-1 The Plan for Hinata Hyuga
A/N: I am so glad that people are actually liking this story, it is so totally giving me enough motivation to write another, hopefully good, chapter.
Disclaimer: No own, what is even a disclaimer's use? Can anyone tell me this?
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Chapter 3: Totally Out of Here!
I had made my decision, and it seemed to stun the advisor. That was probably due to the fact that I cut him off of his boring as hell speech and lecture on the benefits and blah, blahitty, blah. The look I got on his face was totally priceless however. The advisor kept trying to open his mouth to say something, probably to reprimand me on my rash action, but kept on closing his mouth a second later. He looked like a fish!
Anyways, the elderly guy did have the ability to speak. He even said this, "Okay, Konoha it is then. I am pretty sure you do not want to change your mind, its even written in your chakra. Well, then, I guess I should set up the paperwork. On your way out is the directions, you will be traveling with your chuunin proctor." I then heard him walking away, muttering, "God forsaken paperwork, how I despise thee."
Well, I then left and went through the door behind me, leaving behind Mister Fishface. The proctor then stood up and beckoned for me to follow. "Hurry up, kid. We are going to be late for the ride out." She then sprinted out in that odd ninja sprint.
"Great, now we have a time limit to leave here. Well, at least I get to leave faster. Time to get my scrolls, bedrolls, more scrolls, my special kunai, a voodoo doll of Raimunai, the local bully, and..." I said all of this as I teleported to my house and started to pack my bags. You have to admit, teleportation is the awesomest jutsu ever. If anyone says otherwise, they have some freakin' issues. Or they hate teleporting.
-Scene Change-
"Hurry up, kid. We have to leave eventually. We have about twenty minutes left to make the trip, or else we are going to have to walk." Yelled the chuunin proctor, whose name apparently was Kara, but I have learned the ultimate, most useful ninja technique ever, total ignorance of my surroundings.
"I am coming already, god do you have to yell so loud? Why can't we just teleport there instead? The Raikage could just set up a long-distance teleport symbol, I should know, I can do a smaller version." I think that statement held some bragging but she seemed to understand that we should not even have to make a supposed trip. Teleportation once again is freakin' sweet.
"You know, that is faster, kid. We can just schedule an appointment for about six years from now, then have to wait for the Kage to get enough time to actually make the symbol. That is so much faster." Her speech was laced with a form of verbal venom, mixed with extreme sarcasm and added with a slight hint of that annoying 'kid' thing she does. That together is mixed for the great taste of 'Wow, that was the stupidest idea ever.'
"Fine, I can make a faster appointment, teleport past the guards into the Raikage office, and just use the premade symbol on the floor, it's to be used for extreme emergencies." This was probably the fastest plan, so before Kara could even retort about the extreme crimes involved in my scheme, I teleported us. Teleportation saves the day, again.
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I leaned around the office corner to hear the assistants saying stuff similar to this, "Welcome to the godforsaken Raikage's office, where we get one hour off in about twenty years. May you have the worst possible day in your insignificant life, good day." Wow, that was just straight cruelty in the name of the verbal language.
However, before I could go around the corner and beat the living life out of that assistant, Kara grabbed me and led me forcefully around another corner. "We need to at least be silent if we are going to do this. No killing the assistants, it would only serve to brighten their day." That made absolutely no sense at all to me, but she then jumped around another corner, silently.
I followed, and before long, we came to an intersection. "The left leads to the main office, the right leads to the private quarters. Trust me, the portal we want is in the private quarters, or else we will probably get our butts handed to us in rice containers." We went to the right, evaded the most dangerous obstacle in our path, a sleeping guard, and then stopped right at the door to the private quarters.
"Why are we stopping? We can just open the door and go through, can't we, kid?" She asked, wondering probably why I stopped.
"If we open the door, every alarm will go off as a security measure. The door detects chakra, and is set to only allow the current Raikage and his family. We have to go around it, through the wall." The 'through the wall' part made Kara have the look of a curious five-year-old. "Yes, through the wall using chakra."
I grabbed Kara's hand, and let chakra flow through every molecule in our bodies, it tickled slightly. I walked, well kind of fell due to the carpet, through the wall. Kara followed, acting all like she did all of that, jumping up and down saying, "I can go through walls, what now, kid?"
"The portal is right there, under the bed. Just pick up the bed, move it to a side and step on the portal, not that difficult. I can set the destination to as far as fifteen miles outside of Konoha." We quickly grabbed the bed and moved it about sixteen inches to the left.
We stepped onto the portal and I started to initiate the symbols in the order to send us about fifteen miles outside of Konoha. "Here we go, to Konoha!"
A bright flash of white light enveloped us from the feet first, then moving up to our neck. The flash then quickly spread out, covering up our entire bodies. Then we started to get dragged through the floor, the last step to Konoha.
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Ouch was exactly the word to express the teleportation experience of having every molecule in your body being transferred slowly to another place. Sadly, extreme pain and discomfort described the fall from being teleported about twenty feet in the air above a forest outside of Konoha.
We fell about ten feet before I grabbed hold of a feeble branch, which then immediately broke, causing my fall to be even worse. I was then flipping in circles in the air, then the worst part came in the fall. I fell on top of Kara, in about the most discomforting position one can possibly imagine.
