''Hej, Mama? .. How did you and Vatti meet?''
Rebekah stared at the small girl, her mind going back to the moment she met Roderich. She wished she could say it was a love from first sight, but that would be a lie. Her first meeting with the Austrian .. wasn't that pleasant. There was even no love in their marriage at first. Austria's boss had made him to make an alliance with Denmark and of course, Rebekah was the one that had to marry, in her words then, the aristocratic prat. Their wedding was nothing special. Just them two. No photos, no guests. The only special thing that night was him, carrying her to her room. But that's it. They didn't even consummate their marriage at the first wedding night. It was consummated five months later on a kitchen counter, but that is a story for a different time. The Dane spend her first weeks as a married woman trying to annoy the poor Austrian. Once, she even came home drunk and threw a goldfish on the blue carpet in the living room with the words 'Swim, Nemo, swim you motherfucker'.
''Uh, dear .. You don't really want to know that, right? .. How about me and you go and buy some ice cream? Or bake cookies? Or maybe go and visit your uncles Ludwig and Gilbrt .. and Hilda ..'' the Danish female hissed the name of her sister-in-law. It was not a secret that both of them didn't like each other at all. It wasn't rare for them to curse each other or fight. Tho, the fighting happened not so often, it was still scary to be in a room with them two.
'' ... Can we watch PewDiePie videos? You've put a password on the computer .. and I can't enter ..''
''No, absolutely not.'' Her mother said, putting her arms on her hip. ''No PewDiePie in this house. First, he is Swedish. Swedes are bad for your health, believe me. Second, he curses a lot. Third .. I don't want you running around the house and shouting 'Barrels' again. Are we clear?''
''Yes, Mama.''
Listen to Mor.
Rebekah successfully avoided the question.
Yet, another chapter. Ex, the kitchen counter .. it's a really long and smutty story. I don't like to write smut, but I may try sometime. I don't promise anything good. Enjoy. And BARRELS!
~DiAngeloFan