Dark Lady

Note: Hello Guys! This chapter will be a little longer as I promised. And…weird, yes weird. Enjoy the story!

Chapter 5: Crazy

Gaunt Manor Bathroom

Hmmm do I look good? I think yes. Let´s hope he does too.

"I´m going out!"

Gaunt Manor Bedroom

A surprise? Interesting.

"I´m going out!"

Gaunt Manor Time Paranoia

There she was standing in her skirt in front of the Dark Lord, her husband. He was stunned. So….

"Come closer."

"What do you think?" He didn´t respond to her. He just starred at her. T-Tom?

"Let´s go. Breakfast is ready."

"How do you know?"

"I told them to be ready."

"Oh yes."

"You…look amazing."

"Oh Thanks?"

"Now let´s go. Do you like café?"

"Yes! You?"

Headmasters Office

"Sir it was impossible to find them. Not even their location or a clue. I fear their getting better and stronger every day."

"That´s not good."

"This is dangerous Professor! What are we going to do?"

"First of all Ron. DON´T PANIC!"

"And second Mr. Weasley of it´s true that Voldemort has married Miss Granger it´s possible that he…loves her. With power, followers, Miss…Mrs. Riddle now and love he might have bigger chances of winning this war."

"Maybe not if we destroy all the horcruxes!"

"Maybe…He is very strong now. He can hide better, enter the mind of Severus Snape he could kill me!"

"Professor you always told us that love is the most powerful thing on earth. I doubt he´ll win."

"Harry! Don´t you get it! He loves HERMIONE now! In a month or two we could be dead!"

"We have to do something."

"But what Professor!"

Gaunt Manor dining hall time paranoia

"I…like café too."

"With two-"

"Spoons of sugar."They looked at each other in surprise. He too? She too?

"So…where can I sit?"

"Right here."

"Thank you." Then the door swung open. People entered the dining hall. The Malfoys too.

"Good Morning Gentleman!" He seems happy.What a nice start! The others were surprised too. They have never seen the Dark Lord…happy. So it´s true. They ARE together. (Draco POV) The first one to respond was Draco.

"Good Morning My Lord."

"Draco! Hello! Sit beside me!" Another shock for the death eaters. Only two people could sit there. The best death eaters and Draco he wasn´t one of them! And Hermione… Mrs. Riddle sitting beside him was news too.

"Good Morning My Lord." They all said at the same time and took a seat.

"Mrs. Riddle would you mind to tell us when will the wedding?" Mom!? Mrs. Malfoy?

Hmm?

"Your surname is Malfoy isn´t it?"

"Yes it is Mrs. Riddle."

"Well then Mrs. Malfoy I don´t know. I and my husband have to talk about it. I may guess that the Dark Lord has an agenda full of programs and activities to do."

"Thank you Mrs. Riddle." Later…we´ll talk about it. Hehe. I don´t know if we will TALK but…I think it could wait.

"Orion!" A tiny house elf with some more appeared around them.

"Yes My Lord?"

"Bring Breakfast for everyone. And two cafes with two spoons of sugar each. Now."

He couldn´t finish and the table were full of food, drinks and their beloved cafes.

"So…mmmm this café is great! Umm any news?" Or how does he say? Anything new to report? Lksjfosidhnchfjvuhdujv Is she asking for some information or what?

"Excuse me Mrs. Riddle but what do you mean?"

"You LOT! She asks if you have anything to report." Hahahahaha Idiots. Oh uh. No Good.

"Forgive us My Lord. Mrs. Riddle we have seen that Potter and the Weasley are looking for you. If you want Mrs. Riddle my son Draco could go and sneak on them and that old fool Dumbledore and give you more information." Oh really? WHAT?!

"You Would…Draco?"

"Not in a million years!" he yelled.

"You dar-"

"Shhh darling. Let ME finish this one." W-w-w-w-w-wh-h-h-h-h-a-a-a-a-a-t-t-t-t-t?

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She stood up and neared Draco slowly. While she was nearing Draco the others were holding their breath. What will happen? The Ring…who cares? He does deserve it after all. Hermione? Huh?

"You won´t? So I´ll should do it the hard way, mmm?"

"Surprise me Mudblood." All the people were giving him death glares. He was insulting the DARK lady. Voldemort's eyes were glowing red with fury. HOW dare He?!

He expected her to be angry shout at him, punch him but no. All she did was…

"Hahahahah you are sooo funny aren´t you little boy?" Ok Ring stop right NOW!

Waaaait what? The hell?

"Little boy? I´m nineteen! You are younger than me you filthy, stupid mudblood."

"YOU DARE CALL MRS. GAUNT LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" said Bellatrix pointing her wand to Draco.

"Bellatrix dear calm down. Everything is under control." RING STOP!

Headmasters Office

"Get her on our side! You crazy? We´ll get dead trying!"

"I never knew this day would come but Ron is right. Voldemort won´t let go of her because he loves her, wants her as a supporter and follower! You say he is powerful, more than before and destroying the Horcruxes won´t help either. We have no chance against them. Remember? Hermione was the one that solved all the Riddles and stuff. Not we or YOU professor. Only she alone is so smart. And if Riddle is so smart and all they ARE unstoppable."

"There has to be…something we could do."

"And what is it Professor? WHAT!?"

Gaunt Manor dining hall time paranoia

Crucio. Oh shit-ahhhhhhhhhh

"AHHHHHH OH GOD STOP IT PLEASE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he fell to the ground crying out loud. Her mother was staring at him silently crying for him. His father…pale as ice. Voldemort? He was the happiest man half alive half dead! Good girl. …my god…

OH FUCK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I…..Can´t! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"Oh please I beg you! AHHHHHHH just stop it pleeeeeeaaaaaaseeeeeeeee. FUCK! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Then silence…

"This is how you´ll end if you disobey ME nor MY HUSBAND! Next time I won´t be nice. Draco my darling boy. If you do that again you won´t get a lollipop! I´ll make sure that if you repeat the actions you have done you´ll end up dead." She returned to her seat and began:

"Nothing else?"

"No Mrs. Riddle."

"Good. Forgive me for wasting your time but I had to show him the….consciences of his behavior."

"I love you."

"Me too." La la la this is my wife! Lalalala and Draco´s soon to be dead! Lalalalala a victim of Voldemort´s wife! Lalalala I´m the happiest man alive!

"Now eat and enjoy the rest of the morning! We have a hard day today and a lots of things to do and you all want to be strong and intelligent. Let the breakfast begin!"

"Tom?" she whispered in his left ear.

"Mmm?"

"Am I crazy?" he looked at her and smiled.

"Not yet."

TO BE CONTINUED

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