Melt a Carsicle in Lærdal

by Lyra Harp

Have you ever been in a tunnel and felt that that brief time in beautiful space with glorifying shadows and illuminating lights was too short? Jazz's charge, Lillian Wescott, has no problem explaining the experience for you. Now with snow scenes! Poor Jazz...All he wanted to do was go outside and celebrate the Christmas season!

3. Melting Carsicles

Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers (2007).

"I have to do what to the who now?" I asked in a mixture of embarrassment and shock.

"The gear-"

"BkjdfhgsjgI know what a G.S.D is!" I said while flailing.

"Lil, do ya see anything else that ya-?" Jazz began in amusement.

"Hush!" I growled. I put my head in my right hand, curling in on myself. "Why does it have to be the gearshift? Is that even possible?"

"Accordin' ta Sam an'-"

"No offense Jazz, but I really don't need to know who has done this before."

"Why not? Create a better picture for ya."

"I already have a clear picture of how this will work thank you."

"Lil, chill. Ah wouldn't suggest it if ya wouldn't be able ta handle it."

I scowled at the gearshift before sighing. "Fine. Whatever." I will never look at a gearshift the same way again.

"Whoa, hold up!"

I jumped and hit my head on the roof. "Ow! What?"

"Were ya seriously jus' goin' ta cover it?"

I blushed. "Yes. Why?"

"That would hurt the most relaxed person, Lil. Which ya ain't."

"Gee thanks."

Jazz sighed. I frowned before sitting again. "Sorry. Even though I'm somewhat carsexual I never considered this."

Jazz chuckled. "Somewhat?" he teased. "Lil, ya squealed when ya saw Blurr's alt mode."

I crossed my arms. "Ain't mah fault," I mumbled. "Anything below the seventies provokes a given fangirl reaction. Besides, it was a Japanese model."

"So?"

"So?" I asked in disbelief. "Anime, mech! Anime!"

"Okay, okay. Lil?"

"What?" I huffed.

"Ya wouldn't happen ta be distracting meh, would ya?"

"What? No, that was all you. Your the one who brought up alt modes."

"Yer the one who brought up being a carsexual."

"Considering the circumstances, it seemed warranted." I scowled at the gear shift as I heated up somewhat. "Jazz, do I really-"

"Yes, Lil. Unless ya wan' meh ta remain frozen."

Can't we just wait until spring comes around or something?

And what? Starve?

I sighed. "I would never want that."

"'Course not, Lil."

I froze when Jazz's holoform suddenly appeared on my lap. "Mech, I thought you were frozen."

"Holoform's don' apply."

"Why can't the holoform just do it?"

"Kinda hard ta frag myself, Lil. Besides, the holoform ain't connected ta mah real form. Won't do nothin'."

"Fine, I-mhm." I relaxed into the kiss gradually before looking up at him. "If I break something, your getting punished."

He chuckled. "Whatever ya say, Lil."