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Marshal: Before she says it, She doesn't Own Adventure Time, or the Characters that are well known.
Me: Jerk! You're lucky You're so hot. . .
Marshal: Why I-
Fionna: To the Damned Story
Chapter 2:
Fionna's POV:
I heard a voice saying that all the kingdoms aside from the Vampire Kingdom and the Fire Kingdom were at War. . . Great thing to wake up to huh? Cake was running in a circle as she told me her and MC were having kittens. . . Slightly better news. "Congrats sis." I said, putting on a black tank-top Marshal gave me a while back. I put on black ripped jeans, and tied my hair back in a pony tail, Cake put in a bunny clip that had blue gem stones. "Do you think my refusing to marry Gumball caused the war?" I asked. Cake blinked.
"He proposed?" Cake asked.
"You were there Cake, were you and MC on tier 15 or something?" I asked, she hissed. I smiled. "Never mind, you were probably telling him you're preggers." I smiled. She nodded. I rolled my eyes. I looked out the windows, seeing the guards for all the kingdoms fighting. I groaned, grabbing my crystal sword. "Cake, I'll be back." I said, walking outside, and I ran to the dark forest with out being noticed. I ran to Marshal's house. He looked at me, his hair damp, he was putting on his flannel shirt still when he answered the door.
"You should call ahead you know." He said. "Hear about the wars?" He asked me. I nodded as I slumped down on the uncomfortable red couch that sat in his small living room. He floated next to me. "What are you gonna do? You know they won't stop unless you say your not marrying at all in your life and stay single forever." He said. I nodded, screaming into my hands. Marshal blinked.
"I don't want to say that, what if I fall in love with some one? What if I do want to get married, then I can't because I said I wouldn't then I couldn't have half human kids!" I said angrily, laying on the couch blushing.
"You could fake your death. . ." He smiled. "I could call Death, tell him the plan. I'll have to get PM to take me huh?" Marshal smiled. I nodded. I looked at him.
"Will he bring me back after I 'die'?" I asked him. He shrugged.
"I have to talk to him about it." he said. "Wait here. . . Here, the TV is linked to a satellite with some TV shows you might enjoy." He said tossing me the remote. . . And floated off to the Candy Kingdom. . . I turned on the TV, watching a 'marathon' of some show called Two and a Half Men.
Marshal's POV:
"So, Death, hear about the wars?" I asked him, biting into a strawberry I had in my pocket as I leaned on a pool. PM and him were smiling at each other. I chuckled.
"Of course, I've been getting guards for the last 30 minutes. . . It's crazy. Why?" He asked.
"Well, I need a favor. . . Fionna the Human, a friend of mine is the circle around the war. We're gonna try having her die, and we stop the war. . . But the thing is, we need you to bring her back after a bit." I said.
"How long after?" He asked.
"3 hours, I'll act like I burnt it, I'll use some ashes from the fire kingdom they keep from the wood they use." I said, biting into another strawberry.
"What will I gain in return?" He asked. "Peppermint Maid can't stay forever. . . What will you give me in return?" He asked. I thought, then tossed him an old tooth on a necklace from my neck.
"Shark tooth from before the Mushroom wars, last one." I said. Death smiled, and nodded.
"When will she die?" He asked.
"Three hours from now, which is how long Peppermint Maid is staying." I said, "She'll tell you who it is if she dies early." I said. Death nodded, as I exited through the portal, I smiled at Fi, she saw Charlie From Two and a Half Men drinking beer on a couch with his nephew. "Don't do it Charlie! Don't tell your nephew when you started Drinking!" I laughed. Fionna jumped as the portal closed behind me. "You've got three hours of life." I smiled, then my phone rang. I answered.
"Marshal, I forgot to tell you, when she comes back, she won't be a human anymore. This is a form of turning someone into a vampire with out the bite marks. . . She won't burn in sunlight, but her appearance will change drastically, do you still want to do this?" Death said through the phone. I blinked. Fi. . . A vampire?
Marshal: No fair!
Me: What? I didn't write you had the hot's for her yet.
Marshal: You know, if you weren't a girl, I would hit you.
Me: But you know I'll win. . . Sun light sucker!
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