Hey my dears! I know I know. WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN?! Shut it, I'm back with a new laptop and no writing block. Get ready to get emotional!
((Guys...wtf i have had to fix a lot of shiz...why did you guys continue reading this crap? I have a lot to clean up!))
The Job of a Host Part 1
Haruhi's Point of View.
"Damn, Haruhi!" the twins exclaimed. They looked at me from head to toe. My blouse was a little too tight, so the buttons nearly popping off, also the skirt was a little too short. I sighed. Was this the only size they had? Were all the girls here sluts?
"Great job, Kyoya!" The twins high-fived Kyoya. He only pushed up his glasses and wrote something in his black book.
"It wasn't my doing. That's the only spare uniform we had. Oh, and Haruhi, your debt has been raised for the uniform." he stated calmly as he snapped his book shut.
Kyoya was one merciless bastard -_-"
"Hey, Haruhi!"
I turned my head to see what Hikaru wanted.
"Can you pick up that pen for us?" Kaoru requested as a pen appeared in front of me. Did they think I was stupid or something? Just to get their hopes up, I said sure, but I crouched down instead of bending over.
"Thanks, Haruhi," Hikaru said as I handed the pen back to him. The disappointment was clear on their faces. I just smiled sweetly at the twins.
Strange enough, Tamaki hadn't said anything. His face was red and he was grumbling to himself while walking around the music room. Mori-senpai was in the bathroom and Honey-Senpai was still sleeping.
The next day.
I woke up in a cheerful mood. Cheerful... yeah, I didn't know either. Anyway, I went on with my usual business in the morning. As I stepped out of my house, I locked the door. My dad and—
Ranka: Haruhi, what did I tell you?
I sighed. I mean my MOM and me.
Ranka: That's better ^_^
Who was telling the story? Me or you da— I mean, mom?
Ranka: Well, I could if you let me.
No way. You would scare everyone out by telling them what went on while you were working at a gay bar -_-"
Ranka: Alright then, continue the story. I'll be going.
Anyway, as I was saying, my dad and I moved into a two-story house after we collected my mother's insurance. Thank God, we moved out of that apartment!
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
"Gah!" I was so in my thought that the car's horn scared the crap out of me and made me drop my keys.
I picked them up and turned to see who it was.
A black limo pulled up in front of my house. The car door opened and out got...
"Kyoya?! O_O What are you doing here?" I asked as I stared at him with wide eyes. He was looking even more handsome today. I breathed a little too nervously and heat came to my face. What is happening to me? I swallowed.
"Isn't it obvious? I'm picking you up for school." He held his hand out so I could climb in the car. Without thinking I took hold of his hand and got in the car. He didn't let go of my hand while he climbed in the car. To be honest I didn't want to let go of his hand. His hand was bigger than mine and he had long fingers. I didn't realize but I was staring at our hands.
"Oh, pardon me," Kyoya said as he let go of my hand. My hand felt cold and abandoned.
"So, why did you come all the way here to pick me up?" I asked, trying to make a light conversation.
Wait...how—
"AND HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVED?"
"I simply did some research on you." He shrugged
"You could've asked you know." I pouted angrily.
"And to answer you're previous question, I came to pick you up early, because we have a meeting at 7:15 in the music room. Another reason is I need a little private time with you." He placed a hand on top of mine. He looked into my eyes and I blushed. I looked at my watch. It was still 6:50 a.m.
Kyoya lifted my chin up so that my eyes could meet his.
"Come on, Haruhi. Both of us know that we are attracted to each other." His lips grazed my cheek. I shivered as I closed my eyes. His lips then moved to my neck.
"Kyoya...," I whispered as his lips traveled to my jaw and then to the corner of my lips.
"You're just another girl right? What could be so special about you that draws me in?" Kyoya pulled away as he looked into my eyes. I had placed my arms around his neck while his were on my waist.
"No one has ever made me feel the way you do, Haruhi," he said as he gently lowered his lips to mine. My face was really flushed right now.
"No one," he whispered.
Tamaki's Point Of View
"Where the hell are they?! They should be here!" I exclaimed as I paced around.
"It's a long way, boss. Haruhi's house is like half an hour away," the devil twins said as they continued playing video games.
"FOR ALL I KNOW, KYOYA COULD BE MOLESTING HARUHI RIGHT NOW!" I waved my arms frantically around. I could feel my face turning red.
The twins sighed. I felt someone tugging on my blazer.
"Tama-chan, you know, Kyoya isn't like that. How about some cakes? ^_^" Honey-Senpai smiled at me reassuringly. I tousled his hair and he giggled.
