Dark Lady
Note: Sorry guys I didn´t update for long time. I was a bit busy and all. I want to say to all of the followers, reviewers… Yeah so this chapter will be longer. Why? Because I didn´t update for a month so I wanted to move faster with the story. But here is the next chapter. Hope you´ll like it! ENJOY!
Chapter 7: Wedding plans
"It´s called What should be on your magical wedding."
"Hmmm really? Is it good?"
"Yeah. I was reading it the other day. It was the bestselling book in The Daily Magic Magazine."
"You read magazines?"
"No."
"But…"
"That doesn´t matter. I just thought that we could…start our wedding plans." The wedding! Uhhh ok.
"Can I ask you something Tom?"
"Hmmm?"
"Why do you look in front of me and the Death Eaters like yourself and outside like a half snake-human?"
"First: You are my wife. Second: I want you to love me for who I am. Third: The others have to FEAR me. AND when the war is over and I win. I won´t have to look like a bad-ass weirdo. NOW let´s start the planning." Oh…right.
"Well then. We can read it in the garden."
"Everything for you Hermione."
The Gaunt Garden TIME PARANOIA
They were sitting together on the wet grass reading a book. When suddenly Hermione said:
"I miss your kisses." Oh not again. …what?
"Mmm? Did you say something?"
"I miss your kisses." She…
"Hermione…are you ok?"
"N-no the ring. It makes me say stupid things."
"The ring?"
"Yeah Slytherin Lady ring. Sometimes…it kind of controls me."
"Why in hell didn´t you say me that earlier?!"
"I´m sorry!"
"Excuse me. It´s just…I don´t want you to get hurt."
Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry Headmasters office
"So Albus what is your plan?"
"We have to send there a spy. Someone powerful."
"Smart."
"Brilliant."
"Handsome."
"Harry! Yes! Harry is the perfect candidate for that." All the people in the office looked at Harry.
"Guys that´s stupid. I am Voldemort´s enemy. I can´t be a spy."
"Or me." Everyone looked at Luna Lovegood.
"Luna? No, I´m not letting you do this."
"Harry, I can take care of myself. I´m pretty strong and very beautiful too. I don´t know where´s the problem."
"Me neither."
"Albus? You crazy?! She is just a teenager!" Tonks shouted.
"But a smart one."
"NO, no and NO!"
Gaunt Garden TIME PARANOIA
"Weren´t we…supposed…to be…planning…mmm…our wedding?" Hermione tried desperately to not break their kiss.
"To hell…with…it." Just shut up. My god!
But then…
"My Lord." Lucius saw the two of them lying on the grass, kissing. Lucius POV: Fuck.
"Lucius what do you want?" The Dark Lord said calm, dangerously calm.
"Our Death Eater from London said that a girl named Luna Lovegood wants to join the Death Eaters."
LUNA!? Luna who? What is SHE doing HERE for gods sakes! Why does she w-… wait…is this a rescue plan?... SHIT! It IS a rescue plan! Lovegood….Lovegood… Who the hell are they?
"And?"
"Well…she seems to be…interesting."
"Is it love Lucius?" joked Hermione.
"NO Mrs. Riddle. She just…appeared out of nowhere…" but then Tom cut him off.
"Lucius we are going to continue this conversation in half and an hour in my office. Now leave." He said in his *normal* voice.
"Bye Lucius! Have a nice day!" Then her future husband turned to look at her.
"Those are the effects of the ring you talked about?"
"I…think…yes." Uhhh I should probably do some research about the Slytherin Ring. Luna… means Moon in Spanish…does she look like the moon?
London McDonalds
"So your name is?"
"Luna Lovegood."
"How old are you?"
"Sixteen."
"Are you a pureblood?"
"Yes."
"How long is your wand?"
"10,8 inches." She´s strong, pureblood…. pretty. Good.
"Thank you Luna I´ll see you here in one week."
"Bye."
"See you."
Hogwarts school of wizardry and witchcraft Headmasters office
"Is she going to make it?"
"Of course she is."
"I mean she´s a good spy but…"
"We all are worried about her Harry."
"She is so young."
"Mate you talk like an old grandpa."
"Shut up Ron."
"Hey!"
"Gentleman please be quiet."
"THIS IS FRUSTATING!"
Gaunt Manor garden
"Hahahaha."
"Do you know the joke about the guy and the stop sign?"
"Hermione I never hear nor read jokes so my answer is no! Hahahaha!"
"So the guy arrives late, very late to class and the teacher is angry. He asks: "Why are you so late today?" and the student replies: "When I was walking to school I read a sign saying ; School ahead, go slow; ! hahahahaha!" What are we laughing at? Who cares!
