A/N: I repeat my disclaimer. I do not any of these character. Mistakes are all my own. I'm writing on my iPhone. So it's kind of harder to catch mistakes.

Here it is..another Saturday in the big brother house. It's day 24, and the houseguests are still having the time of there lives. No drama stirring, house flipping, or floaters. It was overall a good day in the big brother house.

(Diary Room) {4:30}
"I know this is the beginning, and some are warming up to others, but it's getting quite boring in here." Rossi states. "Hurry up, HOH competition."

(Diary Room) {5:15}
"Life in here is boring. Sure it's fun, but what i mean is, nothing crazy or exciting has happened. None of the lady's seem interested In me." Tony says shrugging. "Maybe they are all lesbians, I hope Ziva isn't though. I want her, like...yesterday!"

(Diary Room) {5:18}
"I'm still keeping a low profile. I want them to think I'm weak, but my team in the end will stick together. We will have each others backs." Hotch said.

"Lets play slip and slide!" Tony says walking into the backyard. "Go get your swimwear on, 'cause we just got 3 tarps!"

"Lets do this!" Morgan laughs going to get his swim trunks.
The rest of the houseguests minus the OBG get their swimwear on.

"Old farts can't take a little sliding? might break a hip?" Tony teases.

"Watch it boy!" Gibbs, Hotch, and Rossi say together.

"Then show us what you got old mans!" Tony challenges. The four go inside the house, change into swim trunks and meet out by the tarps.

Emily is adding the water and soap to the already laid out tarps. She signals they're ready. As soon as tony goes to slide try one out, Rossi stops him.

"Lets up the stakes. Lets get in to three groups. Does everyone still have there bandanas from that have-not comp?" Rossi asked. They all nod. "Spencer, you and Tim go into the house and find all 13 bandanas. With your memories combined, you'll find them in no time." They smile and head into the house.

"Someone ate there ' Wheates ' this morning." JJ jokes. "Feeling all competitive Dave?"

"Yeah, just cause we got some age on most of you all, doesn't mean we can't school you." David states.

Spencer and McGee find them all in two minutes and set them on the grass.

Rossi takes control again. "Myself, Ducky, Aaron, and Leroy are on teams. Y'all pick teams now."

Abby grabs Penelope, who grabs Morgan who grabs spencer who grabs Timothy.

Tony, Ziva, JJ, Prentiss team immediately.

"We can be the orange team, Tim y'all will be blue, and JJ how about green?" Rossi sort of demanded in an asking sense. They all nod.

"What is to be won? And what do the losers have to do?" Penelope asked.

"I was thinking that the two losing teams must sleep cramped up together in the have-not room. And also eat have not slop until the competition tomorrow." Hotch adds, showing his authoritative side.
"... And winners get to skip a week of chores and the other houseguests have to do it for them, unless y'all are chicken." Gibbs speaks up, very challengingly.

"Nope, I'm not scared of getting beat by senior citizens. And when you lose we will put Neosporin and band aids on your cuts and bruises." Tony says laughing.

"Yeah, hotch and grandpas...you're so on!" JJ states striking her competitive pose. Oh boy, they're in for it now. Prentiss thinks.

"Rules for this game is simple. Slide down the tarp, all the way down, in standing form. If for some reason you fall or slide off the tarp, you tag your next team mate in. The first team to reach 15 slides in standing form wins." Spencer adds joining in the game rules.

They play a longer game then thought out, but geez did they have fun. With JJs team getting first place, Rossi's getting second place, that left Morgan's team a sad third place.

"Great game everyone, I had such a fun time. Anyone thirsty?" Ziva asked.
Everyone hands shoot up.
"I'll be right back then."

The next morning everyone is up pretty early. Rossi just finished cooking Italian breakfast skewers for the winning team, And 'Slop-a-Polooza' for everyone else.
They all sit at the table and eat.

"I thinks I'm gonna win HOH today." Hotch states across the table.

"Yeah, and if you don't, I will be runner up HOH." Gibbs chimed in

"Fellas fellas, act your age, we all know Ziva will win it this week right Ziva?" Morgan said laughing.

"Tengo toda la intención de lanzar este concurso."* Ziva says.

They all look at her.

"Oh, I said yeah I'll try my hardest to be the First Lady HOH."
Everyone looks a little more determined now.

Prentiss and Rossi exchange looks and nod. They both knew what was really said.

3 hours later

"It's time for the new HOH competition." Morgan yells leaving the diary room carrying in each hand is a can of paint.

"Strip down to your white beater/spaghetti strap tops, and shorts or skirts. Then meet me in the back hard." Morgan states.
They do so and join him in the backyard. The back yard has cans of paint everywhere. There's no paint brushes or anything else but paint in sight.

"This is a relatively simple HOH. But as simple as it is, you got to have full confidence in yourself."

They stare at Derek.

"One by one you will each have a choice to make. When I say your name, you'll strip down to nothing and roll around in your designated paint color. You are the only one to know your paint color. You are to restrain from telling anyone else your paint color, as you'd be disqualified. You then will walk up to your canvass and press against it. You only get one chance to press your body into it. After everybody is done, all contestant will come to the yard and glance at each canvas. They get to vote on whose canvas is most creative. The person with the most votes wins. In the event of a tie, I shall break the tie." Morgan says finishing his instructions. "Unfortunately Penelope, you have to sit this competition out for winning a prize in the maze." She nods.

"Time to break a leg, not literally though." Hotch states rolling in silver paint and kicking one leg out steadily and pushing into the canvas.

"Oh what the heck!" Abby figures strips down and rolls into sunrise orange paint and struts over to her canvas and poses both arms up and pushes her mid section into the canvas.

"All this goo looking-Ness, I'm livin this comp." tony states rolling into his lime green paint and just pushing himself on the canvas.

David, and Donald forfeit the competition as he doesn't want to get naked.

Emily looks determined to win. She gets nude, rolls in her robins egg blue paint and hoists herself into a handstand and presses her body upside down against the canvas.

Jennifer and Leroy both forfeit the competition.

Spender awkwardly takes his clothes off and rolls his bottom half into lavender paint and spreads his legs an presses that pose into the canvas.

Timothy forfeits.

Ziva gets squeaky naked and rolls around in her lipstick red paint and speed walks and jumps onto her canvas..arm and legs spread out like a chalk around a murder crime scene.

"Houseguests come back out her. In clothes please. Except Ziva. She gives him a glare —I'm only joking you too hot stuff." Morgan jokes.

They all stare at the awesomely beautiful canvas' before them.

"Please pick up you chalk boards and chalk and write the color of his or hers canvas you like the most. Even the contestants that forfeited may vote." Morgan reads off the card.

The all raise their boards.
Three votes for the red lip stick canvas.
Four for the robins egg blue canvas.
One for lavender.
One for green.
One for silver.
And one for silver.

"With four votes, Emily Prentiss. You are our new HOH!" Morgan yells pulling her into a hug.

*i have every intention of throwing this competition. (Italian translation)