in this world
summary: -you must be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant. well, for years i was smart. i recommend pleasant. - elwood. / or, a collection of fifty drabbles for hogwart's smartest. lately; michael, terry and anthony. the smart ones always get a little weird around one am.
"do you think pigeons have feelings."
"i'm going to smother you with a pillow in your sleep."
"i don't know whether i should be flattered you'd put in that effort," terry stated flatly, looking up from the book he'd been illuminating with a lumos. "or offended that you think i'd go out so easily."
"we'd body bind you first!" michael called, sitting up blearily. "i mean, we probably wouldn't need to, because, again, sleeping, but for caution's sake, y'know."
"have you two put a lot of thought into my murder, or is this spontaneous?"
"some," michael answered, as anthony chimed in, "quite a bit."
"i love you too, mate." terry paused. "no, but really. i'm having a moral dilemma here. do pigeons have feelings."
"that's it. i'm going to sleep in the common room," anthony announced, rising.
"take me with you!"
"not on your life," and he was gone.
"do you think if i give mcgonagall a proper excuse re: animal rights she'll excuse me from -"
"silencio."
prompts
3o; take me with you from your favorite house boot camp
12; pillow from the friendship boot camp