The grand exchange
Chapter 6
"You are so mean! Why did you do that!"
"you are just jealous because your parents didn't come!"
"I hate you! How could you do that to my doll!"
"Izaya how could you do that! I hate you!"
"don't invite him to play, his a freak after all!"
"my dad said we should not play with Izaya, "
"no one loves Izaya not even his mom and dad"
"so mean Izaya, every one hate you!"
"izaya I hate you!"
"I HATE YOU!"
Shizuo jolted awake and rubbed his head sitting up, again with that? He really needs to go and see Shinra about this. But then he wondered if the flea was also having dreams of his memory, groaning he checked his phone and saw a text message from his boss. It seemed that they need to work early.. opps the flea he meant. Standing up he made it to the flea's bedroom and saw him still curled on the sheets.
"oi! Wake up!" nudging the informant Shizuo furrowed his brow as he was being ignored. Rolling his eyes he picked up the alarm clock and set it up before placing it on the other male's ear. Suddenly the clock made an annoying loud sound that made the now blond informant jolt and open his eyes trashing the blanket as he covered his ears.
"what the hell! Shizu-chan! You protozoan can't you wake up someone normally?" Izaya pouted as he stretched his tired limbs.
"I tried but you didn't budge"
"how come? When I always get up even in light sounds except when im tired"
"im sorry to inform you but my body needs major waking in the morning" Shizuo smirked and crossed his arms trying to push away the thought of asking the flea about his dream but he just dismiss it. "by the way Tom-san texted me, he needed me early today" and with that said Shizuo left the room and went down to the kitchen and decided to call Shinra, he was too bothered by the dream and he needed someone to talk to. Looking idly at the stairs he heard Shinra on the other line.
"hello~" a cheerful voice said on the other line and Shizuo replied with a sigh "ohh what a nice way to say a greeting, whats wrong Shizuo?"
"well you see I keep having this dream, about the flea.. "
"a wet dream!"
"no you pervert!" Shizuo groaned and cocked his head to the side "a kid izaya.. I assume its his memory"
"a memory! You can see his memory?"
"bit by bit.. yes.."
"how about Izaya can he see yours?" shiuzo cocked his head as he thought about it for a moment and sighed.
"no I don't think so, he isn't bitching about anything yet so I think he don't" waiting for SHinra to reply he drank his milk and leaned on the counter checking if the informant was up.
"on the other hand I have a theory, the vial was mostly poured on you right? So maybe the effects was more accurate to you"
"probably y- oh I need to go" shutting the phone he looked at the informant who was rubbing his eyes as he walked downstairs, already dressed but not his usual bartender outfit but a black shirt and blue jeans. Shizuo smirked as he gulped down the remaining milk on his glass as Izaya cringe walking past him and grabbed a sandwich for breakfast. No words were exchange as they ate their breakfast, but Shizuo was really bothered about the dream and he glanced at the informant seeing his body getting ready for work. With a sigh Shizuo walked lazily at the couch munching his sandwich and heard the other male.
"im going to leave now Shizu-chan! And oh by the way tell Namie-chan to sort out the file on her table" and with that said the flea left the apartment building, Shizuo sighed as he cocked his head on the side, now he wondered how Kona is doing, is the flea taking care of his cat? Maybe Kona was starving?! Shizuo growled he will go and fetch his cat knowing the flea he might have tortured the helpless kitten. His thoughts were suddenly interrupted by the sound of the door opening and saw the secretary walked to her table.
"oh Namie-san sort the files on your table" he said lazily and went to sit on his swivel chair as if he really owned it well its comfy.
"…o..okay? so how do you want it by first name or last?" she said as she held the files and started inspected them though she muttered something under her breath. Surely it will rain acid considering you talked politely at me"
"uh..uhmm first name?" Shizuo looked at the secretary with a confused look. Now this amazed the brunette woman as she went back to her work.
"are you asking me?"
"no im not tch!" he turned to face the large window with the secretary observing him, though her employer is acting strange.
"you didn't iron your shirt? What happened to your cleanliness and perfect protocol?"
