-1The Plan for Hinata Hyuga
A/N: I'm sorry for this having lack of romance between Naruto and Hinata, but this chapter and the next are going to reinforce that mostly. Kail will start to realize something that has been in front of his face the whole time, and then more major events will occur. Have fun reading the new chapter! It will be better hopefully…
Disclaimer: Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto, which is not me.
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Chapter Eleven: One Month
As I rushed to the hospital, I realized something incredibly important that I should've brought. Naruto. 'If he saw her in this condition, it might help our situation here.' Oh well, I had already broke the door to the hospital down, bursting in with a load of flowers that I bought from the Yamanaka shop.
"Where is the room with Hinata Hyuga?" The desk receptionist lady just pointed to a square on the wall that said '1408'. "When did this place get fourteen floors? Oh yeah, this is a ninja village."
I teleported up to the fourteenth floor to check in on Hinata. The sign on the door said 'No visitors currently' but to hell with that. I gently opened the door after destroying the sign and saw exactly what I didn't want to. Hinata was in a small room, with a respirator assisting her with breathing, as well as some other machine thing that was supposedly doing something. "Hinata?"
I saw her eyes open, which was a little frightening because they were still in Byakugan mode, and she muttered something. "Kail, it says no visitors." She pointed at the remains of the sign, which I had skillfully left on the door handle. She then looked at the flowers and stared at me.
"Um, Hinata, can you please deactivate the Byakugan? It's a little creepy, and I brought you flowers to give this room some color. Geez, the rooms in here make the people want to die…" I put the vibrant flowers in a small pot in the windowsill, and looked outside to see Lee, Ino, Sakura, and a nurse yelling at each other.
"Oh, I'm s-sorry." She deactivated the Byakugan and looked at me with those lavender eyes of hers. "Tell me, did Naruto win his match? Did you win yours too?"
"Yes Naruto won against Kiba, I also heard that Kiba will not be smelling the flowers anytime soon. I also won, but it was boring and uneventful, nothing anyone will remember. Should I continue with the plan?" The plan was supposed to involve her being kidnapped by Shiro, but in her condition that was impossible.
"Yes, we can continue, but it has to be done in another way, though. I have to act like I'm asleep before the psychotic nurses come in, they think I'm going to die, but that won't happen. Especially not with healing medicine that I bought for these occasions…" She smiled, then coughed a little, and motioned me to get out of here.
"Okay Hinata, I'll leave soon so you can fool the nurses. I have an idea anyways." Hinata put on a questioning look and then motioned for me to spill the idea. "Nah, I will tell you tomorrow."
I headed home, where Naruto was. 'This is going to be so awesome, and simple, that Naruto is going to freak out when he finds out it's me!'
-Scene Change-
As I closed the doors, gently, it was already midnight. Naruto was asleep, so I had all the time in the world to perfect the plan. 'Let's get to work shall we?'
I spent about an hour working on a crucial jutsu until I had it, and now the plan could go on. 'Now all we need is Naruto.' I started to cook some leftover ramen, and sure enough, there was Naruto in the hallway.
'Imitation Jutsu!' Smoke popped up from around me, and sure enough it worked. I was a living version of Hinata.
"-Yawn- When did you learn to make Ramen, Kail? Wait, your not Kail, your Hinata!" He held up a nearby lamp defensively, looking like a total idiot in the process.
'Time to test if I got the voice right!' I turned to look at Naruto. "U-uh hi Naruto. I c-came to t-talk to you." Stuttering is so like Hinata, especially since I have seen her talking to Naruto. Trust me, that is like a Hinata stutter-fest.
"Talk to me, about what?" He bit the lure on the hook. Time to reel him in!
"A-about something I h-had wanted to t-tell you s-since the Academy." I let the words sink in, which was obvious by the emotions shown on his face, which stopped at utter perplexity. I also began to poke my two index fingers together nervously, like Hinata does nearly every time she talks. "I l-love you, N-Naruto."
"HUH?! Seriously, why have you never hinted at that, then?" Wow, he is totally oblivious. "Besides, doesn't Kail like you?" 'NO I DO NOT!' "Are you sure that you love me?"
Then the jutsu took the perfect time to crack up on me. "Yes I am-." 'Oh no, the jutsu stopped, the voice isn't right!' "Uh, b-bye N-Naruto!" Before the body could revert, I fled out the nearest window.
'At least now plan part one is complete. Now all I have to do is walk in and ask him stuff.' I walked back in through the front door. "Hey Naruto, why did Hinata just jump out our window?" I shook my hand in front of his face, but there was no response. "Are you dead Naruto? If so, will your spirit at least tell me that you died from choking on ramen?" It was true, everyone in the village believed that would be the cause of his death.
Then, his eye suddenly twitched. "Uh-huh! What are you saying Kail? Yes, I like ramen!" Yep, he had lost it. I smacked him across the face, although it was only lightly. "Oh, Kail you will never believe it! Hinata just told me that she loves me!"
