Chapter 2: Training

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...2.2

When Jiraya woke up from his apartment he yawned sleepily when he heard a knock on his window he turned his head to see Orochimaru squatting down smiling like a fool through the window. Jiraya eyes widen and looked down at himself, just to make sure he saw he was still a 13 year old, and that what happened yesterday wasn't a dream. Oh well, he thought and got up and opened his window. Who cares he was stuck in the past, he had a new chance, to protect everybody.

"Why you up so early?" Jiraya asked yawning and moving to his night stand to put his mesh shirt and then his grey robe. When he was done he saw Orochimaru looking around of his old but new apartment and he still hadn't answered his question.

"So have you tried any of your jutsu?" asked Orochimaru, Jiraya shook his head. "I tried last night and I couldn't do any forbidden techniques, because it consisted of more chakra, we are going to have to train are bodies there to weak." Orochimaru stated. Jiraya just nodded he expected this to happen, but then his stomach growled.

"We'll discuss this later Orochimaru, but I am hungry," he said.

"I think we'll have to work on are taijutsu to make are chakra stronger," Orochimaru ignored the "We'll talk later," part. Jiraya went to his little kitchen and looked threw his cupboard to find Ramen, in which he thought of Naruto immediately.

"I wonder how Naruto is doing." Jiraya wondered

"He hasn't been born yet all are students haven't been born yet," Orochimaru stated. Jiraya just nodded and prepared two Ramen, as he set the water to boil he sat down at the futon table where Orochimaru had already taken his spot on the other side.

"It's strange being here." Jiraya sat and looked at Orochimaru at the eye. Orochimaru nodded. "Anyway the war is coming. Do you think we can do something to stop it?" Jiraya asked.

"We know what's going to happen, but what do we do? What do we change?" Orochimaru wonders. They stay there quiet for a few seconds, wondering. "Oh right I forgot to mention we should save Tsunade's love's one.

"Of course her brother and Dan, what else do we change?" Jiraya asked. They began to wonder again and then the water was ready and Jiraya got up to poor hot water to the Ramen. Jiraya put the water at the side and waited for it to be ready to eat.

"Maybe we shouldn't let the war start at all," Orochimaru suggested

"How the hell are we going to do that?" Jiraya wondered. "Anyway I would like to eat, so let's talk about this later." Jiraya said as he got his chop sticks and started eating.

"How about now?" Asked Orochimaru. Jiraya slurped the noodles and then looked at Orochimaru.

"Eat," Jiraya ordered. Orochimaru looked at Ramen like a foreign object he raised an eyebrow at him, but then shrugged and digged in. Orochimaru ate it fast and gave a glare at Jiraya to hurry up in eat; Jiraya couldn't take the stare it was weird and he didn't like it. (AN; it's like Captain Yamamoto stare to Naruto)

When Jiraya finished Orochimaru grabbed things from the table and set everything on its place. He was so quick that it was probably just a few seconds before Orochimaru dragged Jiraya of to the training grounds. They didn't have to be there until noon, but the sun wasn't even up yet, and it took a lot of Jiraya to stay awake.

"All right let's have a fight to see how we have to improve," Orochimaru said.

"Common Orochimaru aren't you sleepy too?" Jiraya asked rubbing his eyes in emphasize.

"Yes I am but we need to do this." Orochimaru said with determination, which this wasn't one of Orochimaru's traits and it was starting to freak him out, he wished for the sinister side of him, this side of him was too weird.

Then Orochimaru attacked which surprised Jiraya for he was giving a deadly aurora.(Look at that Jiraya you got your wish.) Orochimaru put him in a Genjutsu and Jiraya easily released, he saw Orochimaru's signature smirk and Jiraya went for the attack, they exchanged blows at each other and kept on fighting, Jiraya had a little problem trying to keep up with Orochimaru, but he started to read his moves, but also Jiraya had the determination to beat Orochimaru, he wanted to win, but Jiraya felt his deadly glare and Jiraya was having his doubts if Orochimaru really wanted to kill him when Orochimaru started to encourage him.

"Common Jiraya you could of hit me easily there."

"Stop trying to make it easy for me I could kick your ass anytime." Jiraya growled and then he started to form a Rasengan which surprised Orochimaru, in the last minute Orochimaru did a substitution jutsu just in the nick of time.

"Wow that was a close one," Orochimaru said as he breathed hard, and he ached all over with bruises.

"Still escaping like the snake you are."

Orochimaru shook his head with a smile "Am I too fast for you?" Jiraya growled in annoyance for the receiving end of that smirk. Jiraya snorted and then he smiled devilishly. Jiraya then guessed they were done when Orochimaru sat at the tree with his eyes closed.

"You know I'll take a quick dip in the hot springs." He said and added in his head, and continue my "research."

"Be here at noon!" he said still with his eyes closed

"Orochimaru it's still morning just a few minutes just to get myself clean." Jiraya smirked.

"Be here at noon and you better be there not even one second late," Orochimaru threatened giving one lazy eye and then going to sleep.

"Okay!" Jiraya smirked and ran off to go peeping at the springs.

..2.2

Jiraya was using his jutsu to hide from the girls as he did his "research". He was getting a major nose bleed and then...

"Jiraya you little pervert Sarutobi Sensei told you to be at the training grounds at noon!" he heard Tsunade.

