Chapter 4-Defence Against The Dark Arts
James
Lily
Sirius
Remus
Peter
Sooooooooooooooooooooo
What? No one's talking?
This is Defence Sirius!
You don't say!
Well... erm, Defence is everyone's favourite lesson so we don't pass notes
Yes but I'm special! Everyone passes notes to me!
No they don't Sirius, now stop this nonsense and listen, there are some very important things being said at the moment.
Pfffffff as if! Important Smimfortant... hey I made up a new word:D
(Sighs)
Really? What does your new word mean?!
Erm... It means...erm...to...er...(Looks At Prongs) to be sad and...depressed...and not as great as me! Yeah that's right!
(Blinks) But why would anyone want to be sad and depressed and...not as good as you?
I know it does seem unbelievable, no-ones not as good as Padfoot.
:D Thanks! (Blinks And Goes Through What Remus Just Said In His Head) ...
Has he worked out what I said yet?
No
God, what an idiot
Yes...Why is James not joining in our "making fun of Sirius time"?
(Looks Incredulous) You named it?!?
Yes...and what does incredulous mean?
(Sighs) Never mind Peter
HEY!!!!!!!!
Wow! Padfoot I'm impressed, it took you less time than normal to work out what I said.
:D Thanks! XD
He's forgotten already hasn't he?
Yes, he's easily sidetracked. (Watches Sirius Try To Catch A Butterfly That Has Flown In Through The Window)
Yay! I caught it!
No Sirius, you squished it, there's a difference.
Look, I got it in my hands didn't I? That's what I call catching something so XP
Whatever Sirius.
Sirius, you have butterfly guts on your hands.
Oh right, thanks for telling me (Wipes Hands On Peter's Cloak)
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!
Don't be a girl
(Blinks) Sorry
PRONGS!
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OI! PRONGSIE!
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PEABRAIN!
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Someone? O-O
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Anyone?
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5,4,3,2 ONE?
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Godammit, PRAWNFACE!
What…
I'm sorry…I didn't mean it…please don't hurt me…(Points At Wormtail) He made me do it!
(Looks At Wormtail) (Aims For Wormtail's Quill) Confringo!
Ahhh! (Quill Blows Up In Face)
You do realise he was lying
…Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, I just wanted to hex something
And blow it up
…And blow it up.
And not blow me up
I didn't say that.
(Whimpers) Mummy!
Anyway, what were you doing when you weren't conversing with us three?
Erm…nothing
Really now? Because I'm sure I saw some sort of, ah, arrangement going on with a certain Miss Evans, am I right?
…(Pouts) Yes
I thought so
Woah! You and Lily passing notes?!? OMG That worlds gunna end! We're all gunna die!!
It's "going to" Padfoot. We're all going to die.
So you agree?!? Dammit, if Moony says it then it must be true! AAAAAAAAAAAH!! (Runs Out Of Class Leaving A Small Puddle On His Chair)
Eew, anyway now we've got him out of the way, what were you and Lily talking about?
Well…