SEQUEL TO NEJI THE CHOCOLATE MONSTER!

HERE IS THE LONG-AWAITED SEQUEL EVERYONE WAS ASKING FOR!

RATED T FOR VIOLENCE

SHIKA/SAKU/NEJI

R&R

WILL BE A SHORT STORY IF THERE ARE ANY EXTRA CHAPTERS!

WARNING: PURE CRACK CHAPTER!

Summary: Neji's Anbu teammates find out for themselves just how far Neji will go to insure that he gets his chocolate fix.

Anbu Team 10 partnered up to guard the caravan as it came within view of the village. Neji and Genma (who's secret obsession was Dango because of the sticks) were guarding the cocoa and the honey while Kakashi and Anko guarded the medics and the other caravan members.

Suddenly, a group of bandits appeared out of nowhere and attacked the caravan. Neji and the others sprang into action and began to drive the invaders away from the caravan. It was a mostly non-violent fight because the bandits were no match for the shinobi until the leader of the bandits made a grave mistake. He pelted the shinobi with chocolate and Neji managed to taste one. His eyes narrowed in anger and he spit the offending chunk of inferior chocolate out. "How dare you throw this trash at us!" He snapped angrily as his Byakugan activated.

Kakashi, Anko, and Genma watched in amused horror as Neji gentle fisted every bandit that dared show their faces to attack the caravan. "And don't come back you inferior chocolate makers! You don't deserve to look upon the majesty that is truly amazing chocolate ingredients! Your chocolate is revolting and fate has declared that you have failed at life!" He yelled angrily as he sent the last man flying behind his retreating comrades.

"Um Captain? Are you ok? You kind of lost it back there." Genma asked uneasily. Neji quit his vicious attack on the inferior chocolate and turned toward the brunette with an eerie look in his bright eyes. "I'm fine." He replied in a creepy calm voice.

"Oh my gods. I thought Sakura was joking about Neji's obsession with chocolate. Now I owe her five thousand ryo when I get home." Kakashi groaned. "Could be worse. She could have made you burn your porn collection." Anko reassured the silver haired man. Kakashi's lone eye widened in horror. "Don't joke about that Anko. She'd do it." He replied as he looked around frantically to make sure Sakura wasn't going to mysteriously appear and make his nightmare come true.

Needless to say the caravan made it back in time and the bandits didn't attack again.

I've decided to make this a short story with a few more chapters. Be sure to join Neji on his quest for amazing chocolate.

Twilight Out.