Ah, here we go. Well, I hope you enjoy this chapter of this half of Swapped!.
I walked back into Where Nothing Gathers, clapping to attract the attention of the thirty four present members. "I take it you want an explanation." I asked.
"F*** yeah!" I sent a shoe flying from one of the dispensers I have all over the Universe flying at Larxene. She curses surprisingly little actually. Which is surprising for her.
"Now, I take it that you all know that I'm not the only author." I spoke to the twenty nine members of my Organization. "Well, these guys..." I gestured to the five people on the platform. "... are from the story of a friend of mine, in a completely different dimension." I paused. "Could you five take off your hoods?" They lowered their hoods, and I finally found out who they were, Xenri, Khanx, Luxkls, Torexaltceh and Clairx.
Yeah, I take off my blindfold sometimes. And that was one such moment.
"Right, Xenri, Khanx, Luxkls, Torexaltceh and Clairex. You five are going to need someone to keep an eye on you while me and Dest try to find a way to sort this out." Khanx signed something. "Does anyone know sign language?" I asked.
I was met with blank stares.
"Right. I'll be right back. No fighting, any of you." I cautioned.
I vanished, heading to my own room where I found a pad of paper and a pen among all of the clutter. I grabbed a second pen and headed back to the Nobodies Forgotten canon.
I was gone for five minutes.
Five minutes, and already there were three rounds of verbal fighting going on. Clairex had gotten into an argument with Texsh, probably about his accent, while Caixsa discreetly backed her up. Haxisal had also teamed up with Caixsa against Texsh. Luxkls and Zoxey were also arguing, Larxene teaming up with the former and Navex with the latter, but I couldn't hear what they were over the third argument.
Xenri and Torexaltceh, backed up by Lavonax, Maylenex and Cloudx, were loudly arguing with Axel, Demyx, Xion, Sejox, Xasech and Onyxz.
That can't be good for her... I thought, before activating several of the dispensers, hitting everyone on the platform but Xenri and myself with shoes, and also sending one at Xemnas for fun.
"I can't even leave you guys alone for five minutes..." I shook my head as everyone stared at me. "Right. I'm bringing in a guard. You wont see him, but you will see his agents." I warned. "And I wouldn't forget the bombs." I added. "See you in a minute." I called, before entering the Corridors of Canons.
I strode the not considerable distance to the dimension of Double It!, fully emerging in the Grey Area.
"Hawk!" Destiny called from a small group of people she was talking to.
"Hi Dest. I came to see the guys from NF." I told her.
"You really cut to the chase, don't you?"
"Yeah, so?" I walked over to one of the windows. "Another reason I came... Could you guys leave?" I asked them. After some persuasion (on Destiny's part, mostly), the left us alone.
"So, what's up with you?" She asked.
"We don't even know how this mess happened!" I cried, punching the window.
"Deep breaths Hawk." She soothed. I followed her advice.
I continued after a few seconds. "We have no clue how the members swapped places. Characters can't normally travel between dimensions, just authors. If we knew how it happened, we could possibly reverse it. But that's the problem! We don't know how!" Things like this can annoyance, all the way up to the point of anger, with some minor violence. And quickly too.
"Hawk. Just relax." She told me, walking up next to me.
"Sorry..." I looked around. "Ah, hello there you five." I nodded at the five who walked in, Xirama, Leixym, Korrax, Exneri and Krixae.
"Have you come to get us?" Xirama asked. "I want to see my Axel!" She whined.
"He's hardly your's, Xirama. He doesn't even know you like him." Leixym reminded her.
"So, can you get us back?" She paid no heed to Leixym's previous comment.
"Neither of us know yet. We'll try, but we can't promise anything." Destiny told them.
"Aww..." Korrax moaned, looking down to stare at his shoes.
"We're thinking though." I told them.
"That's good to hear." Exneri 'said'.
I looked at my watch. "And, now I need to get back." I told them. "Sorry. We'll do our best." I told them, before dematerializing, entering back into Where Nothing Gathers in the Nobodies Forgotten dimension. Amazingly, there was no fighting save for glaring contests, but a couple off suspicious black marks. "You thought I was bluffing, weren't you?" I asked them.
"Yeah..." Xigbar replied, a small burn on his cheek.
"Bad call for you..." I muttered, taking stock of the damage. Nothing serious, it'd all be gone in a few days. "Well guys, me and that friend..."
"Girlfriend?" Demyx interrupted. A shoe hit him.
"... of mine are trying to figure out a way to get everything back to normal... Well, as normal as possible in this dimension..." I added, earning a glare from most of the Nobodies.
"Wait, so we can't get back?" Torexaltceh cried.
"Not yet. Neither of us can think of a way to get all of you back."
"You'd better do it quickly..." Clairex menaced.
"As soon as we find out a way to do it, we'll do it. Now why don't all of you get some rest. I'll get you five your own rooms in TCOER."
"Tc... what?" Xenri asked.
"The Corridor of Eternal Rest." Caixsa filled in. "It's where the bedrooms are."
"You're at the end. Now, get to bed you lot!" I ordered.
They filtered out through five Dark Corridors.
"Now what am I supposed to do..." I muttered to myself as I dematerialized into my bedroom.
Oh, so you know, Double It! is owned by Destiny's Call. All I own to do with it is the idea of this story.
Anyway, check out her version of this tale via her profile! Both are called Swapped!, due to lack of inspiration on my part.