The Plan for Hinata Hyuga
A/N: I am so sorry that I haven't updated in about a week or so, but I had to definitely come up the whole axis point of the story. So have fun reading, if you like to, and a few of you may like the new storyline for Naruto!
Disclaimer: -Insert generic 'I do not own' statement-
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Chapter Four: Team Eight
As I continued to walk down the seemingly never-ending walkways and endless streets, I noticed a few characters that had started to act weird. Most notably the girls.
Regrettably, I walked past a certain ninja student named Sasuke Uchiha, and while a flood of girls were attempting to flirt with him. Then, as I muttered a small "Hello," to Sasuke to see if he cared, the girls looked at me.
"Oh-my-god, he-is-so-freakin'-hot, like Sasuke-kun!" Oh no, when the fan girls start to mash words together to discribe you, it is definitely time to flee. I can truthfully state that if one were hovering overhead, the chase of the fan girls would look like a parade led by a power-sprinting cloud ninja.
Thankfully, I was pulled around an unnoticeable street corner by a certain Hyuga heiress. That definitely saved my life from a death at the hands of rivaling fan girls.
"Hello. May I request what your name is?" I asked, even though I already knew it from the reaches of the Sakura Haruno memory bank.
"Hinata Hyuga. And you are Kail Kazerai, from Kumogakure?" Replied Hinata, not even flinching at my admittably beautiful looks. I have got to find out why that is.
"Yes, did Sakura speak of me?"
"No, I assumed it from the mass of fan girls screaming that. Sakura was one of them though…" Still no flinching or anything.
"Thank you though for saving me, Hinata, and how did you know I'm from Kumo-" Then I was interrupted by an annoying voice that I was going to have to get accustomed to.
"Kid, that's where you are! I've been looking everywhere, except for the shopping mall you would probably not be caught dead there… Wait, whose your girlfriend?" That bombshell was dropped thanks to the blunt and annoying tongue of Kara.
At the same moment as that bomb was dropped, both me and Hinata blushed, and several fan girls fell over dead somewhere.
Then both me and Hinata screamed, "She is not my girlfriend!" and "H-He is n-not my b-boy…" She couldn't even finish the word before Kara ripped me away and teleported me to the local Hokage office.
-Scene Change as Kail is yelling in outrage-
"Who the hell do you think you are?" Well that definitely did not fit the area.
"I, sir, am the Hokage, and I have to place you on a team. Which team do you suggest, Kara?" Said the local Kage, Sarutobi. I had still known who it was even when I was in the Cloud village, but I had heard there was a fourth Hokage. Well there is a question.
"I, kind master Hokage, suggest Team Four, the one with the kid whose specialty is to spit at people. Or Team Two, with the kid who turns into a shopping mall, complete with the greeters." Kara so nicely suggested with a devilish smile gracing her lips. 'Oh hell no, lady of the demonic spawn,' was pretty much the thought on my mind.
"Kara, I guess I should put him on either Team Seven, to balance out the useless Haruno girl, or Team Gai, to be able to bond with Rock Lee, we all know his personality is infectious." There was no way these people could be this mean to any one. 'I should have stayed in Kumogakure.' This obviously was an evil suggestions contest, including the minds of even assistants and random various ninjas that stood outside the door to the office.
"Kara, Ebiki, although I respect your opinions, I shall place him on Team Eight, to balance the team's tracking abilities. They definitely need the strength." Sarutobi stated, condemning me to my fate on a team. I wonder who is on that team.
"Here is your papers, Kazerai. Meet your new team outside of this address." A random assistant spoke, handing me official papers stating that I legally exist. "Now begone!" Blam, I was thrown straight through a wall by the assistant, with the help of Kara.
I hate them all.
-Scene Change-
Well after the painful landing on the roof of the ramen place, I fell over on to the ground.
