Be Dave Strider

Wow did he actually just fall asleep on you? That's kinda adorable. What? Who said that? Certainly wasn't you. Oh wow, who are you fucking kidding you'd tap that. You glance over at Karkat and he looks completely absorbed in his notes. You glance at him through your shades and like hell if you didn't see how much he tensed up the second your eyes landed on him. You lean over and breath into his ear, and this results in him letting out a very un-manly squeak. You stifle a laugh and the teacher shoots you a glare. The second the teacher looks away he flips you,and the teacher, off and you smirk. You pass a note to him.

What's wrong kitkat? A little hot air too much for you?

FUCK YOU STRIDER.

Nah,not yet.

OH MY GOD NOT LITERALLY YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK. IT'S A GOOD THING I'M SITTING DOWN BECAUSE I LITERALLY CAN NOT STAND YOU.

Is that why you fell asleep on me Vantas?

He desperately tries to surpress a blush but fails miserably. He then crumbles up the notes and continues to shoves it into his pocket.

Your name is Dave Strider and wow do you love embarrassing Karkat Vantas.

Be Karkat

Wow you're pretty sure you will never be able to think about that without running into the danger of actually becoming a tomato. You could actually be chopped up and put into a salad right now. Sollux looks at you from the other side of you and wiggles his eye brows. You toss him a note

"PUT THOSE THE BACK DOWN"

"Chiil KK IIt ju2t 2eem2 liike you and 2triider are having a fuckiing party and ju2t leaving the re2t of u2 out here on the curb. I wanna get iin on the latest Karkat drama"

"THAT'S NOT A THING AND THERE IS NO "KARKAT DRAMA" TO GET IN ON SO FUCK OFF"

"Wanna 2hare that note KK?"

You'd deny him but that's just provoke him. You toss him the note. He responds after a few minutes.

"KK thii2 could be the next headliine II can 2ee iit now "KK and 2triider relatiion2hiip advance2" "

"HOW CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING WITH THOSE RIDICULOUS 3-D SHADES"

"2hut the fuck up KK my gla22e2 are awe2ome and you know iit"

"I AM ACTUALLY CONSIDERING PUNCHING YOU RIGHT NOW.

He tosses your note into the trash and hands the one from Strider back to you. Not that you want to keep it or anything. You totally plan to burn it later. Yeah that's it burn it. Cmon' though who are you kidding.

Your name is Karkat Vantas and you're making a fucking fool of yourself.