"too tired.."
"Izaya you had a pimple you know." She smirked and looked at her boss before and rolling his eyes.
"yeah so what?"
Namie narrowed his gaze at her boss, something was wrong and she knew it was something to do about how his boss acted but at the same time she had another theory, standing up she took the scalpel under her desk though she prefer to use the gun to that Harima Mika. "alright who the hell are you!?" Shizuo bewildered at the woman he stared at the shiny object which he hated to see especially when a certain underground doctor had them.
"what the fuck! Put the damn thing lady!" Shizuo sank further on the leather chair.
"no not until you tell me who are you or what did you do to Izaya!" she spat but suddenly she contemplated on what she said "not that I care about his wellbeing I just wanted to make sure I get my paycheck"
"its me Izaya!"
"no you are not! The bastard would never call me 'Namie-san' and he can't live his day without making snarky remarks about me, he never breaks his protocol, he also never use foul language. and if someone say he had pimple he dash straight to find the nearest mirror"
Shizuo sighed and shrugged, the woman was scary and he meant that. Well he really knew the flea to well.
"fine.. im not Izaya so put the damn thing so that I could explain"
"and oh there was this time when I dyed the fur on his coat pink and he was really pissed!" the female secretary laughed as she sipped her coffee.
"now that was ironic! He really hated that color!" Shizuo laughed they have been talking about the flea for like he didn't remember now, he was just having fun to share someone what he want to do woth the flea, talking about the raven's embarrassing moments and what irked or pissed him. After the explanation Namie laughed out and she started talking ways how to murder his boss which Shizuo agreed.
"did you know he hated dead fish's eyes?"
"did he now? Heh! Payback time!" Shizuo grinned and continued to talk back about the informant with his secretary and truth be told he felt comfortable talking with her.
"I forgot to mention there was this information I would gladly tell you, izaya is -"
"ACHOO!" a loud sneeze were heard through the park as Izaya strolled along with the dreadlock male who turned towards him and raised a brow at the blond who was rubbing his nose, shit that was the third time now.
"are you ok Shizuo?" Tom asked as he continued to walk, there are on their break and he was eating a pie.
"im fine, somebody might be talking behind my back" he murmured and tilted his head as he saw himself running towards his direction and stopped in his front, catching his breath he rested his hand on his knees.
"oi! I need to talk to you" with that said the raven grabbed the collar of the blond and dragged him on the nearest alley. Tom stared at the scene with a dumbfounded face as to why Shizuo didn't throw the informant back to Shinjuku.
"what do you want Shizu-chan? Did you really miss me?"
"shut up! Listen Kasuka called and I accidentally answered it, I remembered having your annoying voice so I hung up and kept on calling now, answer it for me!" Shizuo shoved his phone in front of the informant who took it and answered the phone call. Kasuka's stoic voice filled his ear.
"Nii-san"
"yeah?" Izaya looked at the bartender who tapped his foot patiently, Izaya listened to the other as he answered it lazily, with just 'yeah' 'okay'. Suddenly he blinked and smirked.
"tomorrow?... oh.. okay I'll come don't worry" with that he snapped the phone shut and handed it back at Shizuo.
"what did he say?"
"nothing much really" Izaya said as he slowly walked out of the alley, Shizuo following him with a glare, of course he knew the flea was hiding something its obvious on his face.. in my face he corrected his thoughts.
"tell me what he said, louse!"
"okay fine!" izaya said and rolled his eyes. "he said you will be having family dinner in your mother's house. And I said I would go"
"why!? You should have declined!"
"well I don't want too!"
"why?"
"I want to know what kind of parents you had, and I wanted to meet them."
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Tanto Storm actually i had a lot time thinkig how Shizuo would torment Izaya so maybe i will to it next time since we are like on the way to the main plot yay! so i would also like to thank oAKUMurA, YourLuckyWish and LudicrouslyDarkNight don't worry i will update that is for sure though i really don't have a proper time 32vitr thank you a lot! and to Darth zannah as well... so i gotto go now ne? to the others please review of what you think~