"Ow, why does everyone seem to agree on the same respects of me. It is always a question whether to be mean or to think I am totally hot." I stated, speaking the truth of everyone except the Hyuga girl.
"Hi! I'm Naruto Uzumaki, the next Hokage of the Leaf Village! Believe it!" I looked upwards to see a hopelessly optimistic blonde-haired ninja talking to me.
"Like I care if a person is a Kage, its only a mere title, not a gauge of strength or their heart. If you want to be a Kage, you have to have enough respect of everyone and the ability to help others. I have to go somewhere." I said, stating my opinion about the weird kid. If he was the Hokage, I would flee the planet.
"Quite the philosophical one, aren't we?" I got up from my hit on the ground to see the infamous Copy ninja Hatake Kakashi. The whole world of ninjas over knew who he was, a gifted ninja who was transplanted the sharingan from his teammate, Obito Uchiha, thus granting him an incredible gift that allowed him to learn over a thousand powerful jutsus. I then started to shrug and walk away, however Kakashi held me back.
"Leave me alone, I have to go somewhere to meet my new team." I stated, yet he did not loosen his grip. He then looked at me, noting something that I obviously could not see.
"So you are the new kid on Team Eight, I hope you like meeting your new friends." He then let go, motioning me to leave. That was incredibly weird, but atleast I'm going somewhere with the residents.
Well, I would be going somewhere if a certain hyperactive ninja started bombarding me with questions. "So you are the new kid? Where are you from? Do you know any cool jutsu? Can you even fight to defend yourself?" This kid was slightly annoying, but his overwhelming happiness was infectious.
"I'll answer your bombardment later if you can find me this address." I held out the little sheet of paper to show him and Naruto took off at a freakish speed towards its destination, screaming something about me following. Oh well.
-Scene Change-
We had to turn about four hundred street corners before Naruto realized where it actually was, we even knocked over a certain Hayate Gekko as he went about the streets. I uttered a quick, "Sorry," and then went by in a blur.
"Here you are, um, what's your name anyways?" Naruto asked with a goofy grin on his face. He looked so weird that I had to reply strangely.
"Ask Sakura, she won't forget it." I used a smile that matched his, and we both joined in laughing.
"Ahem, Kail come forward. You shall now meet the team." I turned around to see we had reached the destination stated on the paper, and that was obvious due to the specific message this new lady had given me. I said bye to Naruto and walked forward into the small house.
We walked through several rooms to reach the right one. It was incredibly dark so I could not see anything beforehand. Then the door behind me shut suddenly and the lights came on. Three ninjas were sitting in varied places around the room.
"Hi, Kail." I turned to see Hinata sitting in a chair waving at me. She was on my team, along with two other people that I recognized from Sakura's memory as Kiba Inuzuka and Shino Aburame.
"You know this guy Hinata, he sure looks like a pretty boy like that Sasuke." I turned to see the Inuzuka boy glaring daggers at me. Not a nice start to a friendship, more like a start to a rivalry.
"Hmm..." Was all that Shino said.
"Does he speak often, or is he shy?" I pointed at the Aburame.
"I am not shy. You are not worthy of my words." That was the nicest reply ever, wasn't it people?
"Lady Kurenai, do we have to have a pretty boy who probably can't even fight on our team?" Kiba kind of pleaded to Kurenai, who just had a look of 'don't bring me into this' on her face.
"I will show you fighting, dog-boy. BRING IT ON!" I yelled, challenging him to a match.
"Stop f-fighting you t-two! Kiba, Kail, stop it r-right now!" We looked at Hinata, who had started to stutter in the presence of our fight.
"Shut up, we will finish this ourselves!" I heard Kiba say.
-Scene Change-
After we attempted to exit the room about four times to start our fight, we realized we could not escape, the room was inpenatrable.
"Hey, Hinata, can you help me try to break this wall down?" Kiba said, apparently needing some help to get out.
