Be Karkat Vantas:

You want nothing more than to walk over to Sollux and scream in his face, but something is preventing you from doing that. That something being an arm. More specifically Strider's arm.

"Hey fuckass want to let me go"

It sounds more like a demand than a question and you wait for him to let you go but he instead, pulls you up onto is lap.

"What the fuck!"

You practically shriek in his ear. You try to push him away but he doesn't let you move an inch, and you can feel a blush creeping up onto your face.

"Come on Karkitty, gotta take care of what's rightfully mine."

You try to push out of his arms again but to no avail.

"Stop calling me that! And I'm not yours fuckass!"

He leans close to your face and you're pretty sure you're as red as a beet. And then he fucking smirks at you. You shove away from him as hard as you can manage and your ass collides with the floor. Ouch. You get up glaring at him and he still has the stupid fucking smirk on his face.

"Gosh Karkitty you must really like me, you can't seem to take your eyes of me.

You don't respond mainly, because you can't think of one. Dave Strider has left you Karkat Vantas absolutely speechless.

-carcinoGeneticist began pestering twinArmageddons-

TG: 2o

CG: SO WHAT?

TG: admiit iit you're totally iinto the new kid

CG: STRIDER? NO NOT A CHANCE. I AM ACTUALLY GAGGING AT THE THOUGHT

TG: pfft whatever KK we both know you want a hot piece of 2triider a22

CG: NO I CAN NOT EVEN BEGIN TO STRESS HOW WRONG YOU ARE ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING. WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT THOUGHT. THERE'S NO WAY I WOULD EVER WASTE MY TIME WITH THAT INSUFFERABLE PRICK. UGH

TG: 2ure whatever I 2aw the way you were looking at him

CG: YOU MEAN WITH COMPLETE AND UTTER DISGUST

TG: No liike you wanna tap that and anyone wiith eye2 can 2ee iit and that iinclude2 2trider

CG: HOW CAN YOU EVEN TELL. HE ALWAYS HAS THOSE FUCKING SHADES ON FOR ALL WE KNOW HE MIGHT NOT EVEN HAVE EYES! HE COULD JUST HAVE SOME EMPTY HOLES DRILLED INTO HIS EMPTY HEAD.

TG: KK ju2t embrace iit embrace your want for the 2triider 2uccumb to the 2triider a22

CG: NO FUCK YOU.

-carcinoGeneticist ceased pestering twinArmageddons-

Continue to be Karkat Vantas

You walk up to the bus stop already dreading the day. You manage to spot your fuckass-of-a-friend

"Thup KK"

"Fuck off"

"Chill have you embrathed your want for the thrider ath?"

"No because there is no want never, has been, never will"

That isn't completely true but you'll be damned if you let Sollux know that

"Well well well thpeak of the devil"

You turn to see Strider casually walking up towards the bus stop, still wearing his ridiculous as fuck shades.

"Hey thrider"

Sollux says when Dave walks up

"Hey Sollux"

He turns to you leans down so you're at the same height.

"Good morning Kitkat"

He changed the nickname today

"Fuck you Strider"

"Woah but a guy a drink first"

You flip him off as the bus pulls up and get on before Sollux. You head to the back as always and wait for Sollux to accompany you but instead he sits two rows ahead. You go to get up but something blocks your path. Strider blocks your path. He nudges you so you sit back down and then sits next to you

"Move fuckass" you growl at him desperate to get away

"Hey kitkat why so desperate to get away?"

You go to step over him but he pulls you down so you're sitting on his lap. The bus then starts to move and you've lost your chance to escape.

"Let go of me fuckass!"

You try to wiggle out of his grip but he just tightens it.

"No can do kitkat, your just so squeezable I might consider making you my personal teddy bear."

You can feel yourself blushing and despite your efforts to hide you have no doubt he sees it

"Like hell you will!"

You continue to struggle but after it becomes obvious you're not getting out you just give up.

You feel Strider nudging you

"Hey kitkat wake up were at school"

You rub your eyes an- fuck no fuck fuck fuck please tell you ,you did NOT just fall asleep on Strider. You haven't moved yet out of pure horror of your current situation so he picks you up bridal style and carries you off the bus once you get off he puts you down next to Sollux smirks at you and walks away.

"tho thtill think you're not into thrider huh?"

"Oh fuck off"

And with that you stomp off towards math class.