. Rancis nodded, thinking those were the appropriate measures.
"That seems to work Vanellope. You've been lenient with them long enough and they must suffer the consequences, but how are we going to get Taffyta and Gloyd in the dungeon? We both know they won't go quietly," Rancis said. Vanellope chuckled at her response.
"I think Ralph and Calhoun can help us with that Flugs. Who'd be dumb enough to not listen to a pair of boulder sized fists and an ass kicking women soldier with plasma guns?" Vanellope said. They both looked at each other and both said in unison: "Candlehead."
Meanwhile, Minty and Jubileena were ahead of the couple and trying to keep their emotions in check. Minty thought of Jubileena as a great friend or even sister, so she decided to come clean with how she felt about Swizzle, hoping Jubileena wouldn't take it the wrong way.
"Hey Jubileena, can I talk to you for a quick minute?" Minty asked while rubbing the back of her head as they looked around the forest. Jubileena looked over at Minty with a small smile.
"Sure thing Minty, what's up?" Jubileena asked. It was getting a little dark in the forest, so Jubileena pulled out a few glowing cherries which lit the area up. Minty breathed deeply and let it out.
"Well, to tell you the absolute truth, I have feelings for Swizzle, strong feelings at that. I've felt this way for a long time and well, seeing him kidnapped like this really scares me for his safety," Minty admitted. Jubileena stopped and turned to give Minty a glare.
"Swizzle is mine Minty," Jubileena said darkly and grabbed Minty's collar. Rancis and Vanellope stopped in their tracks at the scene before them.
"Now, please be reasonable Jubileena," Minty pleaded. "It does hurt me a little that Swizzle is taken, but I'm happy he's with you. I can see how happy he is with you and I'm not one to ruin true love, I promise!" Minty begged, "I want to find him as bad as you do!" Jubileena's expression softened and she dropped Minty. The green girl fell to the ground and picked herself up.
"I'm so sorry for that Minty, I just want my Swizzy back and I didn't want to lose him again," Jubileena apologized. Minty and Jublieena hugged and patched things up. "Hey, what are sisters for?" Minty said and smiled.
"Okay guys, if you want to find Swizzle today, we better hurry up," Vanellope said. Jubileena and Minty turned forward again to search for Swizzle. They followed the tire tracks for a few more minutes before they found themselves in a clearing next to a small Taffy Swamp.
"LOOK! RIGHT THERE!" Rancis shouted and pointed at a lump. It was a duffel bag. Jubileena ran up and unzipped it and screamed.
"NOOOOOO!"
(With Adorabeezle)
Adorabeezle had gotten her kart repaired and set off for Taffyta's house. Luckily Taffyta didn't live far from Jubileena's house, but she didn't want to draw attention to herself, so she shut off her kart's engine and coasted behind some trees around the house. She could see Taffyta's and Gloyd's karts parked outside. "Okay Taffyta, now let's see what you're up too," Adorabeezle said to herself as she crouched below the living room window.
"So, you took care of Swizzle for Candlehead and the rest?" Taffyta asked Gloyd. Gloyd nodded with a smirk on his face. Taffyta laughed and hugged him. "Good boy Gloyd," she said and started making out with him. He returned the kiss and slid his hands down to her rear and squeezed it, causing her to squeal in delight. Adorabeezle gagged and vurped.
"Ewwww," she whispered. "That is so gross," she said again. The kiss ceased and Adorabeezle looked back up to the window.
"Now what do we do my queen?" Gloyd asked Taffyta.
"We taught them a lesson they won't soon forget Gloyd," Taffyta responded, "if they mess with one of us, we mess with them, only harder." The two then laughed evilly.
"So, everyone else is at Tappers babe, let's go join them to celebrate!" Gloyd suggested.
"Good Gloyd, I'll treat everyone!" Taffyta replied. They got up and left. Adorabeezle laid in Taffyta's lollipop garden to hide. When she was sure they were gone, Adorabeezle got up and ran angrily to her kart.
"If those assholes think they can walk over us, then they're completely wrong!" She screamed to herself. Her Rocket-Popster started up and sped back toward Jubileena's house.
(Back with the rest of the group)
Jubileena had opened the duffel bag to find her Swizzle black and blue from bruises and unconscious. "SWIZZLE!" Jubileena shrieked as tears streamed down her face.
"Oh my mod," Rancis said under his breath. Jubileena hugged Swizzle's body and lifted him out of the bag. "Hurry let's get him back you your house," Rancis said with worry. At that moment, Adorabeezle's headlights poured through the trees.
"Guys! You found him!" She said with a sigh of relief until she saw Jubileena carrying Swizzle. "Holy Sega, what happened?" She asked. Minty and Jubileena put Swizzle in the passenger seat and climbed on the back wing.
"Gloyd kidnapped him and beat him!" Minty said angrily as she wiped some tears from her eyes. Rancis and Vanellope ran to keep up with the kart as they sped back towards Jublieena's house. Swizzle began to stir, but all that he did was moan with pain. Jubileena cradled his head in her lap and kissed his head.
