Sun rises. Lu Bu wake up and out of bed. He look around and yawn. Lu Bu hungry. He go to kitchen where handmaid standed. Handmaid stare at Lu Bu. He look mess. Lu Bu tell handmaid make food. She agree. Lu Bu then get clothe and clean. Handmaid make food while he do it. Lu bu come out.
"Food done?" Lu Bu ask. Handmaid point to plate.
"Food?" Handmaid tell him. Lu Bu sit and eat all up. He then break plate on floor.
"Where fat man Dong Zhuo?" Lu Bu ask handmaid. She not know. Lu Bu walked out and look for him. After hour he finded him make love to Diao Chan. He saw ew. Diao Chan die. Dong Zhuo get mad and eat her. Lu Bu say ew then chop chop on Dong Zhuo. Lu Bu happy.
Next day Cao Cao lose teddy bear and get pissed off. He attack Lu Bu. Lu Bu say no. Wei charge. Lu Bu yawn. They shooted arrows. Lu Bu killed off Wei and eat bones. He then goes to sleeping.
Next day Sun Jian get angry at his gay sons. He so mad he kill Zhou Yu and Zhou Tai. He then attack Lu Bu. Lu Bu laugh and killeded them easy.
Next day Liu Bei pee on Lu Bu's favourite flower. Lu Bu mad and kill Shu. He happy.
Yuan Shao come over for breakfast and say he want Lu Bu land. Lu Bu say he is sucks. Yuan mad. Lu Bu mad. Yuan send out men. Lu Bu kill them. Yuan cry. Lu Bu laugh. They fight. Yuan die. Lu Bu happy again.
Meng Huo invade Lu Bu land. But Meng Huo die of being fat. Lu Bu makes Zhu Rong wife. Zhu die for no reason. Lu Bu shrug. He now own China.
"China it belong to mine. I kill all in way of me. Be a scareded me. I kills you all!" Lu Bu then destroy everyone in world. He now rule world. Then he eat a chicken. Lu Bu go into space and kill alien. He now own space too. Lu Bu flies around and become immortal. Lu Bu winned.