"Shino, can you try to find an exit out of the room?" I asked, not even having a clue what he could do, Sakura apparently had no information on that either.
Shino carefully replied with his trademark, "Hmm." He then proceeded to send out insects across the room to find an exit.
"Insects? Oh-my-god die you evil bugs!" I then remembered of my fear of all insects, even butterflies and ladybugs, and tried to smash the bugs coming towards me.
"Your afraid of a little bug, hah pretty boy!" Kiba then proceeded to laugh his head off.
"Why do you keep calling me pretty, Kiba? Do you think I'm hot?" This was war Kiba, remember that.
Kiba then ran straight through the wall attempting to throw up at the thought of that. Success was imminent. We had escaped due to my ploy.
"Well done, new team. You passed the test of escaping the house. However, the front door was open, you didn't have to break the wall down." We turned, except Kiba who was busy emptying his bowels on the ground, to face Kurenai, who was counting the minutes it took for us to get out. "Thirteen minutes and seven seconds, very good team."
"It was all thanks to Kiba, he did most of the breaking." I then grinned and looked at Kiba who then ran over and tried to punch me in the stomach, I dodged easily and countered with a kick to the stomach, causing him to throw up again.
"Having slight problem keeping your food in, Kiba?" I then laughed, again.
"Well, I can see this team is going to have slight problems in being friendly. This is going to take a while." I heard Kurenai mutter as she walked away.
"Hey, Kail, would you like to, umm, walk with me?" I turned to hear those words come from Hinata, who was suddenly having problems speaking her thoughts.
"Sure, where are we going?"
"Somewhere else." She then blushed a little and we laughed.
-Scene Change-
As we walked away and up to the top of the Hokage monument, neither me nor Hinata said anything. I was too busy trying to memorize the paths we took to reach here. Then Hinata stopped, and I almost ran into her.
"Why are we stopping?" I asked, rubbing my head from when I fell climbing up the mountain.
"This is the place I stop to admire the stars, the top of the monument." We actually had made it up the large mountain in about an hour with out sprinting or anything faster than a walk.
"I brought some food that I got from a store on the way here if you would like. There is a couple of rice balls too." I offered, but Hinata only sat down and stared at the stars.
"No thank you, I would like to tell you something important that I felt I could only share with you." She spoke, still looking up at the sky.
"Okay, but why not your other friends?" This is a question I held on my mind for a while now.
"I feel that they barely pay attention to me, they know that I exist, but they don't care as much as you seem to do. This is why I feel calm and collected around you, I can voice my opinion and feel that it is respected." Hinata spoke, a small tear flowing down her beautiful face, wait I just called her beautiful, she's just a friend!
"So that is the reason, oh and the light reflecting off of your skin shows a tear." Whoops, that was definitely misplaced in my thoughts.
"Oh, I'm sorry that I am crying, it's just that I've never spoke my mind before. I wanted to tell you that I like Naruto, but he doesn't realize it." She said, wiping away her tear in the process.
"You like Naruto, but can't you just tell him?" Another question with probably the most obvious answer ever.
"It is never that simple, I stutter and forget things when I talk to him, but I like him. It makes no sense whatsoever." Hinata said.
"I know what to do, I have a plan, a challenge too." I suddenly thought up a plan for a certain Hinata Hyuga, and to see if Naruto shares the same feelings.
"Really, thank you Kail, now my life is in your debt!" She suddenly exclaimed, and then she hugged me.
"Umm, y-your w-welcome? C-can you let g-go, please?" She let go, blushed, then we laughed, and somewhere in the world, a devilish plot was made to ensure the love of one shy Hyuga heiress.
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A/N: I found this chapter a little boring and slow so yeah. But anyways it was also necessary and I can not wait until their plot begins, and their first mission. Oh, and a little fact is that certain characters that died in the normal storyline may live in my story, suggest who you would like to have live, and it has a high chance of happening. I have a certain gender confused ice ninja in mind...
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