"So, how do you respond? Is it a 'I have waited for my moment in all of my life,' or was it a 'HUH?!' Which one was it?" His face went a little droopy. "You said huh, didn't you?" He nodded, followed by me sighing. "What is your true opinion on your emotions and perspective of Hinata?" 'Hey, I sound like a psychiatrist!'
"I thought I liked Sakura, but now I'm not quite sure of anything. I think I like Hinata, and I mean like-like, not just 'we're best friends forever' sort of like." At least he likes Hinata, I think. "I have to talk to her, do you know where she is, seeing as how your always with her?"
"I AM NOT ALWAYS WITH HER! Oh, and she's in the hospital right now." Big mistake right there, now he knows it wasn't her that just jumped through a window.
"Wait, she just jumped out a window, and she's in the hospital? Either she can teleport like you, or something's not right here." He looked at me interrogatively. "Did you impersonate Hinata?"
"Perhaps, or perhaps not. You'll never catch me, for I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN!" I dropped a smoke bomb and teleported to my room.
'Tomorrow, I'll tell Hinata that he likes her. At least I think so, and that he isn't very smart.' Then I awaited the next day.
-Scene Change-
After I nearly killed the receptionist, again, I headed back up to Hinata's room. I opened the door to find that she wasn't there. 'Where else could she be? I'll ask the lucky receptionist again!'
After heading back down the fourteen flights of stairs, I found the receptionist again, knocking over her coffee in the process. "Where is Hinata now, ma'am?"
"I believe she departed about an hour ago. Sorry." SHE DIED? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
"SHE DIED?!" The receptionist spit out her coffee.
"No dear, she didn't die. She left, after she miraculously recovered from having her heart in near-destroyed status. I think she went back to the main house of the Hyuga clan." I waved and fled again, towards the Hyuga house.
"At least he didn't destroy anything this time…" Those few words from the receptionist definitely jinxed her day for then, Sakura and Ino came in. "This is going to be a long day."
-Scene Change-
Finding the main house wasn't very hard. A giant house that takes up fifteen blocks of the village, complete with an arena, a pool, and a giant training bag in the shape of Sasuke, isn't exactly the most obscure area in the world.
All I had to do was knock on the door, so I did. "Is Hinata there?" Then the door creaked open, revealing not Hinata, but Neji.
"I'm sorry, but it is no longer in your destiny to be seeing Hinata today. Bye, lover-boy." He attempted to slam the door in my face, but I stopped it with my foot.
"I'm also sorry Neji, but a hopeless main house wannabe like you doesn't even deserve a destiny." I then punched his lights out, and walked straight on into the house.
I eventually found Hinata's room after several attacks by Byakugan-wielding Hyuga people. Hanabi actually swiped my feet out from under me, then attempted to break my face with an elbow. I barely dodged, then fled as fast as I could.
"Hey Hinata, can you open the door before I am in the hospital? Your siblings are trying to kill me out here!" The door creaked open a little and there was Hinata.
"W-why are y-you in the main house? W-whatever just hurry in." I quick obliged and followed her into her room. Her room was beautiful, and filled with an overload of plushies, one was of a Naruto who was wielding a kunai.
"I came her to tell you some good news! I impersonated you and told Naruto about your love for him, then asked him later about his answer. He said he liked you, more than best friends." Hinata dropped a plushie, with her mouth open in a little 'O'. "Oh, and I think Neji is unconscious… I had nothing to do with it." I crossed my arms defensively, and we laughed. Then, after nearly being out of air for about a minute, Hinata spoke up.
"Y-you I-impersonated me? Um, he said that h-he liked m-me?" I nodded and she nearly exploded in a frenzy of utter happiness. "OH MY GOD, HE LIKES ME! FINALLY, MY LOVE IS REALIZED, despite the fact it took a man to impersonate me and confess my love." That was then followed by the neighbors chunking a shoe at her window, telling her to be quite since they were watching a good Jackie Chan movie. 'Sure you are, we all know those are only myths.'
"Calm down Hinata. If you got any happier, the sun would start to smile at us. Trust me, that would be a little creepy." We both laughed, then she said something.
"Wait, this means I can ask him out, right?" I hadn't thought about that, maybe we should get some better confirmation from Naruto.
"We should probably make sure, or you should. I'm sort of getting tired from having to enact everything." I sighed to emphasize my point.
She looked at the ceiling for a second, apparently thinking about something. "I should confess, for real this time. Maybe then it would work, but we need to make it seem like it's not just you again."
"I'll follow along then. Let's go, Naruto is probably at the training grounds." We opened the window, mostly because I didn't want to be pummeled by six-year olds again, and jumped out.
-Scene Change-
Luckily, Naruto was still at the training fields, and we found him. "Hinata, he's over there! HEY NARUTO!" He looked up at me and I waved.
"Uh, hi Kail. Whatcha doing?" Then Hinata landed next to me, and then flipped her hair out of her face. "Hi Hinata, I didn't know you got out of the hospital already!"
"Your turn to say it, Hinata." That got Naruto confused, he looked like he had no clue what I meant.