"hahahaHAHAHAHAHAhahahaHAHAHA!" His laugh is so weird AND funny at the same time! I´m laughing at it right now hahahahaha! Are my jokes funny? Who cares! He´s happy!
"I love you Hermione."
"Are you sure Tom? Because I love you too." then something stran-normal happened. He…HUGGED HER! Hermione sat there surprised. Wasn´t he going to kiss me?
"What? Were you expecting something else?"
"No…no I wasn´t expecting that! You know I thought you were going to kiss me!"
"Hermione about fifteen minutes ago we had a long, very long snog session AND you wanted to continue with the wedding plans but we didn´t even start so it was all a waste of valuable time. Now is when you want me to kiss you?" Ha!
Ok, he´s right but…he could have kissed me! I am his fiancé after all!
"I give up!"
"Lucius and the others are waiting for us."
"Oh really? Why?"
"He wanted to tell me something about Luna L-Loc-Lovegood. Something like that."
"I think she shouldn't join us." Luna you are mad. ?
"Who knows? She could be useful for us. You know fresh blood, new ideas, innovation and so. It would help us win the second wizarding war. Well we are going to win anyway but… she could help with the government."
They talked while they walked through the halls.
Gaunt Manor TIME PARANOIA like always (almost)
When Voldemort opened the door of his giant office the room went silent. He and his bellowed wife Hermione walked over their seats.
"Death Eaters, Hermione." Why does he always has to be so serious with them?
"Good Afternoon My Dark Lord." They all said in union.
"My love." She replies sweetly. Hehe!
And the meeting begins.
"Gentleman I have heard from Lucius that a girl named Luna Lovegood wants to join us."
"It´s true My Dark Lord."
"We had an interview with her."
"And we discovered that: she´s sixteen, pureblood, her wand is 10.8 inches long and they say that she has good looks. Interesting… This can´t be happening.
"So you are saying that we aren´t pretty enough for you guys?" said Hermione.
"Mrs. Gaunt. As a matter of fact you are the prettiest woman alive." Is she jealous? HA!
"Thank you, that was really nice from you…"
"Lucas."
"Yes, Lucas, very nice from you."
"Whatever." Is he jealous? Hehe! Remember: Lucas; enemy zone; Why?: for trying to steal MY fiancé.
"Anyway any news?"
"My Lord, Potter and the Order of the Phoenix have been quiet for too long. We think they are planning something." It´s LUNA you idiots! Except Tom of course he´s a genius.
"Prepare to attack in ONE week. If they´re planning something you have to make sure that their PLAN fails, no matter what. You know I am very busy now talking about the wedding with my fiancé so Lucius will do the rest. After the attack you'll report me about everything. And we´ll need more Death Eaters. I want eyes everywhere."
"Yes My Lord."
"You may leave now." In a matter of minutes the room went empty. Only Tom and Hermione were still there.
"So…are we going to start with the wedding plans, for the second time?"
"All right. Wait a second I´ll go to the library for the book."
"Ok Tom."
Gaunt Manor The Library
FUCK. Why do I have to be so nervous with HER! I mean C´mon I have gone out with plenty of girls and had…fun with them too but with Hermione it´s…different! I have never, EVER had feelings for anything and now I am worried about some muggleborn that has beautiful brown eyes, bushy hair and…and…god her smell. Like vanilla or… candy. SHIT! She is so freaking awesome!
Gaunt Manor Voldemort's office
WoW so many paintings. Nice.
Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry dining hall
"I have to do something."
"Harry no."
"Dean shut up. We can´t let Luna join those bastards."
"Harry relax."
"NO RON NO I WON´T! THEY HAVE HERMIONE AND NOW LUNA! NO. This is madness. Dumbledore is completely mad!"
"Harry stop! Now!"
"Ginny I love you but this can´t be happening!"
"QUIET!"
"What?"
"Just shut up already!"
Gaunt Manor Voldemort´s office TIME PARANOIA
"Hey."
"Umm hey. So have you found the book?"
"Yep. We can start now, for real."
"Yeah so chapter one: The perfect dress. The perfect dress? What?"
"Keep reading love." He embraced her while she was reading. Oh.
"It depends on the person's style and looks. If the woman is short we recommend shorter dresses, if she´s tall then a longer dress would be better. It also depends on the weight of the woman."
"So that means? You are pretty tall so a longer dress would be better. I think."
"Yes, you´re right." Of course I am. Of course he is.
"I could wear a black dress."
"Black?"
"Yeah I mean I am the Dark Lord´s fiancé and soon to be wife. In other words I am your Dark Lady. So it sort of fits me."
"Good idea. I´ll be wearing black too. Hey! We are the dark couple!"