"Maybe you're right, Honey-Senpai. Maybe I'm over-reacting." I sighed as I plopped down on one of the chairs.
"Hey, boss, I was looking at the guests list, and Kanako is at it again. Skipping from host to host," Hikaru said as he continued playing the game with his twin.
I sighed. Kanako was known to skip from host to host just to get her Fiance's attention. It was near 7:15 and there was still no sign of Kyoya nor Haruhi.
I didn't want to admit but...
I was jealous.
I knew Kyoya had feelings for Haruhi. It also seemed that Haruhi liked Kyoya. With this thought, I balled my hands into fists. And, here I thought Kyoya was my best friend.
Haruhi, at the end you would be mine. Mine and ONLY mine.
Jealousy was one powerful thing...
BREAK!
Dun Dun Dun! will Kyoya kiss Haruhi? Will Tamaki end up in a fight with Kyoya? Find out next time on Ouran HSHC Parody!
Remember to review :D Oh and TAMAKI WILL END UP WITH HARUHI THIS IS JUST A LITTLE... TEASING ;)
THANKS TO fangirling-girl!
MERGED TWO CHAPTERS.
So, uh yeah…
[(Edit: I AM ASHAMED AT HOW MANY ERRORS I HAVE FOUND IN THIS CHAPTER...I HAVE NO WORDS AT HOW CRAPPY THIS WAS!)]
~Honey
The Job of a High School Host! Part 2
Haruhi's point of view
His lips were close to mine and I could feel his warm breath.
Kiss Kiss Fall in Love! I see you come, I watch you go,but you never seem to leave me though
My phone was ringing, Kyoya backed away as I answered.
"Hello?" I said a little shakenly.
"Hello Haruhi, are you almost to the school?" It was Tamaki, I felt guilty for some weird reason.
"Umm...yeah, we are at the front of the building now" Jeesh he had perfect timing. I hung up and got out of the car. Kyoya didn't say a thing and neither did I.
As we arrived at the entrance we both went our separate ways not saying a word to each other.
"Gentlemen, it seems that Kanako as you all know, is having problems with her fiance. It is up to us to fix it!" Tamaki exclaimed.
"Chill boss, its their problem not ours, what are we? Dr. Phil? Oprah?" The twins said simultaneously.
"Please, OBEY MY ORDERS!" Tamaki said in a stern voice i've never heard him use.
"O_O ...yes boss" The twins said.
A few moments later...
"That's Kanako." Hikaru pointed at a sweet looking girl with short dark hair.
"She doesn't look like much of a slut to me." I said as I finished setting up the tables. I glanced at where Tamaki and Kanako were seated.
"Oh Tamaki you are so perfect." She purred as she lay a hand on his chest. I growled, back off bitch -.-
"Woah there Haruhi." Kaoru said as he helped me finish up tables.
"Don't get too jealous." He said after he took the crumpled napkin from my hand.
Kanako then went on to Kyoya, then Hikaru, all the while the boy who brings in the chinaware was looking. It seemed like he was getting angrier by the second.
It was plain to see on his face. Pure jealousy.
"And who is this? I didn't know the host club was meant for guys as well." He smirked at me while taking hold of my hand. He had set the box of chinaware down on a table and pulling me close to him.
"Umm..." I was unsure of what to say. I glanced at Kanako.
"Mr. Suzushima, I'd appreciate it if you would step away from Miss Fujioka, let her finish her work you know." Kyoya said with a stern glare.
"Oh of course," Suzushima grabbed my chin "right after I get a little something from this fine looking gal." His face was only centimeters away. What was it with all these guys and kissing?!
I felt a pair of arms pull me away, the arms then wound around my waist.
"Silly Tohru Suzushima, you do not understand what it means when a gal is taken right?" Tamaki chuckled very adult like. Wow.
"Well, I suppose," he smiled "I'll see you around Suou. Have fun at the party!"
Party? What party?
"Umm...Tamaki what party?" I asked as I turned my head to face him as he was still holding me in a backwards embrace. He immediately let go of me.
"Oh its nothing, just a ball. Of course, you'll have to learn the waltz and attend." Tamaki stated as he sat down next to Kanako.
"More tea?" I asked Kanako.
"Yes please," she said as she rubbed the green genorian cup. She was really into chinaware. I poured her some and then set the teapot back on the table.
"So Kanako , will you attend the ball? ^_^" I sweetly asked her as I pushed Tamaki away onto the floor so I could sit on the sofa. He sulked and went to his emo corner.
"Yes, I might attend." she sighed as she began to rub the side of the green teacup with her finger.
