Sorry to leave ya on such a cliffhanger, so the baby's not going to be born until probably chapter four or so. Idk. So anywho. Big hand to Kudleyfan93. (I owe her big time) Also! A bit of serious news. My buddy Hawkmeister is back in school and exhausted, so…I decided to make him a character! Not a character that's him but like a character based on him! So. Just a heads up. I felt bad because he was exhausted from school. Poor dude! So here ya go Kudleyfan93 and Hawkmeister!

Mordecai kissed his date yet again, "I love you" He whispered.

Margaret giggled, "I love you too" She let out a little sigh, "I'm glad that CJ is finally taken care of"

The blue jay rubbed her back, "Me too. Now we'll just have irregular stuff happen"

She let out a laugh then looked at him, "I'm glad I snatched you up before she could get her hands on you" They shared another laugh before Mordecai's phone rang.

He answered, "Hello"?

"Dad! It's Brianna"! The robin sputtered. "Jen's in labor"

Mordecai stuttered, "Jen's in what now"!

The cardinal jumped, "Mordecai! Is everything alright"?

He spoke, "Jen went into labor"

Margaret gasped, then grabbed his hand, "LET'S GO HOME! HURRY"! She tugged his hand to the car.

The blue jay spoke, "Bri. We're coming home"

Noah heard those lines and peeped, "Uh! No! Tell Daddy and Mommy to go to the hospital"

Brianna nodded, "No! Dad. I called an ambulance! We're on our way to the hospital! Just come to the hospital"

Mordecai nodded, "Ok! We're on our way"! He hung up then turned to Margaret, "Just go to the hospital. Brianna called an ambulance" He started the car and drove as fast as he could.

Meanwhile:

Thomas pulled up to his apartment, looking for Jen's pillow, it was a large pillow meant to lay beneath her pregnant belly and comfort it. He walked to the sofa to find it, he chuckled, "There you are"! He lifted it and headed downstairs.

The moment he threw the pillow into the car, his phone was beeping. "Hang on! Don't miss the call"! He quietly shouted then picked up the phone, "Hello"?

"THOMAS ADAM CRAIG, YOU SPAWN OF SATAN"! His fiancée's voice shouted.

Thomas cringed, "Hi Sweetie"! He spoke.

Jen screamed, "DON'T YOU 'HI SWEETIE' ME! I'M IN LABOR! YOU MORON! NOW GET YOU ASS TO THE HOSPITAL BEFORE I GET OVER THERE AND TAKE YOU BY THE HORNS"!

Brianna and Noah both had their father's looks of scared on their faces. Noah hugged his sister's leg, "Now I'm not scared of Benson's yells anymore"

Brianna patted her brother's head, "You should see how Mom yells"

Thomas screamed, "THE BABY'S COMING! HOLY CRUD! HOLY CRUD! HOLY CRUD"! He hopped into the car, "I'LL BE RIGHT THERE JEN! I PROMISE"!

"YOU BET YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE RIGHT THERE"! Jen screamed then took a deep breath, "I'll see ya Tommy" She hung up.

The hospital:

The minute they got to the hospital, the paramedic led the two kids to the waiting room while Jen was wheeled off to a room. Brianna sat next to her brother, Noah whimpered, "What if Mommy gets mad and yells like Auntie Jenny"

Brianna awed, "Don't worry Noah. We'll blame it on an ambulance"

The door busted open with Mordecai and Margaret, Margaret hugged her son, "Oh my poor babies…" She then hugged Brianna, "Bri. I am so proud of you. That was a very grown up thing to do"

Mordecai ruffled up his daughter's hair, "That's my girl"

The cardinal smiled at Noah, "Aw. My little batman helped his big sister" She looked at Mordecai, "You called Rigby and Eileen? And everyone at the park"?

He nodded, "Yea. They should be here"

Benson and his family entered the room, Audrey spoke, "We came as quick as he could"

The gumball machine nodded then sighed of relief, "I'm just glad this'll be the LAST maternity leave and pregnancy at the park"

Brad and Abbey stared at Noah, "Why is he wearing a costume"? Abbey asked, tilting her head to the side.

Noah glared, "It's my batman costume! Daddy and I were suppose to play Batman"! He sent a look at Mordecai.

Brad raised an eyebrow, "You're still into superheroes"?

Noah nodded making Brad slowly smile, Brianna noticed the boy's grin and gulped, "Brad. Don't do what you're thinking of doing!"