"Hahaha! Yeah whatever you say dear. We could use some black roses or…"
"Poisoned plants too."
"Yep. It has to be scary and elegant at the same time. Slytherin alike."
"Hmmm we could use green chairs for the guests. I can wear a green tie!"
"Excellent idea Tom. Muah!"
"You-you kissed me."
"And?"
"Ohhh it felt so good…"
"….really?..."
"Yes."
One hour later…
"Mmm…Tom…we´re…doing it again."
"Oh right."
"Okay? Chapter two: Bon Appetite! If you want that the guests have a pleasant memory of you, the food that they´ll eat has to be your favorite. So what´s your favorite food Tom?"
"I have never thought about that."
"Too busy trying to kill Harry?"
"… I like chocolate cakes, vanilla ice cream, chocolate muffins and candy."
"Candy? Oh…ummm I like sandwiches, apples, tomatos, toasts, café,…"
"Sandwiches?"
"Yeah."
London Apartment n. 6
Luna you have to do this. For Harry, Dumbledore and especially Hermione Granger- Riddle. I have to support her. Be her friend. Yes I am going to do it.
Gaunt Manor Voldemort´s office TIME PARANOIA
"So you like sandwiches?"
"Yes."
"Like really?"
"YES!"
"Oh. Well then…we could…prepare…chocolate…sandwiches?"
"Hahaha you crazy? That´s impossible like nugget in a biscuit."
"What the fuck is that?"
"Do you know what is a computer?"
"Yes."
"And Internet?"
"…yeah…?"
"Then it´s from a video named: nugget in a biscuit. Pretty crazy but…yeah it´s a song."
"Oh ok."
"Chapter 3: Honeymoon! - After the wedding as we all know it all gets hot and steamy. If the new leads want to spend a peaceful evening watching the sunset we recommend The Bahamas or Cuba. Our other options would be Paris, Rome, Miami or Valencia."
"…a honeymoon…"
"Mmm I guess so."
"You know…we hadn´t done IT yet…"
"Well…"
"We could… try it." Try it? Oh uh. Stupid, try it? C´mon Riddle you can do better than that!
"Try it?"
"I might be the most hated person on earth but with you I am extremely gentle."
"So?"
"We could do it…slowly."
"You promise?"
"Promise."
"All…right?" REALLY? CAN WE? …what on earth am I doing?
"Is it a yes?"
"…yes…" She said yes! We are going to…oh.
"Just tell me when you´re ready. After all we´ve got one month."
"One month. MMmmmMMmm where would you like to go?"
"I don´t know…Paris?"
"No…too boring. What about Rome?"
"Parli Italiano? (Do you speak Italian?)NO." Yeah I got it.
"You speak French?"
"Oui Madame (Yes madam.) Spanish, German except Italian."
"You speak Spanish. We could go to Valencia!"
"Not a bad idea…"
"It´s nice there my parents…went there." MY PARENT´S! How could I forget about them! They died two or three days ago! Her parent´s…
"Umm Hermione I am s-s-so—rray thatIkilledyourparent´s."
"You are so-what?"
"I don´t apologize very often. Last time I apologized was…I have never apologized to someone."
"It isn´t very difficult."
"…I am sorry that I killed your parent´s. Happy now?"
"Yes very." Yeah VERY happy. He might stop killing all these people one day…maybe.
"Should I organize a honeymoon to Valencia?"
"Yes dear, you should."
"For how long?"
"I don´t know two weeks?"
"What about one week. You know I have to work too."
"All right. One week."
Hogwarts school of wizardry and witchcraft Headmasters office
Tic-tac tic-tac tic-tac tic-tac …
"One hundred and thirty-Two, one hundred and thirty-three, one hundred and thirty-four, one hundred and thirty-five books…"
"We are going to die. Voldemort´s a bastaaaaard AAAAAAAAND I hate my life."
"This can´t be happening. Hahahah this is just a joke. Hahaha Luna is not a spy. Hermione is with us."
Dumbledore couldn´t stand it anymore.
"BE QUIET!"
"but…"
"NOW!"
*silence*
London Apartment n. 6
Don´t panic Luna. There´s no way out now. You have crossed the line…. Oh GODS! What if U die! What if Hermione dies and I can´t save her what if…just…shut up Luna…relax.
Gaunt Manor Voldemort´s Office TIME PARANOIA
"Well then we have planned the basics, it´s enough for today. So…it´s seven o´clock evening. What would you like to do now?"
"We could …"
In the next chapter…
"Oh GOD!"
"Shit!"
"You like it?"
"What happened My Lord?"
"Two cups of café please."
"Is it you? It´s YOU!"
"Oh uh"
TO BE CONTINUED