"Don't worry Swizzy, I'm going to nurse you back to health and kick Gloyd's ass," she assured him. They pulled up to her cherry house and carefully carried Swizzle into Jubileena's bedroom. They laid him on the bed to let him rest. Minty grabbed some water, Aleve, and some ice for Swizzle as Jubileena watched over him in her chair.
"You guys know what we have to do now right?" Vanellope said. Adorabeezle, Rancis, Minty and Jubileena looked at her, "We have to go punish them. Gloyd and Taffyta will go to the Fungeon for a week for this crime and the others will be put under 24 hour surveillance watch from the Oreo Guards." Vanellope continued. The four nodded and turned back to Swizzle. Sure, they could've just finished him off and let him regenerate, but they felt as if that was too cruel, so they decided to let him heal for a day or two and take a break from racing.
"I'm going to get this son of a bitch," Jubileena declared, "but I can't leave my Swizzy all alone," she pondered. Then her eyes lit up and she dialed her cell phone. It rang twice before someone answered.
"Hello? Hey Jubileena what's up?" The voice on the other end answered.
"Citrusella, I need a big favor please," Jublieena said to her re-color.
"Of course Jubileena, what do you need?" Citrusella asked.
"Well, Vanellope, Rancis, Adorabeezle, Minty and I are going to Tappers to confront Taffyta's racing gang because of their behavior and for kidnapping and beating up Swizzle," Jubileena explained. She heard a sharp gasp from the other end of the line.
"HOW CRUEL! Of course I'll keep an eye on Swizzle for you Jubileena, what're sisters for?" Citrusella said, "I'm on my way, you do kick some ass." Citrusella finished and hung up. Jubileena put her phone in her pocket and turned back to her group.
"Let's go kick some pumpkin ass," she said with venom. The others followed her and jumped in their karts. As they sped off, Rancis couldn't help but think of what Felix told him only a few hours prior.
"Hey Nelly!" He shouted from the RV1. Vanellope looked over from her kart.
"What is it Flugs?" She shouted back.
"Promise me you won't actually fight. Just let Jubileena do what she needs to and take Taffyta and Gloyd to the Fungeon!" Rancis pleaded with Vanellope.
"Don't worry Rancis! I am just going to do my duty *chuckle* as the President. Just leave the arresting to me," she assured Rancis who breathed a sigh of relief. The five racers got the gate of Sugar Rush and shut down their karts. They walked through GCS coolly toward their destination.
"Here goes nothing," Adorabeezle said as they entered Tappers. Taffyta, Candlehead, Crumbelina, Snowanna, and Gloyd were all sitting in a corner in the back, lifting up mugs of frosty Root Beer. The jukebox was playing R.E.M.'s The End of the World As We Know It and Taffyta's gang was failing to try to sing to it. Jubileena led the group and stomped over to the table. She slammed her fists on the tabletop, startling the five singing racers.
"What the fudge do you want Cherry?" Snowana asked in a very bitchy voice.
"I'm here for payback," Jubileena said with clenched teeth. Taffyta and her gang laughed and Gloyd gave her the finger.
"For what? Oh you mean for beating up Swizzle? He deserved it, right baby?" Taffyta asked Gloyd. He laughed and chugged the last of his root beer.
"For making Candlehead cry yes. And he was such an easy target too. He didn't put up much of a fight either. But hey, what can you expect from a pussy?" He said. Jublieena's rage was almost mirroring the Hulk's at this point. "And his cries for mercy as I put him in that bag and hit him like a piñata with a stick," he said smugly. Jubileena grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the bar into the jukebox. It whirred and began playing Quiet Riot's Cum On Feel The Noize.
Come on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild!
Wild, wild, wild!
Every patron in the bar, including Tapper, gasped at what just happened. Gloyd picked himself up, dazed and shocked. Jubileena grabbed his collar and lifter his face next to hers. "I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR DICK OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!" She shrieked and began beating the snot out of him.
So you think I got an evil mind,
I'll tell you honey
"HEY! GET OFF OF HIM!" Taffyta shouted and stood up. Vanellope blocked her path. "No Taffyta. Gloyd gets an eye for an eye for what he did to Swizzle. And after Jubileena is done, both you and Gloyd will be spending a week in the Fungeon," Vanellope stated. Taffyta back handed her and lunged for Jubileena with the rest of her group following suit,
I don't know why
I don't know why
So you think my singing's out of time,
it makes me money
I don't know why
I don't know why, anymore
Oh no
"GET OFF OF MY MAN BITCH!" Taffyta screeched as she pulled Jubileena off an unconscious Gloyd. Taffyta punched Jubileena in the nose and Adorabeezle knocked Candlehead down on the ground. Snowanna was fist fighting with Minty while Rancis could do nothing but watch. Vanellope tapped Taffyta on the shoulder. "NO NELLY DON'T!" Rancis shouted, but he fell on deaf ears. Vanellope punched Taffyta's jaw and shoved her on the ground. Crumbelina started pummeling Jubileena.