The boy smiled, "Well tough news for you"

Brianna's eyes widened, "NO! BRAD! NO! NO! NO!"

Noah looked up into Brad's eyes, "What"?

Slowly the words made the room quiet, "Batman sucks" Brad spoke.

Noah sat in his mother's lap, in a stunned silence, his beak was parted, his eyes were wide. Margaret looked at her son, "Baby Boy? What's a matter"?

The tiny blue jay let out a piercing scream making everyone cover their ears.

Margaret and Mordecai looked at their son with alarmed expressions. "Sweetie? What's wrong"?

Noah jumped from his mother's lap, still screaming. Brad covered his ears along with Abbey, "WHY DID YOU TELL HIM THAT"!? Abbey screamed.

Brad growled, "I DIDN'T KNOW HE'D REACT LIKE THIS"!

The blue jay screamed so loud Benson and Mordecai raced to the child, Mordecai knelt down, "Buddy! What's wrong"?

Noah screamed even louder, glaring at Brad, "I HATE YOU"! He formed a fist and shot a punch right into Brad's jeans.

"AHHHHH"! Brad's hands flew to his crotch, "Ugh"! The boy fell onto the ground.

The tiny blue jay sprinted away making Margaret stand up and chase him. "Noah"!

Audrey glared, "This is suppose to be about Jen and Thomas. They're having a baby"!

Mordecai groaned, "I'll be right back! I have to get Margaret"! He ran after his son and wife.

Rigby and Muscle Man's families ran through the door, "Hey we're here"!

Eileen ran to Audrey, "How's Jen doing"?

Audrey shrugged, "I don't know. We're were here for just a few minutes then Noah punch my son in the groin"

Brad whimpered from the ground, "Ugh! Last time I ever speak about Batman"

Abbey shook her head, "I told you, you shouldn't have done that"

Brianna nodded, "Yea Brad. That was very mean. Even by your standards"

He groaned, "Ok! But nobody told me he'd have a temper tantrum"

"Really"? Brianna gave him a look, "Noah James Quintel wouldn't have a temper tantrum if you insulted Batman"

Brad nodded, "I see your point"

Margaret made a left, looking for her son, "Noah"? She called his name.

Noah heard his mommy's name, "Mommy"

The cardinal sprinted into the next hallway only to smile, "Baby Boy! There you are" She lifted him up, "Whoa! You're getting heavy" She moved his batman mask up to see his face, "Tell Mommy why you punch Brad in the groin"

"He made fun of Batman! Mommy! What was I suppose to do"? He whimpered.

Margaret giggled, "You are so Mordecai's son" She sat him down and lifted off his mask, "Noah, you know you can't go running around hitting people in the groin"

The little blue jay sighed, "Then what do I do if he makes fun of Batman again"! He looked at her with innocence in his eyes, "I hit him in the weenie because he was being one"!

Margaret hid her laugh then giggled, "Aw. Listen Baby Boy. Mommy knows you like Batman, even when you told your kindergarten teacher when you grow up you want to be Batman. But no more hitting people in the groin" He made a face making her laugh, "You're such a little Mordecai"

Noah took his mom's hand, "Let's go! Mommy"

Mordecai sprinted into the room, "Did you-Oh. You found him" He smiled, "Hey Buddy"

The smaller blue jay smiled, "Daddy"! He lifted his wings up.

He picked Noah up and they started walking back to the waiting room, "He's totally your son. He just told me that he hit Brad in the nuts because he insulted Batman"

Mordecai laughed, "He's your son. He acts just like you. He's a mini you"

The cardinal laughed, "Are you blind Diaper Boy? He's a mini Mordecai" She pointed, "He likes videogames, to play superheroes and to cause trouble"

"Causing trouble may fall in the Margaret category but anyway" They shared a laugh.

They made it back into the waiting room only to see Thomas sprinting through the doors, "Jen Smith! Or Jen Craig"! Thomas shouted at the person behind the desk.

She looked down, "Oh…we have a Jennifer Smith in room 1103" She looked back at him. "Species is raccoon"

He nodded, "That's her"! He sprinted off, "Thank you"! He down the hallway.

Marie awed, "Why didn't Uncle Tommy give me a hug"

Starla smiled, "Because Jen's having a baby" She gave her daughter a kiss, "And he wants to be right there with her"

Thomas sprinted down the hallway, "C'mon! 1101! 1102! 1103!.." He paused, "1103"! He flew the door open and ran in, completely out of breath.

