Trust me...read this at your own risk...

:S. Devilin:

In the world of Inuyasha fanfiction, authors and authoresses strive very hard to come up with the best story they could possibly make. What makes it sooooo hard for us is the simple fact that we want to be ORIGINAL in our works, yes? ON THE OTHER HAND, when we write romantic comedies, what are we reduced to? Two wannabe-lovebirds situations that are utterly wild, but still intrigue readers? It's still a mystery, but a good one.

Never has it crossed my mind that Inuyasha and Kagome would be involved in…that! Fanfiction is dangerous…

We find Kagome, Sango, Shippo, Miroku, and Kirara back in Feudal Japan. They are just sitting around the fire. The moon is bright and the stars are shining brightly in the sky.

…

…That's gay.

At any rate, Kagome looks around in confusion. The only things she sees in Miroku and Sago sitting closely to each other trying to warm up, and Shippo laying on Kirara eating fish.

"Have you guys seen Inuyaaashaa?" Kagome sang.

"No, no no!" Sango, Miroku, and Shippo sang back.

"I will be back; I'm going to go look for him!"

"Be careful! Be careful! Kagome, be careful! There are demons out!" the three sing as Kagome leaves and heads into the forest.

…Did I tell you this is a MUSICAL? Either get some earplugs ready, or go look at something else because this is some gay shit right here… (Everything in italics is singing.)

(In the Forest)

Inuyasha and Kikyo are holding one another in the simulated moonlight. Inuyasha was in a trance…again…and Kikyo couldn't be any happier.

Inuyasha and Kikyo: "Once again, we are togeeeeetheeeeeer.

My love for you, can withstand harsh weaaaaatheeeeer.

When we are with each other…

There is NEVER another…

I will be with you…even in death."

Kagome: "INUYASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Kagome comes barging into the scene. Kagome sees Inuyasha and Kikyo together…just like in any other story…and gets madly upset. Kagome is on her knees, crying.

Kagome: "Oh, Inuyasha…how can you do this to me?"

Inuyasha: "Wench, please! I do this in every STORYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Kagome: "Boo-hoo-hoo…Kikyo…what have I ever done to YOOOOOOOOOUUUU?"

Kikyo: "You stole my man away from me, and now I'm taking him to Hell with me!"

Kagome: "No, no! That isn't so! If you take him there, he'll die!"

Inuyasha: "Wait a minute; I just realized… that I do not want to die!"

Kikyo: "Do not listen to that whore!"

Inuyasha: "I don't know who to believe!"

Kagome: "Who do you love more?"

Inuyasha: "Not THAT question!"

Kikyo and Kagome: "ANSWER THE QUESTION!"

Inuyasha:…I have to say that this is not easy for me…

To choose the one I love most.

One is a whiny bitch and the other is a ghost.

But since you two insist on knowing…here I go…

The one I lovely the very most is none other than Kikyo."

Kagome: "NO!"

Kikyo: "Yes!"

Kagome: "NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOO!"

Kagome runs away out of their sight. Sango, Miroku, and Shippo see her run away, not saying anything to them. Being smart, they know what happened. Sobbing, Kagome jumps into the Bone Eaters Well to return to the future "never to comeback". Or so they say…

The next day , after being forced to retrieve her, Inuyasha goes through the well and meets Kagome. They exchange angry looks and snap at each other.

Kagome: "What do you want from me?"

Inuyasha: "Shut up and come with me…"

Kagome: "Why must you be so rude?! Am I nothing to you?"

Inuyasha: "You are a jewel shard-finder!"

Kagome: "I am more than that you know!"

Inuyasha: "Oh wow…the reincarnation of Kikyo…"

Kagome: "That's another thing, why don't you get her to find the Shikon shards?"

Inuyasha: "I don't know where she is!"

Kagome: "I bet she's with Naraku, cheating on you!"

Inuyasha: "Screw you! That's not true!"

Kagome: "I think I'll go back in time with you, because I'll probably do it anyway.

But you better learn to respect me, Okay?"

Inuyasha: "FEH!"