So come on, feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild
Come on, feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
get wild
"I GAVE YOU A CHANCE TO BACK OFF MUTTONFUDGE, BUT NOW I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU A LESSON!" Vanellope shouted.
"Y-YOU'RE A HORRIBLE LEADER!" Taffyta retorted and kneed Vanellope's stomach and puller her hair.
So you see I got a funny face,
I got no worries
And don't know why
I don't know why
Meanwhile, Adorabeezle was having too easy a time with Candlehead. "I'm not going to hurt you Candlehead, but my friends will," she said holding up her fists.
"But, won't it still be you hurting me?" Candlehead asked. "OF COURSE YOU BUMBLING IDIOT!" Adorabeezle said and shoved Candlehead into a wall and broke her candle. "MY CANDLE! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Candlehead shouted and slapped Adorabeezle's face.
Oh i gotta sing with some disgrace,
I'm in no hurry
And I don't know why
I don't know why, anymore
no, no, no
"Nelly! Please stop this! You're better than her!" Rancis pleaded with his girlfriend. Vanellope looked behind her at him with demon eyes. "STAY OUT OF THIS RANCIS!" She yelled and elbowed his chest so hard he fell back into a bar stool.
"HEY YOU KIDS! KNOCK IT OFF BEFORE I CALL THE SURGE PROTECTOR!" Tapper threatened. However, his warning may have been said to no one as the Sugar Rush racers continued their brawl. Just at that moment, Ken and Ryu of Street Fighter II entered.
"So did you catch that NASCAR race at- HOLY SHIT BAR FIGHT!" Ryu shouted and punched Ken in the face. Tapper had enough and dialed the Surge Protectors.
Come on, feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
wild, wild, wild
Meanwhile, Rancis got up with a few tears in his eyes as he watched Vanellope and Taffyta duke it out. He was in emotional and physical pain from slamming his head on the bar. He ran out to get help. About two minutes later, the Surge Protectors showed up and quelled the fight. They handcuffed the Sugar Rush racers who had black bruises on their faces and bloody noses.
"Alright you little hellions, you're coming with us," the main Surge Protector with glasses announced as he and seven others escorted the nine year olds out of the bar and to HQ. Right as they left, Rancis exited Fix-It Felix Jr. with Ralph and Felix. "I'm going to go help Tapper clean things up Ralph," Felix said and entreated the game. Ralph nodded and followed Rancis and the Surge Protectors.
"I am so disappointed in her Ralph," Rancis said as they sat down in the Headquarters of the Surge Protectors. They had to wait and fill out paperwork before getting to see their friends who had to spend the night in detainment.
"You and me both kid," Ralph admitted as he clicked open a blue pen and started scribbling useless information down. "But I'm glad she has a boyfriend that cares about her like you do," Ralph said with a smile.
"To be honest Ralph, she scared me. I tried to get her to stop, but she was like a totally different person," Rancis said as he clenched his hat in his hands. Just then, the head SP entered the waiting room.
"Anyone who wants to see visitors can now," he said as he adjusted his glasses. Ralph shoved the paperwork at the SP and took Ranics into the detainment area. There were four cells, each holding two Sugar Rush characters, except one which held Vanellope, Adorabeezle, and Minty.
"Flugs! Stinkbrain!" Vanellope said cheerfully. Yet, her demeanor changed drastically as she was met with two glares.
"We are both highly disappointed with you Nelly," Rancis said.
"What do you mean?" Vanellope asked nervously.
"It means you broke my trust Nelly!" Rancis called out as tears formed in hs eyes, "you promised me to stop this and you only made it worse by causing a fight that landed you in jail!" He continued. She felt hurt by his outburst and turned to Ralph.
"What are you looking at me for Vanellope? Rancis is right, you made things worse by causing fight you promised to avoid and then you hurt not only yourself and friends, but the boy who promised to love you and stand by you? That is what really boggled my mind young lady. I nor Rancis are going to bail you out Vanellope. You need to do the time and think about what you've done. We'll see you tomorrow," Ralph said as he and Rancis led the detainment center.
"They're both right," Jubileena admitted from another cell holding both her and Candlehead who was nursing her broken candle. "If Swizzle knew what I had done, he'd be so disappointed in me," she said to herself. Vanellope stared at the white door that just shut her off from her best friend and boyfriend, the two guys she loved more than anyone else in the universe.
"I'm sorry, please come back," Vanellope said softly as a single tear slid down her cheek.
END CHAPTER FIVE
So, a lot of mixed emotions in this chapter huh? I was preparing for this chapter since day one of this story, so I hope it didn't disappoint. I was planning on this story only being five to six chapters long, but I found some new ideas and now it may be nine to ten chapters long. Anyway, hope you loved the chapter, read, review, follow, and fave means a lot. And if you have not already, vote on the poll on my profile page!
By the way, I do not own either songs mentioned.