Jen was in a hospital bed, whimpering in pain, "T-Thomas"!

He ran to her and grabbed her hand, still trying to catch his breath, "Yea"?

The raccoon squeezed his hand, "I'm so glad you're here! The baby's hurting me and it feels like someone's snapping every bone in my body"

Thomas nodded, kissing her hand, "It's ok! I'm right here! Just breathe"

She whimpered, "O-ok. But…we still don't have a name"

The goat sighed, "Well…I uh…" He looked at her, "Well remember Noah wasn't named until he was born.."

"No. I want to name the baby now"! Jen glared, clutching Thomas's hand.

This time Thomas whimpered, "Ok! Ok! Ok! Just stop grasping my hand too tight"!

Jen glared at him, "I can't believe you're whimpering! I'm the one pushing out the baby"!

He nodded, "S-sorry"!

The raccoon took a deep breath, "Please tell me goats don't have horns at birth"!

"Uh…well just boys. But they have stumps. Girls don't have horns at birth"

She looked at him, "Do the stumps hurt"?

Thomas gave her a look, "I'm a dude…my mom said I just took six hours"

Jen whimpered, "My mom told me…I took t-twelve hours"

"Oh boy" Thomas whispered.

An hour later:

Margaret looked at the clock, it was almost nine. She sighed, looking down at the kids. All the kids were on the floor, looking around, awkwardly not knowing what to do.

Marie looked at Noah, "Hey Abbey! Let's give Noah a makeover"!

The blonde gumball machine smiled, "Ok"! She pulled out mascara that was in her pocket.

Noah screamed then climbed into his mother's lap, "No! No! No make up"! He cried.

Margaret sighed, "Girls! Wait"! She looked around to think of something, "Uh…how bout we swap some stories about you guys being babies"?

Audrey smiled, "That's a wonderful idea Margaret.."

Abbey and Marie sat on the floor, Brianna, Brad and Noah sat next to each other while Remy and Muscle Boy sat behind Abbey and Marie.

"Who's going first"? Margaret raised an eyebrow.

Brad raised his hand, "What happened when I was a baby"?

Rigby muttered, "You were a demon-spawn"

Mordecai punched him then sighed, "Well I do remember this one time.."

Flashback:

Benson sat Brad in his playpen, he was only two years old. "Now listen. Mordecai! I need you to watch him just for a few hours! Audrey's sister broke her leg so I'm kinda in a hurry"

Mordecai laughed, "Pfft. I got this Benson. Don't worry about a thing"

"Really? What happened to my car"! Benson reminded him.

The blue jay sighed, "Alright! You got me there plus Rigby's at his family reunion. I'll be fine with the little guy"

Benson nodded, "Good! Make sure you don't kidnap him or I'll send that Bounty Hunter on you AGAIN"! He walked out the door.

Brad looked at the door, whimpering at the sight of his father leaving, "Papa"?

Mordecai got on his knees, "Hey Brad. Remember me? Mordecai"?

The little boy smiled, "Slacker"!

"Yep! He's Benson's son" He nodded, "Yea. I'm Slacker"

Brad sat back in his playpen, smiling at the bird, Mordecai smiled, "Well. You're not too bad. At least you're out of that biting phase"

The little boy looked up, "Hey Slacker! I wan to play with da pretty birdie"

Mordecai laughed, "Margaret"?

Brad smiled, that name did sound familiar. Margaret had met Brad a few times, he couldn't say Margaret but he could say 'pretty birdie'. "Yes"!

The blue jay sighed, "Sorry Little Dude. She's working…but I can call her" He picked up his phone and dialed her number.

Brad smiled at Mordecai as the voice came on the phone, "Hello"?

"Hey Margaret" The blue jay smiled.

Margaret nearly blushed and grinned at the sound of his voice, "OH! Mordecai! Hi!…last night was fun" She spoke, referring to the night prior, they'd gone out for sushi with Rigby and Eileen.

"Yea. You can really handle those chopsticks" Mordecai suddenly blushed. It was a dirty joke. He'd told Margaret, a horrible dirty joke.

Instead of hearing her scoff of disgust, he heard laughter, "Hehe! Well I did learn from Diaper Boy. Who was like Jackie Chan"

Brad was becoming impatient, he wanted to talk to the pretty bird, not hear Mordecai talk to her. He waved his hand, "Slacker! Slacker"!

