The Grand exchange

Chapter 2

I don"t own Durarara or any of the characters because if i do, i whould spread the ShIzaya Rabu!

The white ceiling was the first thing he saw as he opened his eyes. Groaning as his head felt like its been bashed by a giant concrete that Shizuo threw. Izaya moved side by side and rubbed his eyes shaking his head as he sat up trying to remember what happened. oh right Shizuo and him got on fight in Shinra's lab. His stare focused on his lap as he placed his hands to push the sheets away but froze as he stared blankly at the white long sleeved shirt. Did Shinra change his clothes, lifting his hand curiously he looked at it, its large and slender and …and something is wrong! Something is definitely wrong. Looking around Izaya panicked as he stood, it seems he got taller. Facing the wall next to him which had a mirror he saw Shizuo staring back at him. Then realization hit him like a stone, hard in the head and he felt that he needs to burst it out.

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Izaya backed away and touched his now new face, he even sounded like Shizu-chan now, the growl emitting on his throat is pure enough to scare him.

"THIS IS INHUMANE!" he ran towards the mirror to inspect his face then another thought crossed the informant's head. "where's my body?" he looked around the room and started to panic, never in his entire life he panicked but when you wake up on another body while you can't find your own body well, you have the damn right to panic. Suddenly his thoughts were interrupted by the opening of the door. Shinra stood there along with Celty.

"SHINRA! WHAT IS THIS!?"
[calm down Izaya]

Shinra gulped as he made his way inside. "Izaya, calm down."

"why? Why should I calm down when I look like this! Where is my body where is-" izaya paused as he saw his body walking inside hands inside his pocket jeans leaning on the door frame.

"my body..it's still in one piece" he sighed in relief and walked towards his body and cupped its face looking for flaw, he stopped when a shove was given to him.

"don't get near me you damn flea!"

a loud gasp was heard from the room. "oh my! Shizu-chan is in my body!? NO!"

"isn't that obvious? I thought you are smart enough to realize that by now"

"and his matching my intelligence now! Double no! does this mean my capability of thinking has dropped down to zero percent?! Triple NO! NOOO!" Izaya suddenly felt the urge of throwing something at shinra, he flung the nearest object which was the table that flew straight above the doctor's head, Izaya froze in shock as he saw the table in half. "no! I already resorted to violence, this is cruelty.. im going to live as a monster now. And all my beloved humans will going to hate me!"

"hey! Hey do you think I like this situation? This scrawny body of yours is disgusting!"

"I can't accept this" Izaya kept on whining and stomping his feet like a child, but it kinda look funny since it was Shizuo's body who was doing the act. Shizuo clenched his fist, never in his entire life he had acted like that and seeing himself do something so embarrassing made him snap and grabbed the collar of his bartender suit.

"you damn Flea! Stop making such act! I look ridiculous!" Shizuo glared daggers at Izaya . suddenly Izaya clenched his fist and placed his hand gently on Shizuo's shoulder before shoving him away gently, he can't afford to bruise his own body, hell no!. Shizuo backed away and looked at his body strolled towards Shinra.

"SHIIINRRAAA…."

[Izaya calm down! We will explain!] Celty typed frantically which was ignored by Izaya

"first of all izaya it's not my fault! Both you should be the one apologizing cause you messed up my lab. Second it's not my intention or whatsoever and thi-"

"ANTIDOTE NOW!"

"I don't have any! The one im making is now destroyed thanks to the both of you." Shinra backed away in the wall and tried to calm izaya down. It seems izaya is more scary than Shizuo.

"I cannot believe this! And will never believe this!"

After an hour izaya already calmed down and was now sitting on the couch sighing for almost like eternity and before Izaya could begin another rant of his endless mantra of 'NO' Shinra stood up and clapped his hand together.

"so! Now that the situation is like this, what are your plans while im making the antidote?" now Shinra asked a difficult question, what would it be.

"im going home of course!" Shizuo spat and lifted his foot up the table.

"don't sit like that! I don't sit like that!"

"shut up will you!"
Shinra sighed and dropped his shoulder "home to where shizuo?"

"my home! What kind of question is that!?of course in my apartment!"

"but it would be weird if they see izaya going home in your place" Shinra said as he tapped his cheek. Izaya thought for a moment as well and sighed. "you mean we have I have to go home to Shizu-chan's apartment and he will have to go on my apartment?"

"no!" shizuo stood up and slammed the table as he looked at Shinra.

"calm down Shizuo, think about this, you have to live each other's lives for a moment because it will be weird for people to see Shizuo going home on Izaya's apartment and vice versa right? Do you want people to know your situation now? No, so bear with it because it was both your fault" Shinra said and sat back looking at Celty who just shook her head if she had one instead it was her helmet. Shizuo sighed and scratched his head and looked at izaya who had his body.

