After that first fateful day living together, having to put up with an author who used them to make a parody of PWP stories, they lived happily ever after. They weren't even annoyed at what the author put them through, because the author can make them feel anything he wants them to, and that means he can make them not feel any grudge.
The author, however, is kind-hearted, so he left them in peace. They got married, had a few kids, including their first child, Orange, a boy who grew to be a hot shot trainer like his dad, and made his parents proud. Red and Yellow had many more wonderful adventures battling rare, powerful Pokémon and defeating horrific, humanity-hating villains.
And don't worry, folks. The author kept a back-up copy of this story. And just in case, he'll also be publishing it on another site where the rules aren't as strict. (A/N But I'm not even going to try to write chapter four ...)
Real Author's Note: I've been having trouble for a long time getting the inspiration I need to write more stories. Finally I got an idea that motivated me enough to write something. After all the ridiculous pornographic material going around this site, when it's not even allowed and even likely to get deleted, I figured, why not make a parody of it. Plus it's an opportunity to express my ridiculous sense of humour.