Inuyasha and Kagome go back to Feudal Japan. Sango, Miroku, Kirara and Shippo are already engaged in battle. Kagura, Kanna, Kohaku were attacking. Quickly they joined in. Here, I am not going to describe the battle because that's out of the category…

After about two hours of fighting, Kagura, Kanna, and Kohaku trudge back to Naraku's castle in defeat. They cursed, they groaned, and they stopped going back altogether, mad because they have to go back to a funny-looking man dressed like a chimp.

Kagura, Kanna, Kohaku: "IIIIIIIII ammm tried of working for a man that doesn't do anythiiiiiiing!

IIII ammm sick of toiling for a guy who thinks he's a monkey-y!

Heee isss selfish and cruel and doesn't even pay me!

And. He. Is Tot-al-ly gay like his son Haku-doushi!"

Hakudoushi: I heard that.

The three K's: Fuck you!

(Back with the Inuyasha Gang)

Inuyasha stares at Kagome with sad eyes. Just when he was about to say something sweet to her, here comes Koga, of all people, to mess it up.

Koga: "Kagome, my love. Come with me if you please,

I would love for you to mate with me!"

Inuyasha: "You mangy wolf! Stay away from her! Can't you see we are busy?!"

Koga: Why do you want to be with a man, who yells, and curses, and smells?

Come, my darling, let me make you my queen, and I'll show you what a great man I'll be!"

Inuyasha: "YOU DON'T SMELL ANY BETTER! Get your hands off her!

Shippo: "This is going to go on forever…"

Koga: I shouldn't waste my time on this puppy! Smell you later, dog-brain! And to my woman, I bid farewell, until we meet again!"

Koga then disappears in a tornado and all sorts of stuff. But they aren't done yet. Just then, storming out of the sky is…well…you know…

Naraku: I have come to claim the Sacred Shards, Inuyasha, give them to me, or die!"

Kagome: "YOU WILL NEVER GET THESE SHARDS YOU TWISTED FIEND!"

Inuyasha: "Yeah, what she said!"

Sango and Miroku: "Man, this is battle number ten!"

Shippo: "Come, Kirara, we must fight!"

Sesshomaru: "Why is this Sesshomaru here again?"

Everyone: "Where did YOU come from?!"

Sesshomaru: "I have no idea…

This Sesshomaru does not like Naraku so I will fight alongside.

Rin, Jaken, go find some crappy place to hide!"

Kagome: "Inuyasha will protect me, he won't let me die…never…"

Inuyasha: "IRON REAVER-SOUL STEALER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

OH MY GOD, it's worse than I thought! Now they're SINGING THEIR ATTACKS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Let's zoom up a little. Naraku got hit, but ran away. What? You thought he was dead? Yeah right. This may be fanfiction, but let's be real here…anyhow, Sesshomaru walked off too. Just like he always does.

YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN SESSHOMARU?! GO AHEAD AND WALK, LOSER!

This isn't over just yet…out of the blue, there is a spotlight on Inuyasha and Kagome. Everyone and everything else is pitch-black. I told you this was a musical…

Umm…are you still alive?

Whatever, it was intent to kill you anyway.

Inuyasha: Kagome?

Kagome: Yes, Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: How many times have I told you I love you?

Kagome: Umm…about 595,262 times.

Inuyasha: Well, I mean it…595,262 times.

Kagome: What about Kinky-ho?

Inuyasha: I was in a trance when I said I loved her. I really mean you. She is behind me.

Kagome: "I feel our story was rushed my love, but it's alright with me, If it's alright with you…"

Inuyasha: "It's alright with me, too. I am tired of singing but I will go on for you…

Kagome: Inuyasha, Inuyasha, I love you so…

Inuyasha: Will you be my mate?"

Kagome: Yes, I will be your mate!"

They kiss.

Inuyasha and Kagome: "Once again, we are togeeeeetheeeeeer.

My love for you, can withstand harsh weaaaaatheeeeer.

When we are with each other…

There is NEVER another…

I will be with you…even in death."

Damn, it's finally over. I myself was sick of it! Well, I promise I won't do it again. And let this be the only promise I EVER keep…

Gayest. Stuff. Ever.