"Catherine, this cannot be your type of club!" This music is so shit I cannot stand it!
"What! This place has great tunes! It's groovy!" She cannot be serious.
"Oh no anywhere that is described as groovy is defiantly somewhere that should be shut down!" I moan.
"Fine, look there is a place next door, I have never been in but... We should give it a try!" Catherine tried to compromise.
"Ok but if it turns out to be as crappy as this place I may have to reconsider this whole hoopla!" Seriously I cannot do this if this is how she lives, that is a massive turn off!
"Let's go!" Cath giggled.
Walking out of a club, well thats a new one! Usually it us more of a stumble! Wait, wow is a gay club! Yes a full on lesbian club! Like Butch lesbians, not good for Catherine's extremely feminine look.
"Let's go Sar" Catherine said interrupting my trail of thoughts.
"Fine but, Catherine it's not really your scene!"
"Oh well lets go" she moaned pulling me into the club.
Leather city!
"What you drinking then" I questioned.
"Let's go for a dance first, I am in a mood for a dance lets drink later" Nope, Nada, no.
"Cath, you are out with me we are not dancing first!"
"Errr" she again moaned a raspy moan; however, this time it was me doing the dragging.
6 drinks between the two of us later and I was finally ready and prepared to dance with a wobbly Catherine on my arm.
Catherine must have learnt a few things back in her days as a dancer that have stay with her for all of these years. she is not putting those skills to waste. I do not know how long I will be able to last with Catherine grinding all over me. Gosh. She's turned round now and her ass, god her ass is all over me. Now I am happy that we are not in the strait place next door. Shit slow song.
"Sara, I wanna pee, come with me!" Thank you lord all mighty!
"Yeah sure lets go!" With that, we were in the loos.
"Sara can I tell you a secret?" Ok Catherine is defiantly pissed! "I don't need to pee!"She continued.
"Why are we in here then?" Ok now I am confused, us she in pain? Does she want to go home? Why is she pulling me into a cubical and locking the door? "Cath what are you doing?"
"Sara I wanted to tell you that you look real nice tonight!"
"Catherine you're drunk let's get you home". Why do I have to be a decent person here, I am pretty sure Catherine is about to offer me everything I have ever wanted from her! I have been longing for her to see this side of me, it is a shame that she has to be drunk out of her mind for me to realise it but... Err I have to get her home to bed. Not in a shaggy way though, in a sleep to have less of a hangover way. Seriously. I cannot have sex with Cat under these conditions.
"Sara the night is young! Lest finish off in here then go out for another dance!" Catherine said with a smile creeping onto her face.
"Firstly there is nothing to finish in here! Secondly we are going home!"
"Oh, public bathroom too adventurous for you! Let's go babe!" Ok I will go along with this, not because I want this but to get her home safely!
"Yeah Cath the sheets are clean at my place and that way I will be able to have you all night! Let's go!"
And with a wink from Catherine we were out if the bar, into a cab, and finally home.
"So Sara lets finish this where we left off!" And she jumps into my arms, that's a new one! She I lighter than I would have assumed! Ok still playing along.
Luckily, by the time I had got along the corridor she was a baby in my arms. I carefully lied her down onto my bed, reached down to take off her shoes but she interrupted my moves. Yes another interruption.
"Sara, Sara, Sara... You know my history of taking my clothes off! That's what I usually do when I am about to bump nasty!"
You have self-control Sara you have control!
Finally, she is asleep! Really asleep. Guess I will be sleeping on the sofa tonight; there is no way I am getting into bed with a drunken, horny, sexy, colleague.