The next day you awoke to something being thrown over your face.
'what... the fuck...'
You sat up and turned your head to see Gamzee, who was smiling highly at you.
'Right.. and...'
You looked down to see he had thrown you a set of clean clothes.
your clothes...
You looked down to see you where left only in your undergarments.
Someone had un-dressed you in the middle of the night... and you where now sitting half naked in front of the juggalo.
'hang on, I'm processing...'
3...
2...
1...
'WHAT THE FUCK?! WHO THE HELL UNDRESSED ME, FIRST OF ALL?!'
Gamzee pondered. And then shrugged.
'Gah! Get the fuck out of here!' You demanded.
Obediently, Gamzee turned and walked out, shutting the door behind him.
You quickly got into your clothes, which must have been patched up by someone extremely good with clothes, because they seemed almost brand new again.
You where about to head out of the room to confront which ever asshole had undressed you (probably that perverted 'Ampora'!), but you stopped right next to the door when you heard people talking.
"WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH HER?"
"TrEaT hEr LiKe MoThErFuCkInG rOyAlTy."
"D- %ike a high b100d?"
"I havve to agree wwith Equius. She has invvisible blood! That's like bein a mutant!"
"BUT 3R1D4N, SH3'S 'TH3 ON3'..:
"I reely have to agree. She's the ON-E. She's basically royalty!"
"D- Uhh.."
"She's fuckin stupid is wwhat she is!"
":33 Furidan! Don't be so purrean!"
"Wwhat the fuck is 'Purrean'?"
"AMPORA, DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU?"
"You mean you don't all lovve me?"
'Gee Eridan, love you to.' You grumbled as you rolled your eyes.
Eridan's head snapped to face you, seeing as you had finally exited the room.
'Now, if you'd kindly tell me, WHO the FUCK undressed me...'
You glared around. Your eyes started on Ampora. Next was Sollux. Karkat. Gamzee. Tavros. even Equius.
The only one you really thought would have done it out of them was Ampora.
So of course when Sollux spoke up, you where a little surprised.
"Uh.. yeah.. 2orry about that.. II ju2t thought that you miight liike clean clothe2.. II wa2n't thiinkiing.."
'UGH! I give UP on you people! Come get me if you need anything important!' You yelled before going back into your room-thing and slamming the door.
Maybe you just needed some peace and yo wouldn't be so cranky... ._.