WORLD WAR 2 TIME :D!

Thanks to reyrocks for reviewing I'm glad you like it :D

Also thanks to the guest reviewer Chayton for reviewing, drunk England is pretty cute sometimes XD

Also I am SOOOOOO sorry for not reviewing for like a month, my computer is BROKEN D= the fan on it broke so I lost the password to this account because it was stored in my computer and I never logged out -_-...

Anyways I'll try to update more now that I have my password again :). Also now I'm going to change my username to Shattered Peace because I've decided my old username was a bit too silly XD (It used to be Muffin Party USA which was a username I used for everything since I was a kid) but whateverz, anyways hope you all like this :) .

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America

"Ok so I devised a really sweet attack plan which I'm calling attack plan Alpha dog" I tell everyone during the Allies meeting quickly barking to make my point "I think it makes use of our strengths in the best way possible. Britain Goes in Suicidal its your charge of a life Routine" Britain pales slightly and give me an 'oh my god your not serious are you' look "France Gives up without a struggle" France looks extremely shocked at that even though he ALWAYS gives up without a fight "And for Russia just keep sending us your canon Fodder you'll draw the guns away from me"
That stupid commie bastard just smiles creepily like always "Hold On Question what are you going to be doing America?"
"Good question I'll do what I always do best that means..." I take a deep breathe and get into a totally awesome pose "I'm The Hero!"
Everybody sits there and stares at me for a minute before England breaks the silence "No Thanks I'm not going to be part of another one of your half wit schemes" he roles his eyes leaving me feeling a bit hurt...half wit...Uh oh better hide this hurt and quick!
" Why do you hate me are you still pissed of about that whole revolutionary war thing?" I feel a small wave of shock pass through the room, Britain's face flashes with hurt for a second before it fades and he returns to arguing with me
"Since your Deliberate and Not our leader Mostly my Mind Wonders why your even specking like were calling how we burned down your capital Down in 1814 sometimes I picture you as the diabetic fat person you'll likely be in a few more years on your strictly habited diet" England responds angrily
Angrily I reply "Since we're all sharing our feelings those pastries you served me when I visited your house the other day they tasted like petrified couch stuffing"
"Those Scones Were a recipe passed down from my Mummsie!" Britain yells looking angry
"Those were supposed to be scones?" I ask with mock surprise
That's all Britain can take, he runs over and starts choking me. I try to act like it's not effecting me as we snap back and forth at each other but even though I can tell Britain really doesn't want to hurt me I can feel my windpipe closing.
"Uh...Uh...Artie!" I gasp quietly "Can't b-breathe!"
"When you two are down relishing sexual tensions we have a meeting we need to finish" France says, he sounds like he's joking around with us to annoying Britain but I see hurt shining in his eyes as he says it, that makes like no sense to me, why would he get hurt by a joke he made that was aimed at someone else.
"That's weird France Actually made a rational point..." England said looking completely confused
"Sorry that was childish and things got out of hand" I say looking sadly at England
"That's no fair it's my job to be mature!" England complains
"Seriously you two we have more important things to worry about before setting on our world plans like what to do with those tacky military clothes" France grins instantly turning back to himself
France is quick to show off his outfit...
"This is war and your wearing a cape?!" Britain and I yell at the same time
I look over at Britain who is blushing rather cutely, I feel my own face grow a bit hot but we both brush that off quickly.
"It's a cloak, no?" France says twirling around showing off his CAPE
He starts laughing in that stupid way only France does.
"Pipe Down your country once surrendered to a boy scout troop on holiday" England snaps
"That was years ago" France scoffs looking slightly embarrassed

The rest of the meeting was pretty boring. Just Britain leaving me out of plans to take the axis (I'm gonna get Japan wooo!) and China being...Chinese...

After the meeting I decide to stay inside to try to work on my plan some more. The very first thing I change in my plan is France is the one going in suicidal not poor Britain. Britain will be safe behind all the other troops...At least that's what I want. Because I'm not going to let ANYTHING hurt Britain ever again especially...Especially after what I did to him.

I'm so busy I barely notice that Britain is here as well.
"America"
I look up "O-Oh your here too Iggy"
"Yes I am you should be more observant" Britain sighs "Anyways Alfred, did my scones really taste that bad" his voice falls
I don't want to hurt his feelings and his scones were just burnt they weren't "bad" they were just burnt so ... "They were a little burnt I guess, I was like I said before being childish"
"St-Stop being mature!" Britain exclaims "I'm the mature one"
I give him a lopsided grin "Guess there are two mature ones now"
Britain gives me a slightly pissed off look, he's so...so...adorable when he gets annoyed, I guess that's the word. That's why I annoy him. So for one thing he'll at least pay attention to me and two like I said before annoyed England is adorable.

A few minutes of us both doing our work and trying to stay out of the business of the other I decide to break the silence.
"I hope I didn't hurt you that much with that revolutionary war comment" I reply looking down quickly
"Like I'd care about that" scoffs Britain "I could talk about the r-r-r-revolution w-war for hours without getting the least bit upset"
I grin and resist the urge to say yeah right. Even I couldn't do that and I'm the Hero and heroes never get emotional about stuff like that...Well almost never...It just wasn't very likely...I guess...
"Your voice is shaking" I laugh
Britain avoids my eye contact and goes back to his work.
My face grows serious, how could I treat THAT of all things like a joke "I...I'm sorry..."
Britain doesn't respond "Just deal with whatever your doing"
I frown a bit, it bothers me just a bit that Britain doesn't want to talk to me but not that much because I'm the hero and the hero doesn't get upset about silly little things like that.
So we just hide Britain behind everything...and me of course because the hero can't get hurt...We kill France off, not too much of a sacrifice losing France isn't going to be all that bad...then when all hope looks lost I swoop in! I think happily That'll be wonderful!

After a while I get up looking happily at my plan. It looks like it'll work out just as I want it. Yay!
"H-Hey Britain want to look at my plan?" I ask frowning a bit that my first word shook a bit
"It's probably stupid" Britain sighs but takes the piece of paper (which had a bit of ketchup on it from my hamburger) "But I suppose it wouldn't hurt to look at it. I could use a good laugh"
I sigh "Well anyways I have something heroic to go do, you have fun reading it" I smile happily before skipping out

Britain

America's plan isn't actually all that terrible. It seems like there's a bit more defenses around me than him which I do find a bit odd but I'm still thankful for it, maybe it was a mistake. I'll have to ask him. France is left completely in the open with very little defenses which makes me think America is trying to get rid of him. I smirk. Bloody frog dying, the idea would be bittersweet. I wouldn't miss him annoying me but I would miss him just being him, those few times when he was honestly helpful. He did want to take care me, it seemed like it anyways, he did help a bit after the Revolutionary War and was one of the few times that honestly understood me. Still I couldn't stand him. But it was still nice to know he was there. I'd have to focus a bit more defense on him, not so much that it looks like I give a damn for him which I technically don't but it would still hurt to see him captured by Germans again. I sigh and glare a bit at my feet.
I don't care about him and we're not friends! I shout angrily at myself

I sigh and get up, I need to go get some warm tea and relax my head is starting to hurt.