Oh God! Another Damned Romantic Comedy! Chapter 16: Kagome the ? FIXED, an inuyasha fanfic

This one is a bit repetitive, so I don't mind too much if you don't like it. I didn't like it too much either but oh well.

Oh and by the way, THIS STORY WILL ASOLUTELY END AT CHAPTER 20! YOU HEAR ME?!?!? NO MORE AFTER CHAPTER 20! DON'T ASK FOR A SEQUEL EITHER (but I'm thinking about it..)

:S. Devilin:

You how people say that they will love they're insignificant other no matter what they look like, and stuff like that? In this escape from the land of Inuyasha romantic comedies, I will put that to the test! Will Inuyasha love Kagome for who she is and not what she looks like?

Not like it's been done already…

People this will get a bit repetitive.

(Monday!)

Kagome was your average schoolgirl. She got up, went to school, came home, ate, and then went to bed. She got up, went to school, came home, ate, and then went to bed. The cycle never ends. Until she met Inuyasha, broke the Sacred Jewel, and blah-blah-blah…

Today, Monday, things were different. Kagome's mom found a little charm necklace in the attic and figured Kagome would love it. So, she gave it to Kagome. When Kagome wore it, she became a DEMON!

Where have I seen this before…?

Excited and confused, Kagome ran off to see Inuyasha, just to show off and ask a simple question. When they met up, Inuyasha was surprised; Kagome was now a full demon with the same black hair, same brown eyes, but had dog ears and fangs.

I'VE SEEN THIS IN A PICTURE!

"Kagome…" Inuyasha stammered.

"Would you still love me if I was a demon?" Kagome asked.

Inuyasha thought about this. If Kagome was a demon, then they would have quarter human kids, and wouldn't be the laughing stock of the demons because they will be strong! He said, "Yes, Kagome, I will love you as a demon. I will love you no matter what you looked like."

Satisfied, Kagome went straight back home to her own time and took of the necklace. She became human again and never wore the necklace again.

(Tuesday!)

Today, Tuesday, things were different. Kagome's mom found a box of chocolates in the back of the refrigerator and figured Kagome would love it. So, she gave it to Kagome. When Kagome ate a piece, she became a HORSE!

Excited and confused, Kagome ran off to see Inuyasha, just to show off and ask a simple question. When they met up, Inuyasha was surprised; Kagome was now a beautiful black mare with beady brown eyes and an exotic green star on her head.

That's okay I guess…

"Kagome…" Inuyasha stammered.

"Would you still love me if I was a horse?" Kagome asked.

Inuyasha thought about this. He never considered doing THAT with a horse, and if he did, his children will be quarter human, half demon and some horse. But, they will be swift, and still pretty strong. He said, "Yes, Kagome, I will love you as a horse. I will love you no matter what you looked like."

Satisfied, Kagome went back home to her own time and upchucked the chocolate. She became human again and never ate any of the chocolate again.

(Wednesday!)

Today, Wednesday, things were different. Kagome's mom found a bottle of priceless perfume in her closet and figured Kagome would love it. So, she gave it to Kagome. When Kagome sprayed some on herself, she became a GIANT!

Excited and confused (Okay you would think she would be used to this crap by now!), Kagome ran off to see Inuyasha, just to show off and ask a simple question. When they met up, Inuyasha was surprised; Kagome was now an 88-foot giant. Besides the rapid growth spurt, she still looked the same.

Umm…

"Kagome…" Inuyasha stammered.

"Would you still love me if I was a giant?" Kagome asked.

Inuyasha thought about this. Again. It might be problem. Number one, if he gets that "animal" feeling, he would either have her to lay down or climb a beanstalk (courtesy of Jack, of course) just to get some. But, she is Kagome nonetheless and he'll get a fabulous view…I you know what I mean...He said, "Yes, Kagome, I will love you as a giant. I will love you no matter what you looked like."

Satisfied, Kagome went back home to her own time and took a shower. She became short again and never used the perfume again.

(Thursday!)

Today, Thursday, things were different. Kagome's mom found a bunny plushy in the basement and figured Kagome would love it. So, she gave it to Kagome. When Kagome hugged the cute little bunny, she became a LITTLE GIRL!

Excited and confused (I know, but that's how Kagome is…), Kagome ran off to see Inuyasha, just to show off and ask a simple question. When they met up, Inuyasha was surprised; Kagome was sweet, pure little girl wearing a short little dress that showed off her bloomers (old-school underwear), with cute little pigtails.

"Kagome…" Inuyasha stammered.

"Would you still love me if I was three-years old?" Kagome asked, sucking her thumb.

Inuyasha thought about it. Once again…No, he wasn't a pedophile, unlike that brother of his, Sesshomaru. But she was cute. He would love her as a daughter, not a mate. So…he again said, "Yes, Kagome, I will love you as a little girl. I will love you no matter what you looked like."

Satisfied, Kagome went back home to her own time and hugged it again. She became older again and threw the bunny away.

(Friday!)

Today, Friday, things were different. Kagome's mom found a pair of ruby-red slippers at the mall and figured Kagome would love it. So, she gave it to Kagome. When Kagome wore the shoes, she became a POKE'MON (Pikachu if you will)!

Excited and confused (one more after this…), Kagome ran off to see Inuyasha, just to show off and ask a simple question. When they met up, Inuyasha was surprised; Kagome was the most adorable little pikachu ever. And she had her uniform on to let him know it was her.

This is nuts!

"Kagome…" Inuyasha stammered.

"Would you still love me if I was a poke'mon, pika?" Kagome asked.

Inuyasha thought about it. AGAIN. Well…he likes poke'mon (A/N: Don't ask.). Oh, what the hell, why not? Once again, he said, "Yes, Kagome, I will love you as a poke'mon. I will love you no matter what you looked like."

Satisfied, Kagome went back home to her own time and took off the slippers (yes they were on when she was a pikachu). She became older again and sold them to a gypsy.

(Saturday! LAST DAY YAY!)

Today, Saturday, things were different. Kagome's mom found a can of coffee and figured Kagome would love SOME. So, she gave it to Kagome. When Kagome drank some, she became a MAN!

Excited and confused (now you know how much I copied and pasted), Kagome ran off to see Inuyasha, just to show off and ask a simple question. When they met up, Inuyasha was HORRIFIED (there we go!); Kagome was a very attractive man with long black hair, sexy brown eyes, and wore the same girls' uniform she—HE always wore.

Alright, now this is some Naraku shit!

"Kagome?!?" Inuyasha stammered.

"Would you still love me if I was a man?" Kagome asked, hugging him.

Inuyasha didn't have to think about this! "NO! I loved you as a demon, a horse, a giant, a little girl, and a poke'mon! But never, NEVER will I love you as a man! I'm not gay!"

"But I'm still Kagome on the inside!"

"Then you should be Kagome on the OUTSIDE, too!"

Kagome was now sad and angry. He said he would love her no matter what she looked like, so what's with the limit? She went back home to her time and destroyed her side of the well. She tried everything to turn herself back into a girl, but to no avail. Kagome began to cry until there was a knock on the door.

"Kagome, dear!" Sang her mom, opening the door. "Grandpa gave me this magical elixir and I figure you would love it!"

Without a word, Kagome got up, grabbed a lamp, and bashed it against her mom until she was dead.

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR RUINING MY LIFE!" Kagome screamed.

With this story, I conclude that "I will love you no matter what you look like" is a bunch of crap. Especially when someone like Inuyasha says it. If your man says that, leave him. If you say that to your girl, guys. Get ready to be tested…

…or dumped.