Princess Peach found herself seperated from the others, seeing that she was alone. "Gosh, where am I?" she wondered.
Suddenly, a purple figure appeared before her. "Wario has seperated you from the others. My name is Katsini, and I'm your first opponent!" Katsini claimed, holding out his arms with his wand in his hand in a presentable fashion.
Peach titled her head in confusion. "First opponent for what?"
"If you want to find the others, you have to defeat me!" Katsini claimed.
Peach smirked. "Oh that will be easy." She turned around and bent over, grunting as a loud fart erupted out of her, blowing Katsini away as Peach sighed of relief, rubbing her butt as a deep pitched poot came out.
"Oh did I win?" Peach stated, her finger next to her face as she winked, farting again with delight.
Daisy was walking around, wondering where the other girls were. "Boy, that fat man sure is giving us a hard time." Daisy thought. "I wonder where the Peach and Toadette are..."
Suddenly, Tatanga hovered down out of nowhere in his ship. "Tatanga has returned! And now Tatanga is here to take back what Tatanga lost!"
"Why are you even here?" Daisy asked.
Tatanga rubbed his chin. "Tatanga doesn't know. Tatanga guesses as some sort of filler."
"Well, let me give you the royal sendoff!" Daisy stated as she turned around, farting loudly the same way Peach did earlier in this chapter, the raunchy gas blowing Tatanga away.
Rosalina woke up, getting up from where she was lying and looking around, seeing that she was inside a tree trunk. "Oh gosh, where am I now?"
Wario was standing outside the same tree that Rosalina was inside of, walking back a bit and body slamming the trunk, causing the ceiling Thwomp inside to come down, crushing Rosalina as Wario snickered sinisterly. "Drop that, Rosetta!"
Toadette was also walking through the woods, wondering where the two princesses and the rip-off were when she noticed Katsini and Tatanga bickering with each other, both of them arguing over who's better looking after they were both blasted away to that same place. Toadette simply shrugged and kept walking.