"Oh. My. God. I. Am. So. Dead." I muttered out in between waves of embarrassment. I could tell my entire face was blushed, because I had nearly no blood left in any other part of my arms.
"Perverted genin! Get the hell off of me!" Kara then seemed to explode with chakra as she punched me a literal sixty feet, going through about six trees in the process. It happened so fast that when I stopped flying, then all the shards of wood came down, killing a snake in the process.
Well besides that, I was totally fine. As an added bonus, the punch knocked me to the point where I was on a road that led straight to Konoha. "Such is the belief in karma. My bad luck seems to have turned around. Kara, get over here, we have some walking to do."
She quickly jumped to the point beside me, apparently seeming to have forcefully forgotten the previous moment, now that she could finally lead me to and leave me at Konoha. "Then let's go, Kail."
"You said my name, not kid. Oh my god, it's a miracle!" That outburst incited another punch from the now angered Kara. Well this was going to be a joyful trip.
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After suffering from a multitude of blows that would normally have taken out a normal child the age of twelve, we had finally arrived at the gates of Konoha. It was complete with even the whole average mass of guards surrounding the entrance.
We approached, earning a groan from one of the not-so-happy guards. "State your names and business please. We need to then have confirmation from the list." He pointed at a list of a multitude of names from random important people.
"This is Kail Kazerai, he is to be joining one of the local ninja groups. I am Kara Namakura, a chuunin from the Village Hidden in the Clouds." Stated Kara, apparently surprising the guards.
"Y-y-you two are the envoys from the village? W-we haven't heard from your village in a while. You may pass." The two shocked guards then opened the overly large, and inefficient, gate.
It was a spoken truth that our village in the clouds had not had any recent contact with the other main villages in about the past fifty-seven years. That was mostly due to the first Kages believing that the village should be separated, both physically and mentally. Thus the village was held floating in the sky from a freakishly powerful, and sadly permanent, jutsu.
My father was one of the Raikages the decided that the village should remain unattached from the war torn lands below. Thus sealing me and many others in one of the most boring villages the world has ever seen. For this, I despise my father, and welcomed his death at the hands of a warrior who fought to unseal the village, the most recent Raikage, Morazano Kamomichi.
But anyways, before we delve into secrets that should not be revealed to the minds of any average mortal, let us get back to the main events, the village.
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Konohagakure has got to be the most mazelike village the world has ever seen, even compared to the mythical city of New York. Yes, we all know it exists somewhere, along with the sunken city of New Orleans. Atlantis can go commit suicide somewhere else.
The shops were in nearly no particular order. I had been left for dead in the middle of the village, no thanks to Kara who just said she had some paperwork business to do in the village with the Hokage. I had trouble even finding the housing districts.
"Where is a freakin' map when you need it?" This, however, did get an actual response, although it was from some pink-haired girl with an overly huge forehead.
"Are you from around here, kid?" Great, just what I need, another Kara. However, when she turned around, she totally changed her act.
"Oh, I am totally sorry for acting like that! Uh, is there somewhere you need to go, I live here so, I can probably give you a tour or something. Well…" It apparently took incredible ability to be able to say that, because her speech flew by at about the speed of mach three.
"Uh, can you please direct me to… I guess a map please. Oh, and the name's Kail, I am from the Village Hidden in the Clouds." This got another response. She just stood there, apparently knowing the whole fact about the disconnection of the villages.
"The name is S-S-Sakura Haruno, the maps are over here, follow me." She grabbed my hand hastily and this was my chance to find out all the information about this place at once. I used a slight amount of chakra to establish a tie between our minds.
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My entire vision blacked out as normal with this jutsu. The vision was replaced with a room filled with about six rooms, each for a different section of her thoughts. Sadly, while I was in here, I was getting bombarded with her sonic-speed thoughts.
Most of them followed this pattern. "Oh my god, he's as hot as Sasuke, or maybe hotter, but that is impossible. He cannot be near as strong, but he also has that mysterious past thing going on…" Blah blah blah, wait, she thinks I'm hot. You have got to be kidding me, this is the most awesome village ever! I love this place.
Anyways, I entered the General Information Room. Then the thoughts were replaced with an overload of information about the village, its inhabitants, the teams, a ninja by the name of Naruto Uzumaki, and other info that may be crucial in the future.
Then I cut the jutsu as I was pulled to reality by the Haruno girl noting that I was using a jutsu.
"Wow, you are an actual ninja. You used a high-level jutsu to get into my mind. I think I might start to like you, Kail Kazerai." Wait, I never stated my last name, she must of entered my thoughts too.
"As are you, Sakura. I am starting to like this village a lot more now. Thanks to you." I tried to follow this up to look her dramatically in the eyes. It worked, she fell over in shock that I looked at her.
Wow, this village is awesome, now what is next on my agenda? Oh, yeah. "The teammates."
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A/N: This chapter seemed a little slow, yet it was necessary to have Kail get to Konoha and learn about a few of the villagers. Oh, and this is before the timeskip, and Sasuke has not yet left. But, god I am so glad he will leave, I hate his actions so much. But yeah, this story might be longer than I thought.
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