"screw it! Wherever I go I wanted too fucking rest" he started to walk away but before he could go to the door he was being yanked by Izaya.

"wait! I have just some few reminders."

"what?"

"first, before you go to sleep change into my pyjama ok? Then if you take a bath the water should be on normal temperature too much exposure to hot water will make my skin show a bit rashes, then after bath weigh yourself if it was more than 58kg have a light breakfast. And NO sweets! I do have a balance diet so if you try to eat too much I gain weight easily and-"

"what! are you a freaking high school girl! Do this, do that, screw it!"
"well at least I take care of my body!"

"I don't have time to deal with your OCD shit" and with that he left hearing the last sentence the flea said. "DO NOT EAT PEANUTS!"

Strolling towards the street he felt so damn irritated that he wanted to punch a wall but of course he can't do, it was the flea's body after all he might break his pretty little fingers. He held his hand up to inspect it, the silver ring glittered on its index finger, Shizuo raised a brow as he looked at Izaya's nails. Fucking flea it was really in transparent nail polished the curves on the nails were very perfect. The slender fingers are really feminine and the skin. The damn skin is really smooth and pale. Upon reaching Shinjuku he stopped into an apartment complex and went inside, heading straight to the top floor and pulled out a key, it was never new to him, he sometimes comes into the flea's apartment to bust his head open. As shizuo entered the huge apartment and looked around, it was huge and so luxurious but he already expected it. Izaya is the kind of person who want to live in a wonderful and comfortable lifestyle so it's expected that he had such exquisite taste in furnitures best of the best. The bartender shrugged off the fur coat and throws it at the couch and plopped into the plush couch and ran his hand through it. Damn this couch is too comfy to sit hell he can sleep here. Stretching his tired limbs he stood up and walked casually at the place heading upstairs to look at the informant's bed switching the lights on he saw the king sized bed with black silk mattress and stared in awe. It was very neat and clean. Shizuo jumped in the bed and sighed in bliss, shit he could doze off at how fluffy the bed is and closed his eyes, drifting off to sleep and forgetting the instructions given to him.

Izaya strolled Ikebukuro with a sigh, walking in the town as if he was a celebrity since of course he was in the body of the strongest man in Ikebukuro, he really can't seriously believe this, and he can't still accept the fact that he have to live in the body of his most hated person in the world. But for now there is nothing he could do but wait, wait for Shinra to finish the antidote and actually it was really not Shinra's fault he is starting to blame himself. Maybe if he didn't tease the bartender too much this would have spared to happen, but what can he do? It's not like he could revert the time and fix everything, so he just have to wait. With yet another sigh he reached the blonde's apartment of course he knew where Shizuo lived, he was an informant after all and he used to play pranks in shizuo's apartment. Fishing the key from his pocket he held it and opened the door, taking his shoes off as he strolled inside the small apartment. He looked around, a small tv and a coffee table was on his left along with a grey couch and some plant on the corner of the room. Shizu-chan like plants? He thought before his gaze fell on his left side, there was a small dining table enough for four people, behind it was a small counter with faucet and stove, there is nothing much of decoration his house. Really its plain simple very Shizu-chan.
stretching his limbs Izaya sat down on the couch, its not really plushy like his couch but it's not bad either suddenly out of nowhere something leaped from his lap that made him startle and stood up in the couch, immediately fishing his flick blade from his pocket to point it at his attacker but instead of a blade he was gripping a pack of cigarette. Yeah he forgot he didn't have his blade with him, starring at the floor his attacker was a small kitten. Izaya wanted to bash his head in the wall for his stupidity, a cat! He freaked out because of a kitten? And who knew Shizuo kept a kitten. The feline stared at him for a moment before hissing, his fur stood up as he glared at izaya. The informant chuckled at he sat down and unbuttoned his vest and untying the bowtie with grace.
"you knew im not your master right? Alas! Cats really do have high senses I wish my humans had that too" izaya leaned down and tried to pet the cat "maybe we will become friends…" but before he could touch the feline's head the small orange furball scratched his hand. "or not! You ungrateful feline!" the informant stomped out of the room to the door in the center of the room. Upon entering the bedroom it was plain, small bed for two people and a dresser, beside the bed was a small table and a window. Inside there was a bathroom. Quite a decent place to live, walking to the dresser Izaya looked for something to wear and found a white shirt and blue jogging pants.
"guess this is enough" stripping on his bartender suit izaya slipped on the shirt and before slipping the blue pants he tilted his head and looked down.

"this brute… is big"

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