''Hej onkel Mat .. what is sex?''
Mathias looked down at his nieces and nephew, his lips forming a big grin and his face looked like it was going to break from smiling too much. He sat down in the closest armchair, leaning back and putting his hands on the armrests of it, trying to look important.
''You see, kids. You know your Far and Mor loves each other very much, right? Like Gilbert loves Hilda, Roddy-boy loves min kære søster and Luddy loves Elíná, right? Those things may happen while under the influence of the great Danish beer, Carlsberg or maybe Tuborg, because German beer tastes like piss, honestly. Danish is always better .. Sorry, this is a different topic. As I said, when your Far and Mor loves each other very much, they want to express their love in something more than just kisses and hugs- ''
''I always hear strange noises from Mamma and Pabbi's room ..'' The young German-Icelandic girl interrupted him, raising a brow.
''This is because your parents are strange when it comes to these things, Lena. I have no idea how Margaret and Lukas had been raising Icey but it didn't end well .. Anyway, where was I? Oh, ja. More than hugs and kisses. They sometimes have the urge to strip their clothes and touch each other. Your cousin Sealand had seen that because Tomi and Birgitte should stop doing this in the living room .. Nevermind, don't ask. Fred, you know your father has that special thing down between his legs, so do you. He puts it in between Mor's legs and that is how they make a baby-''
''So, sex is not good for you? Because babies are mean. Aunt Margot and Uncle Toni's baby is always crying. Babies are annoying ..'' Anniken muttered, her lips forming a frown.
'''No, it's good, believe me ..'' the Danish male grinned, reaching to pat her head. ''Margot is just always high, that is why .. I never said that, don't mention that to her, please or I am dead meat. As I said, it's not bad at all. But you should wait until you get older. When you are fifteen or sixteen. Or in your case, until you are sixty or fifty Anniken. And that is your father's opinion, not mine-''
''Onkel Mathias .. can boys have sex too. I mean two boys?'' Frederick asked, looking at the Dane with curious stare.
''Hm, ja .. they can, but that is completely different topic. It depends on the boy's preferences, on that who will be on top-'' Mathias continued rambling, as Anniken leaned on Frederick.
''Can we just ask Onkel Ludwig?''
Mathias is good in explaining about the birds and the bees, isn't he? Lena is Fem!Iceland and and Germany's daughter, Margaret is Fem!Norway, Elíná is Fem!Iceland and as stated in the previous chapter, Hilda is Fem!Austria. Enjoy Mathias giving the talk. xD
~DiAngeloFan