The blue jay stood up, turning his back to the toddler, hoping Margaret wouldn't hear the toddler calling him slacker.

"Who is that"? Margaret asked, "Did Benson get turned into a baby"?

Mordecai laughed, "No. I'm babysitting"

Margaret awed a little bit, "How cute. It's Brad huh"?

Brad glared at the taller figure, "SLACKER"! He glared then saw Mordecai's tail-feathers. He smiled, "This'll get your attention" He grabbed the feather and yanked as hard as he could.

The tail-feather fell to the ground, the thing Brad didn't know about birds was, if you pulled of their tail-feathers, it'll bleed. The little boy gasped, Mordecai was bleeding.

Mordecai whimpered, "Margaret! I'll call you back"! He hung up then pressed his hand against his tail-feathers. Then looked at his fingers, they'd turn purple. His eyes widened as he turned to see Brad holding his tail-feather, "BRAD"!

"I wanna talk to pretty birdie Slacker"! He pouted.

The kids were rolling around, laughing. Brad smiled to himself, "Hah! I told you Mordecai"!

Brianna giggled, "Hehe. Daddy! You're silly"!

Noah raised his hand, "Me! Me"!

Margaret smiled, "Yes Baby Boy"?

The blue jay smiled, "What was my first Halloween like"?

Rigby raised his hand, "I can answered that"

Jen whimpered, "Oh god! This poor baby is ripping it's even more poorer mother apart"!

Thomas patted her hand, "Breathe! Breathe"!

She whimpered, "AHHH"! She looked at Thomas, "Thomas! I love you so much"!

He kissed her cheek, "I love you too Jen"

The nurse walked over and checked her contractions, "Just a few more hours Ms. Smith"

While Rigby was telling the story of Mordecai fighting a witch that'd curse his son, Benson looked over to see his daughter, giggling and smiling at her phone. Marie was looking at her with a shocked face.

He stood up and walked over to his daughter, "Abbey"?

The gumball machine looked up, since she'd grown, she turned from light red to a dark pink for a body. She had purple gumballs like her father only to have her blonde hair down and long.

"Y-yes Dad" She answered.

Benson looked over, "Who are you texting"?

Abbey blushed a dark red, "N-nobody"

Marie spoke, "She was texting David Carmichael"!

The gumball machine glared at her best friend, "Marie"!

"I just say what's on my mind" She crossed her arms over her chest, "I'm just real like that"

Benson swiped the phone and looked over her texts. "Why does he call you Blondie"! He asked a little angered.

She looked at her feet, "Be-because I call him Gumwad"

Benson looked down at the phone, he could see very well that Abbey had a crush on this boy. With all the smiley faces and cute jokes. "Abbey. Who is this boy"?

Abbey blushed, "I…I.." She looked down, "he's in my class. He's a gumball machine" She showed her father a picture.

He was a dark blue gumball machine with brown hair draping in front of his face, wearing a black beanie and black shirt with jeans.

"Ok. But I better not see this David fella in your room" Benson spoke.

Abbey blushed, "DADDD"! She turned bright red.

Marie giggled, "Hah! He showed you"!

Noah sat in his mother's lap, "Mommy. I wanna see the baby"

The cardinal smiled, "We all do. But a nurse said that Jen might not be having the baby for a few hours"

"But I wanna be the first one to see the baby" Noah whimpered.

Mordecai ruffled up his hair, "Well Thomas is technically the first guy to see the baby"

Brianna raised her hand, "Can I get a story"?

Brad turned to her, "You're adopted! Nobody has a birth story for you"! He started laughing, "Really? Nobody here remembers or even thinks of your birth"

The robin felt hurt, it was true Mordecai was her father but she didn't have a birth story. Nobody knew about her birth, only Daphne knew. Tears filled up her eyes, she glared, "I HATE YOU BRAD"! She ran off.

Margaret awed, "BRIANNA" She sighed, "Dammit! That's the second kid"! She got up and ran after her daughter.

Mordecai chased after her, "Bri"!

Oh great! They lost both their kids today. Noah punched Brad in the nuts for insulting Batman. Smart! Jen's in a lot of pain. Thomas is scared. Noah wants to see the baby first. Hm…Abbey has a crush on someone! PS DAVID WILL BE IN THE SEQUEL JUST NOT A BIG CHARACTER. And don't worry. I have a lot of people that asked to be in the sequel like mr234scott, he'll be in here and go check out his work! Anyway. I hope I get some reviews! They make me happy!

-Ryan's out