Chapter 2-History of Magic
James
Lily
Sirius
Remus
Peter
Tell me a story Prongs!
...What?!?
Tell me a story!!
I thought you'd fallen out with me!
Yeah well, I want a story so I've un-fallen out with you
Sighs You have got to stop making up these words.
But they're so funsikle!
¬-¬
STORY!!!
Why?
'Cos old Binnsy is boooooooooriiiing!
Yeah
So tell me a story!
No
Why nooooooooooot!?!?
'Cos
I'll bug you 'til you tell me one!
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Prongsie!
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Jamsie!
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I'm dating Lily.
WHAT!
Why is James beating up Sirius?
Because they're both idiots.
Oh...okay then
We're baaaaaaaaack!
That huuurt!
Good
You're mean!
I know
Tell me a story to make it better!
(Sigh) Fine
Yai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Once upon a time there was an ignoramous knight called Padfoot...
And he was a ladies man because all the ladies loved him
Well he thought they did anyway
Because they do
I thought I was the one telling this story
Sorry ¬-¬
So one day he met an evil sorcerer with greasy hair and a big nose
Called Snivellus!
Yes, and Snivellus was a loner because no one liked him so he had decided to be evil.
And he wanted to hurt Sir Padfoot because he was jealous of his charming good looks
And the fact that you nearly got him killed by leading him to the Whomping Willow plays no part in his hate for you?
Well, maybe a little...
Anyway, evil, greasy Snivellus tried to kill Sir Padfoot
But he could not
So he decided to hurt his friends instead
Prongs, Mooney and Wormtail
He had killed Wormtail and only Sir Prongs and Sir Mooney were left
Why do I have to die!!!
OY! Bugger off, this is my story not yours!
Sorry
So anyway, Prongs and Mooney were battling Snivellus...
And were losing until Sir Padfoot came to the rescue!
We were not losing! We were doing quite well on our own thank you very much!
You two might have been but I don't know about Wormtail Hahahaha
Yeah well...
So Sir Padfoot came to the rescue and together, the three friends defeated him! It was mainly Padfoot though
Sigh So then King Dumbledore came and declared them all princes for their great work
And Prince Prongs got to marry Princess Lily and they had a baby who they called Harry!
(Blushes)
Ha!
What are you losers doing?(Reads parchment) WTF!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (Hits head on table)