Disclaimer: I don't own the characters in the anime Prince of Tennis it all belongs to Takeshi Konomi, but the girl characters and the title Royalties of Tennis belong to me and my friends
Warning: If you don't really like this kind of thing just skip it ok... some words are too much...
Chapter 4
Knowing the characters: Orihara Saori and Kaidoh Kaoru
Narrator: This is Orihara Saori.
Saori: Hello… (Sitting in the middle of the stage with a light shining on of her)
Narrator: She is the captain of the Seigaku Girl's tennis club middle school division.
Saori: It's true… (Comfortably sitting on her chair)
Narrator: Orihara Saori, captain of the Seigaku Girl's tennis club, loves to fart on other people's faces.
Saori: What? I never farted on other people's faces. That's wrong! And disgusting!
Narrator: So you never farted before?
Saori: No…well… I've farted but not in front of many people! Only inside of the bathroom… I…. I've farted okay! (Correcting the statement of the narrator)
Narrator: That means you're a gassy girl.
Saori: No-
Narrator: Orihara Saori, member and captain of the girl's tennis team, loves to pee on walls and trees
Saori: What! That's a false statement! I'm not an animal! I don't pee on walls or on trees! (Stands up)
Narrator: So you do it on doors then…
Saori: No! That's a lie! (Starts complaining)
Narrator: Oh shut up… pee shooter
Saori: What! I don't pee shoot! I do pee but on the toilet bowl! (Tries to correct the wrong statements)
Narrator: Now you know Orihara Saori.
Saori: Hey wait a minute! They don't know me at all! All the things you said were lies! Except for the captain part, but still some are false statements! (Suddenly the light turns off) Hey wait a minute!
~THE END~
Narrator: This is Kaidoh Kaoru
Kaidoh: Eh… (Starin at the crowd while sitting in the middle of the stage)
Narrator: He is a Regular member of the Seigaku Boys Tennis club.
Kaidoh: fsshh… (Nodding in agreement)
Narrator: He loves collecting fashionable….panties… and loves wearing them
Kaidoh: Eh! Their bandanas not female underwear! (Correcting the narrator's statement)
Narrator: Ah… I'm so sorry, let me correct that. He loves to wear fashionable… bandana briefs and loves wearing them.
Kaidoh: Eh! No! Bandanas, only bandanas! (Starts shouting)
Narrator: So you don't wear briefs.
Kaidoh: Yes! I mean No! Yes! I wear briefs but-
Narrator: Just like I what I said you do wear briefs
Kaidoh: You didn't let me finish (Gets up on his chair)
Narrator: Kaidoh Kaoru, Future captain of the Seigaku Boys Tennis club, loves to belly-dance on marathons
Kaidoh: What! I don't belly dance on marathons! I only run or jog! What kind of a stupid statement is that!
Narrator: Oh~ don't make such excuses, belly-dancer.
Kaidoh: I am not a belly dancer! Where are you f***n a**hole!
Narrator: You can never find me! Muawahahahaha…..
Kaidoh: When I get my hands on you, you're dead meat! We're going to have a talk! You hear me! Some of your statements are lies! Nonsense lies! Where did you get such stupid data! (Starts looking for the narrator)
Narrator: Now you know Kaidoh Kaoru
Kaidoh: No… They don't know me! Listen up, I don't wear bandana briefs and I- (the lights went off) Hey! I'm not finish… people don't know me at all! Hey!
~THE END~