"Um, what are you guys doing? Did you want to train, or is it something else?" Poor Naruto, he never has a clue what is going on outside of his life.
Hinata took the time to speak up, although it was in stutter mode, as I like to call it. "Uh, N-Naruto, I wanted to t-tell you t-that everything Kail s-said to you is t-true." Here it comes, the confession! "I l-love you, Naruto."
Then Naruto took the perfect time to faint. "You know, for a ninja he isn't very good at what we are supposed to know. He fainted at the sight of love, geez… Great mood killer he is." That earned me a slap to the back of the head. We took Naruto home.
-Scene Change, again-
It took Naruto four and a half hours to wake up from his fainting spell. Meanwhile, we took to seeing how close to his head we could throw shuriken without killing him. I got a record of five millimeters, shaving off some of his bright hair in the process.
"Wow Kail, t-that's a new r-record!" Somehow, both me and Hinata had forgotten that the object we were throwing at was Naruto. However, when he woke up, he definitely woke up.
"Hey guys-. HOLY GOD!" He barely dodged my shuriken. "What happened, and when did you start throwing objects at me?"
"About five hours ago, and trust me, this is fun. I bet this would be even funnier with Kiba or Shino, especially with Shikamaru." I could just imagine having the 'troublesome' guy sitting there yelling out 'What a drag' while we threw stuff at him. "Oh, and Hinata told you she loves you, and then you passed out. So we brought you home!"
Naruto almost fainted again when I said Hinata loved him, but a shuriken flying at him told him to stay awake for fear of death. "H-Hinata? You l-love me?!" She went forward and hugged him.
"Do y-you love m-me too?" Naruto nodded, much to my surprise. Then the scariest thing happened, they kissed. Then I fainted. 'Why do these things always happen to me?'
-Scene Change-
When I awoke, I was in a sewer with a large cage. 'Not again.' The demonic face appeared within the cage and it began to speak to me.
"Do you wish to help Naruto stop suffering? THEN FREE ME!" I could tell he was getting desperate, yelling out with no incentive to make me wish to free him.
"How could I even free you, the almighty Kyuubi? I have no such ability, and why do you want me anyways? I would never let you loose upon the world!" It was true, should I free him, the world would go boom, pretty much.
"You do have the power. You have the Azarenuemo, which also can unseal demons too. You are the only one with such power, and should I be left in here, I will soon grow strong enough to take over this measly container. It's either do or die, for Naruto at least." The face looked as if it awaited an answer. Then it thought of something no one had been able to refuse. "Should you free me, I will be at your service, giving you ultimate power, the ability to be with the ones you love."
"I'm sorry, Kyuubi, but I am already with the ones I love. Ultimate power does not exist anyways, even you fell to a mortal." That enraged the Kyuubi. "You have no power in here but I do. I can seal you into a rock if I so wanted. LEAVE ME AND MY FRIENDS ALONE!"
"Ahh, so the Azarenuemo comes out in rage. Such a pity for your choice, I have the power to destroy Naruto, and the whole village as well. HOW DARE YOU DEFY SUCH POWER, you mortal weakling." Then I was sent back into the reality.
-Scene Change-
Hinata and Naruto stood over me, looking at me as if they had seen a ghost. "What happened?" Then I realized something was wrong, Naruto's eyes were going red, the red of the Kyuubi.
"YOU DEFY ME, THEN DIE!" Those words were not Naruto's, no matter what happened.
"Hinata, flee. I will take care of this." She nodded and fled hastily. I then noticed that tails of chakra were emanating from Naruto's body. "Hey Kyuubi, would you like it if I did this?" 'I call upon thee, Azarenuemo, I need your power for this.' I began to form hand signs as fast as I could, however the Kyuubi then punched me through the wall.
"I know that you are making the seal that cast me away, but it will not be completed this time." He was right, his blows had so much force that I had to drop the jutsu. However, he was also wrong, it was a different seal, one that could seal away the Kyuubi's influence for as long as I lived.
"Hello, Kyuubi. Meet my almighty fist!" Apparently, the Azarenuemo could take over my body as well. Quite a good thing that was, because he just punched the Kyuubi through a concrete wall. He also could make the hand signs faster. "In the immortal words of mine, you are an idiot." He then finished the seal and placed it on Naruto's stomach, right over the other one. 'Thanks Azare. Wait, you gave me a nickname? Yes, your name's too long.'
The tails receded slowly, and then Naruto came back. "What just happened?" He looked around and saw the multiple holes in the wall, the chakra burns, the debris, and no Hinata.
"Nothing, just nothing." I then collapsed in a near-death state, brought on by the jutsu. 'Did I live or die, what happened? Nothing, just nothing.'
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A/N: Wow, that got a little weird at the end. At least now Naruto and Hinata are together, Kyuubi's a little ticked after being further sealed, and Kail is about dead, for the second time. Next chapter I have no clue what I'll do, so send in reviews to tell me what I should do, or at least email me!
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