Jiraya turned around to see Tsunade with Orochimaru giving a scold, half smirk directed at him. Tsunade gave him a deadly glare.

Damn, Jiraya thought, another beating, but surprisingly today he only got dragged of to the training grounds.

When the three got there, Sarutobi was there with a scold directed at Jiraya, Jiraya only smiled back as Tsunade kept dragging him closer, when they were close in of Jiraya said nothing.

Where they expecting something? Jiraya thought, and then he got a punch on his shoulder by Tsunade.

"Apologize dim wit." Tsunade hissed at him.

i"What for?" He asked confused as he rubbed his shoulder, Damn how that women can throw a punch.

"For being late." Orochimaru stated.

"Oh right, sorry Sensei I'll try not to be late again." He assured, giving of a fiery pledge that he was going to try and keep, but still the fiery pledge surprised Sarutobi and Tsunade, Jiraya seemed to be different. Sarutobi just grunted then he took out two bells. Jiraya and Orochimaru gave each other glances.

"Now for this training exercises only two of you will pass, the loser will be tied to a stump for the hole night until noon again." Jiraya grinned, his sensei, this was that same day, wasn't? ha well he'll make things a little different he won't be tied on that stump. Hell no!

"Now let us begin," Sarutobi said and all three gennin hid at the trees. Jiraya and Orochimaru met up.

"Let's find Tsunade, she'll help us," Jiraya said and Orochimaru nodded, they went out to find her, when Sarutobi found them.

"Damn!"

"No this is perfect." Orochimaru said with a smile. "Keep him busy," he added and then started leaving in some other direction.

"Wait Orochimaru!" he landed and then jumped back into the trees and kept himself hidden while throwing shuriken at Sarutobi Sensei who dogged them easily, but Sarutobi was having a hard time trying to find Jiraya, when then from another angle Orochimaru was throwing shuriken, and now Sarutobi had to doge from two fronts, then from the sky came out Tsunade taking the opening and punching her sensei, this brought Sarutobi of guard.

"Good one Tsunade, now my turn Multi shadow shuriken!" Orochimaru shot out maybe thousands shuriken directed at his sensei, Sarutobi then used his chakra as a shield, Tsunade and Jiraya then went in and punched a shadow clone! When they noticed that they were right at the open and exposed they retreated and met up again in rondevu point that Orochimaru gave Tsunade.

"Well any more ideas?" Jiraya asked

"I'm confused why are we helping each other?" Tsunade asked again, she had this conversation with Orochimaru, but she was confused again, by Orochimaru's words and Sarutobi sensei's words.

"Look if we tried to take those bells from Sarutobi sensei alone would be impossible, doing it together would give us a better chance," Orochimaru explained and Jiraya kept on nodding at every word.

"Anyway we're dealing with Sarutobi sensei I think the only way to take those bells is to think like Naruto," Jiraya said smiling

"Really Jiraya?" Orochimaru asks

"Hum... what does that mean?" Tsunade asked scared

Jiraya turned to Tsunade, "To be the most unexpected knucklehead ninja," Jiraya grinned.

Orochimaru sighted, "All right what's your plan?" Orochimaru asked.

"Wait we're really going with this?" Tsunade panicked, but Orochimaru brought her close to the huddle position and when she heard the plan.

"JIRAYA YOU PERVERT!" Tsunade screamed and hit him in the head.

.2.2

Sarutobi sensed his students separate, they were no longer together, Jiraya seemed to go off the radar, but that was because he was using a hiding jutsu, it was hard to monitor his students since he wasn't really a tracking ninja, but his instincts where telling him to be on edge, when out of the tree's came out Jiraya, he seemed to be in the tip of his shoes like trying to be sneaky, and then Jiraya turned to look at Sarutobi.

"Hey Sarutobi Sensei do you think I did a good impersonation of Jiraya?" Asked the Jiraya and then Sarutobi's eyes widen as he felt the imposter's chakra and it was Tsunade and then he dogged a kunai he looked up to see another Jiraya, but it wasn't it was Orochimaru.

"Hey sensei what about me?" Asked Orochimaru who looked exactly like Jiraya, even the voice which freaked him out.

"How about me?" Sarutobi then turned at the voice that sounded feminine, Sarutobi's eyes widen to see Jiraya as a sexy version of himself, naked female, but with the mush clouds of course, and did I say naked... Naruto's Sexy Jutsu! BAM! POW! Major nose bleed! K.O.

Winners: Tsunade, Jiraya, and Orochimaru.

Loser: Sarutobi Sensei

The third Hogake takes hold of his bleeding nose, he did not see that coming, not even close, he could feel Jiraya getting the bells he was going to stop him, but when he looked back and Jiraya was still in the sexy jutsu, he covered his eyes, it was too late. They won.

"Release!" He then heard Jiraya say and his eyes widen. The Hell! He was in a genjutsu this whole time! And there was Jiraya with a smile holding both bells with Orochimaru and Tsunade at his sides fighting to keep in there giggles, but then he smiled and he began to laugh, they soon joined in.

"Don't do that again!" Sarutobi then scolded giving a captain Yamamoto stare that scared the lights out of them.

AN: That was fun, anyway what will happen next, because I have no idea either.

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