Summary: Furuichi becomes an angel. This is delt with surprisingly quickly.

"I'm so sorry guys, I-I have a secret I just remembered about when my soul came back to my body. You see, I'm-"

"You're an angel" Oga deadpaned.

"-an angel. Wait, what? how did you know?!"

"We can see the fucking wings on you back!" the others hollered in unison.

"Oh…oh right" sheepishly, Furuichi tried to furl them…and instead accidently knocked out a few Himekawa clones.

"We need," Kanzaki hissed later, when they had managed to tie up Furuichi and his wings "to get rid of them."

"I know a guy" Himekawa whispered back "he'll cut them and keep his mouth shut, I guarantee."

"Or we could just rip them out ourselves." suggested Toujo, a bit bloodthirsty after what happened to his school.

"Guys! I have superhearing now! I can hear what you're mumbling over there!" Furuichi yelled from afar. They ignored him.

"Hum…angels" Kunieda mused "aren't they, like, pure beings and such? Maybe there's something there we could use…"

Oga grinned "That's it! Take off your clothes!"

"W-What? What are you thinking!"

"Oga has the right of it actually, as expected of our leader." Himekawa nodded sagely "If angels are pure beings then Furuichi cannot be an angel if he has impure thoughts. Thankfully he is a pervert so this should be easy, so for all our sakes Kunieda, let him have a peek."

"I-I am not going to-"

"Oh come on, just one tit?"

After she had finished burying Himekawa face first into the ground, Kanzaki tentatively began. "Err…look maybe we should find a magazine or something to do it. I mean, he can't stay like that, right? We have to help him. Oga?"

"Hnn, nah we don't have to do anything."

"What?!" The three crest holders still standing cried in unison. Oga pointed to where Furuichi was. They turned (and Himekawa pulled his head out of the ground) and sure enough, Furuichi was now wingless, and bleeding from his nose so much Lamia was using demon magic to try and stop it.

"Huh, would you look at that," Himekawa said, dusting himself "seems like just mentioning tits was too much for him. Well, gentlemen…andladyofcourse" he added hastily at Kunieda's glare "seems like our job here is done."

And thus the problem of angel Furuichi was solved almost as quickly as it had appeared.