I might use some country names because I don't know the human names. Sorry if it bothers you, but I can't really fix it. Anyway, this is my fifth chapter! I never thought I would get this far! Yay! Please review! And I really did feel the need to put Latvia in this story. Oh, and if you haven't heard of this song, you need start your life. Everyone should know this song.
"YESSSSSSSSSS!" Matthew shouted. "In your face!" Gilbert pouted. "It was just luck," he mumbled. Secretly though, he was smiling. Birdie was so cute when he was excited, he thought wistfully. "You just lost, hoser!" Matthew wondered what song to do. He had to get really good revenge for what Gil had done. I mean, who had heard of Nicola Roberts anyway? By the time he had finished, Al was laughing so hard he couldn't breathe. Matthew sighed. Al was never going to forget that. So, what song? Something that would make Gil, "totally unawesome." Let's see, maybe Nicki Minaj? Nah, she didn't have anyone songs that would fit. God, American music was just terrible these days. (Yes, Matthew, because Canadian music is sooo much better.) Maybe he could make Gil call Ludwig. Yes, that would work. After all, Gil made him call Al.
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Latvia looked nervously at Ivan, Antonio, Lars, and Antonio. They were all in a huddle and it was making him nervous. Ivan usually dragged him into whatever he was doing, and Latvia was just waiting until Ivan came over. Latvia liked Ivan, but sometimes he just didn't have any empathy. Maybe they would forget about him? No such luck. Ivan was staring at him. Latvia shivered. Ivan was looking especially pleased with himself. Latvia paled. That couldn't be good. Ivan crooked his finger at Latvia. Latvia shook his head. He didn't want to be a part of whatever Ivan was doing. Ivan raised his eyebrow. Damn, Latvia thought, he couldn't stand it when the Russian did that. He stubbornly shook his head again. Latvia wasn't going to be part of Ivan's pranks this time. Ivan tilted his head. Latvia felt his resolve weakening. Ivan smiled softly. Damn! Latvia couldn't resist The Smile. He sighed and walked over. "What do you want me to do?"
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Matthew smiled. "Gil, you have to call Ludwig." Gilbert paled. He could just imagine what West would do if Matthew made him sing a stupid song. "Why so pale Gil? I'm sure Ludwig will only make you do a hundred pushups," Matthew said with a sickeningly sweet smile. Gilbert's eyes widened. "Nooooo Birdie! I can't do more pushups! Remember the last time Luddy was made at me?! He made me run ten miles! I couldn't walk for days after! You're being so unawesome right now!" Matthew just smiled. He was enjoying torturing Gil. He definitely deserved it after Whistle. Matthew still got chills when he thought of seeing Hungary again. Matthew still had to pick the song though. Something that would blow Ludwig up. Even though he tried to ignore Gilbert, Ludwig could be very protective of his brother. Maybe something to do with bad behavior?
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Antonio squealed. "You and Latvey are so cute, Ivan!" Ivan merely smiled. Romano rolled his eyes and said, "Latvia, we need you to do a very important job, so don't mess it up, okay?" Latvia shivered at the look in Romano eyes. He had always scared Latvia. It wasn't possible for someone to be that grumpy. It was unnatural. "S-scary…" he mumbled. Ivan smiled down him and Latvia close. "It's okay, we just need a favor. You can do it, Da?" Latvia turned red. "S-sure." Lars smiled. "Sweet! Okay, so what we need you to do is put this in the bathroom where Gilbert and Matthew are! Matthew is really nice, so he would never expect it you to do something bad." Lars pushed the object the object into Latvia's hand. Latvia looked down and saw it was a ribbon. "W-why do you want them to have it?" Lars beamed. "I'm glad you asked that! Ivan put a spell on it so it will record whatever Matthew and Gilbert say!" Latvia frowned. "I-isn't that kinda mean?" Ivan smiled down at him again and ruffled his hair. "I'm sure they'll laugh about it when it's all over. Besides, Gilbert teases you all the time, Da?" Latvia thought about. "So, you will do it, Da?" Latvia sighed. "Da."
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Matthew gasped. He had thought of the perfect song! Ludwig was going to freak when he heard it. Matthew smiled, fantasizing about what Ludwig was going to do. "Uh, Mattie? You're looking kinda freaky right now." Matthew grin got even wider. "That's because I thought of your song, Gil." Gilbert gulped. He had a feeling this wasn't going to turn out well. "What is it?" Matthew smirked. "Well, I decided to return the favor of using a British singer! You are singing… Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds!" Gilbert choked on air. That's how surprised he was. "You can't make me sing that! Ludwig will kill me! He'll think I'm actually… you know!" Matthew just said, "I'm sure the extra muscle will help in hockey." Gilbert sighed. Birdie was being totally unfair. West was going to have a heart attack when he heard the song. "Fine, fine," he grumbled. "I'll do it." He dialed the number and tried not to faint.
"Hello, this is Gilbert, Ja?"
"Yeah it's the awesome me West!"
"What do you want? I'm busy."
"I have something I need to tell you."
"What?"
"Picture yourself in a boat on the river…"