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"Emmett please remember that Bella is human, not a vampire so don't make her go off a cliff or anything dangerous." My mom called out. "Oh and Esme, Carlisle, Eleazar, and I are going out, Kate, Bella you know the rules. Bye kids."

"Bye." Everyone muttered. Once they closed the door behind them, Emmett got up, and started pacing.

"Do I want to know what he is thinking?" I asked Edward.

"No." he answered.

"I got it!" Emmett stopped pacing, and ran into the kitchen.

"Emmett don't even think about it!" Edward said angry. Alice was laughing so hard. Emmett came out with vodka, orange juice and two glasses.

"Bella the first thing I want you to do is to drink with me! Since I really want to know if vampires could get drunk, and the other thing I know, no body else would want to try getting drunk with me!" Emmett exclaimed.

"No, no, no, no, and no!" I shook my head.

"Come on Bells you promised." Kate said behind me.

"Hey! I though you were on my side!" I yelled at her. I looked at Edward with pleading eyes.

"Bella as much as I would love to help, you already agreed to it." I pouted.

"Fine." I grumbled.

"Yay! Here you go Bells." Emmett handed me my drinks. I put them on the coffee table and did nothing.

"Come on, it's a human experience that you still have to do Bells, I was going to make you do it one day anyway before you became a vampire." Kate said, I shook my head. The Cullen's gasped.

"What?" I asked.

"Bella you can't become a vampire! I won't let you damn your soul!" Edward yelled.

"Bella think this through! Please make the decision that I would've made if I was in your place." Rosalie said.

"Excuse me Edward but the choice isn't up to you or to Rose. It's my choice, but not only my choice but it was also the Volturi's decision, they insisted that I be changed on my 19th birthday, or I would die." I snapped at them. I took the vodka and orange juice mixed it up in my glass and drank it. Everyone was quiet especially Edward. He wouldn't even look me in the eye.

"Sorry I snapped, it's just that I don't like it when people try to make my choices for me." I told them in a weak voice.

"It's alright Bella." Jasper said. A wave of calmness washed over me.

"Thanks Jasper."

"Anytime."

"So Em are you just gonna stand there, or are you going to have some drinks?" I asked, trying to lighten up the mood. Emmett snapped out of it and grinned.

"Hells to the yeah!" then we started to drink until there was nothing left.

"Emmy bear you drunk?" I yelled. I got up to only fall back down. "Ow." I said.

"Belly Welly! I what you think?" he slurred. I laughed for no reason, and Emmett followed suit.

"Dang vampires can get drunk!" Alice yelled. I crawled over to her and put my finger to her lips shushing her.

"Shush." I told her and crawled over to Edward. Everyone was laughing so hard.

"Be right back." Alice said before taking off.

"Omg! She is like Flash she went so fast! One minute she was there." Em pointed to were she once stood. "Then poof she's gone." Em said softly.

"Poof." I whispered. "Omg! Like baby Poof from the Fairy God Parents!" I yelled. Then Alice was back with a video camera.

"Hey look Em, Poof is back!"

"Poof you came back to me!" Emmett got up and hugged Alice. I turned and saw Edward laughing.

"What are you laughing at sexy Eddie?" Edward stopped laughing, but everyone else was on the floor laughing.

"sexy Eddie! Ha! I'm so calling you that for now on!" Kate said. I giggled.

"Bella don't call me that." Edward told me. I pouted.

"I call you what I want to call you, Dracula!" I yelled.

"Bella please."

"Don't you please me, mister smarty pants." I waved my finger at him, Kate was rolling on the floor laughing, clutching at her sides. I looked over at Emmett; he was under the dinning room table screaming, which made vibrations go through the house.

"Earth quake! Every vampire for himself!" Emmett yelled and ran out the front door in just his boxers.

"Emmett come back here! Don't embarrass me!" Rose chased after him. I laughed.

"Blondie angry." I hiccupped. "War dude!" I yelled at Jasper.

"What, drunk Bella?" Jasper asked clearly amused.

"South stinks! North Rules! Woohooo!" I yelled and ran around the room with my arms up.

"Bella the south do not stink!-" Jasper was giving me a lecture of the south and the north. I held up my hand looked at Edward and Alice, and opened and closed my hand so it would look like it was talking with Jasper's voice, and I rolled my eyes. Alice and Edward were laughing.

"Bella!" Jasper yelled angry.

"War dude!" I yelled.

"Emmett!" Emmett yelled running back into the house, with Rose right behind him, then they disappeared through the back door. I faintly heard Rose yell at Emmett.

"Alice!" I yelled she looked at me with the camera still in her hand.

"Yes?" she asked.

"Why didn't you ever tell me you were a pixie?" I yelled at her. She giggled. "I mean, you are like my fairy god mother! Now where are my wishes! Darn it!" I yelled at her, she just laughed more.

"Bella love I think you mixed up a god mother and a genie." Edward told me.

"Stay out of this piano boy! I'm talking to Pixie!" I screamed annoyed.

"She told you sexy Eddie!" Kate yelled. I giggled.

"Kate! Remember that time? You know that time and that thing?" I asked her. She laughed.

"Nope." she said popping the 'p'.

"It was that time you know at that place with that thing!"

"Sorry don't remember."

" OMG you have memory loss! Someone call the doctor Katy has memory loss! Ahhhhhh!" I screamed. Everyone was laughing at me. I ran out the front door, with everyone following me, I ran in a circle and kept on screaming. Then It wasn't me that was the only one screaming, it sounded like a girl? Then Emmett ran past me screaming like a little girl.

"I swear Emmett stop right now or else!" Rose screamed.

"Ahhhhhh she is going to kill me!" Emmett yelled. I stopped and looked over at them, they were running around us.

"What?" Rose screamed.

"You said 'or else' and that means stop or I'm going to kill you! Ahhhhhh!" Emmett disappeared into the forest with Rose. I laughed so hard.

"Ha Emmy screams like a girl! OMC" I turned towards Edward and Jasper. "Did you know Emmett is a girl! OMC!" I screamed.

"Bella what's OMC?" Alice asked me. I turned towards her, and in a very teacher voice I said.

"Pixie, OMC stands for oh my Cullen. Now that you didn't know what that meant you get a F!" I yelled. Everyone was laughing at me. I started to run back in the house but I fell, and then everything went black. I faintly heard Edward call out my name before the blackness engulfed me.

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