Marshal: She doesn't Own Adventure Time.

Me: Come on, Let me say it next time Jerk!

Marshal: Calm Down, I'm gonna go play some Axe Base. . .

Chapter 3:

Fionna POV:

I saw Marshal stand at the phone, confused. I got up, I didn't like seeing him like this for some reason. . . "Marshal?" I asked slowly.

"The plan goes, I'll think of something Death. . . Thanks for letting me know, tell PM I said to have fun." Marshal said hanging up, he smiled at me lightly. "Come on Fi, want to eat some Bacon Pancakes?" He asked. I blinked. . . Then nodded, I walked with him into the tiny kitchen. . . His house was so small. I smiled at it. Hers and Cake's house was so big. I watched Marshal make Pancakes. "Fi. . . Listen, I need to tell you something, okay?" I blinked, and nodded. "You're gonna have to stay with me, about 6 months after the wars end, then when you go out again, they can't have another war since you can only come back so many times." He said. I nodded, moving my pin out of my hair, and let it down. I started fiddling with my hair, it was straight. Marshal kept looking at me, I blinked.

"Marshal, What's wrong dude?" I asked him. "I can tell something's up." I said, my hair falling on my face, over one eye.

I saw Marshal blush lightly. Vampire's can Blush? I thought. "Nothing Fi, it's nothing. How are you planning to end your life?" He chuckled. I thought a second.

"Think we can get Hannah into this? She could help out." I said.

"No, the people she kills go to the Nightosphere." He said. "Suicide?" He offered. "Act like the war has really hurt you, and you are so depressed, you go out with your sword and say, 'Never again shall the kingdoms rage!' " He said over dramatically, "And stab yourself through the hearts, and bang, instant Death." I blinked.

"Can I not say that never again crap?" I asked. He shrugged.

"Your last words." He said. "What are your last actions gonna be?" He asked. I looked at him.

"I. . . Don't know. Probably something stupid. . . I don't know, I'll think on it." I shrugged. He looked at me. . . Then I saw it, something in his eyes, he was avoiding something. I sighed, knowing the only way to get it out of him.

Marshal's POV:

Fi walked over to me, her hair laying over one eye. I blinked, seeing her walk to me slowly. . . Did she always look this hot? I asked my self. I blushed wildly. "Uhh, Fi?" I asked her. She moved closer to me, I was against my counter.

"What aren't you telling me Marshal?" She asked ever so innocently. . . When did she learn seduction?! I thought, I shook my head as she leaned closer.

"I can't tell you Fi. . ." I said as calmly as I could. She gave me an innocent face. . . Damn, she didn't watch any crazy shows while I was gone did she? I couldn't stop looking at her, I felt her hand go on my chest. . . "Death told me something. . ." I admitted, she waited for detail. "After we bring you back. . . You won't be normal, you will have. . ." I stopped there.

"What Marshy?" Fi asked. I blinked, aw man. . . . This is not right!

"You will have become a vampire with out the bite marks and you can walk in sunlight, and your appearance will change Fi." I said. "Please tell me I'm hallucinating and you aren't really doing this. . ." I said, trying not to freak.

Fionna's POV:

I stared at Marshal, he wasn't joking. . .He never lied when I tricked him. I moved my hand back, I sat back down, processing what he told me. "A vampire you say?" I asked. He nodded. I sighed. "Why didn't you tell me?" I asked.

"I thought you were gonna back out. . . Who in hell wants to be a vampire?" He asked. "Hate not going in the sunlight, or trying bacon pancakes with out throwing up." I chuckled, nodding. "I'm gonna see what I can do about making you normal Fi."

"I don't want to be normal. . . I want to be like you."

Cheesy right? Feel free to Review.