"It seems that you and that boy have something going on." I stated as I faced her.
" No! Don't be silly!" She looked flustered.
"Well it doesn't seem like it. You guys are having relationship problems, am I right?"
"Yeah. We are. He never notices me and in two weeks he will be going away to study aboard. I wish I had the courage to tell him how I really feel. Especially since we are engaged after all." she stated.
"Word of advice, stop host hopping. Try to talk to him more , I know easier said then done, and don't act like such a floozy. Ok? You're better than that." Instead of being insulted by me being blunt she just nodded.
"You are right. I have to go, it was nice talking to you and thank you for your advice." After that she left and I was left alone with the 6 most handsomest boys in Ouran Academy.
"Time to get to work on the party!" The twins excitedly said.
THAT NIGHT...
The school's biggest ball room was filled with girls and partially guys looking for girlfriends. I sighed as I shifted uncomfortably on my heels. If it weren't for the fact that Kyoya would've raised my debt if I did not attend, I would've stayed home.
I sighed.
"Alright, you guys all know the plan?" Tamaki asked us all.
We nodded. Hikaru and Kaouru were in charge of make up for Kanako, Kyoya, Mori and Hunni were in charge of entertaining the customers, Tamaki was in charge of taking Kanako where I would be waiting with Tohru.
All was going to go as planned. I hoped.
There soon came an announcement to set in motion our plan.
"Ladies, tonight is a special night where the girl who dances the best will be declared queen of the ball. And that queen shall receive a passionate kiss on the cheek from our very own Host King!" the twins exclaimed.
"I look forward to seeing who is going to be the queen, my princesses." Tamaki winked and blew a kiss to all the girls in front of us.
I had to admit, the twins did a really good job at doing my hair, make up and giving me a dress and shoes. My hair was in waves and I had light make-up on.
Someone grabbed my arm and pulled me behind a curtain.
"Alright Haruhi your turn! Go and meet up with Tohru!" Hikaru said as he fixed my hair
"Yeah but make sure you don't run into Tono or Kanako." Kaoru finished.
I quickly left the curtained room and rushed to where Tohru was waiting. As I reached the room I saw Tohru standing near the window of the room.
"Umm...hi " I said unsure if the twins' make up actually made me look like a different person. It was also kinda dark in the room.
"Oh , hey, I got your letter." He handed me a paper with pink ink and hearts scribbled all over. -.- had to be the morons who wrote this!
"Listen, someone already stole my heart. She is the only one for me." He said as he looked out the window.
"Wow, that is really...corny." I shook my head.
"Where are you taking me Tamaki?" Kanako's soft, sweet voice echoed through the hallway. Soon i saw Tamaki guide Kanako toward the inside of the room. Her eyes went wide when she saw me and Tohru standing there. Tears filled her eyes.
"I...I...I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt." She ran away with Tohru running after her yelling out her name and telling her to stop.
"Well that did not go well." I said as I watched them two run away.
"On the contrary, he went after her." Tamaki smiled as he stared at the place where they were moments ago.
For an idiot...he was really sweet and understanding.
After that we returned to the courtyard where Kanako and Tohru were on spotlight.
"The last dance of the night goes to this couple!" Tamaki stated as he motioned dramatically towards them. They danced and kissed at the end.
"Tonights queen is Kanako!" The twins declared!
"Go on, it will commemorate your graduation from being a total whore." Tohru smiled as he layed a hand on her shoulder.
Kanako smiled and turned to him surprising him with a kiss.
"Well it seems that Kanako is busy so," Hikaru started
"Haruhi will stand in her place and will receive the kiss from Tamaki!"
Wha..?!
I got pushed towards Tamaki. He leaned close and when his lips were close to my cheek I was pushed and instead of my cheek my lips met with with Tamaki's lips. My face turned red as so did his.
Well, i guess that was my first kiss. I touched my lips and stared at Tamaki he smiled casually at me and I smiled back. oh well.
THUD!
I glanced over at the noise. Tamaki was on the floor. He fainted after the kiss. I just stared at him with wide eyes.
"Haruhi...kiss...angel...bunny suit..." Tamaki muttered unconscious. That moron can't handle an accidental kiss? Gosh he is such a moron, I looked at Kyoya and our eyes met.
I smiled sweetly and just laughed when he sighed at Tamaki. The twins moved Tamaki toward a couch and went to get water.
A great ending to a great night...
So, Updating like there is no tomorrow. Thank you all for sticking with me for so long.
Love you all! Mwah! :*
BIG THANKS TO fangirling-girl! She fixed all my stupid errors! Thanks for putting up with me! :D
~Honey