Birds whistled happily in the trees. Warm and bright sunlight glistened through the Royal Blue curtains covering the windows. It was a pleasant morning. A humble digital clock near the bed changed from 5:59 to 6:00am. BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! CRASH! And so it flew ever valiantly through a now broken window.

The CEO rolled out of his bed and slipped into a set of Blue Eyes dragon slippers, stretching his body, popping his neck. He walked around the broken glass on the floor to his private bathroom with its gold plated toilet. It was time for his one hour morning shower. He turned the mother of pearl knobs to cold, dropped his silk bed robe to the floor, and walked in. Yes, Seto takes his showers ice cold. Likes the challenge. Afterward he would come out with a fluffy towel tightly around his waist to find the floor cleaned of all glass shards and a crisp and clean school uniform folded neatly on his bed, coffee steaming with an inviting aroma on a desk near by. He dressed and walked through the tall double doors that led out of his room, coffee in hand.

Walking down the long halls of the Kaiba mansion Seto passed many bowing butlers and maids. A soft tapping noise from his Italian leather shoes announcing his every step. Soon the billionaire came to the kitchen finding his younger brother seated at the table, eating Cheerios. "Mokuba." he greeted. "Morning Seto!" the little brat replied smiling, a piece of cereal stuck to his cheek.

Cars sped loudly outside of the building. Warm and bright sunlight glistened through the blinds covering the windows. It was a pleasant morning. Joey was snoring peacefully in his bed, an arm draped over his eyes. His mouth was open and drooling with a perverted smile. Must be a wet dream. "Ya, right there..." he moaned in his sleep. "mmmmmmmm" Joey rolled over. Then he rolled further. THUMP! He fell hard off his bed onto the bedroom floor. He quickly jumped up and grabbed at his clock. Must of forgot to set the alarm... again. It quietly mocked him. 7:45am laughing in his face.

"Damn it!" he tossed off his wet boxers and urgently searched for his school uniform. He found it crumpled in the corner of his room. Joey brought it to his nose and sniffed, his face cringed. Gross. It smelled like turd. He turned his head quickly from the left to the right, as if to see if any one was watching, shrugging he put on the dirty uniform. He rushed in the bathroom, tousled his blond hair a few times then ran out with a tooth brush hanging in his mouth. Tossing on his backpack, clumsily slipping on a set of false leather shoes and ran out of the apartment. Slamming the door behind him.

Joey was almost there, just this one last short run down the street and he would make it in time. SCRREECCCHHHH! Joey jumped back a few feet, he narrowly missed getting hit by a black limo. Joey looked over the vehicle over in contempt. He knew of only one person that was douchey enough to take a damn limo to school.

Seto was violently tossed forward when the limo came to a sudden halt. The young man gathered his composure and pressed a button that slowly lowered the black widow that cut him off from his driver. "Roland, explain." he asked, voice cold. "Mr. Kaiba, I apologize Sir. A student jumped in front of the vehicle." the man answered. "I see." Kaiba replied and turned back to a book in his hand, "Carry on then.". The black window slowly lifted back up.

BANG! BANG! BANG! Seto looked up from his book slightly disheveled and pressed the button again. He stared at Roland questioningly. "Sir, It appears that the student has decided to strike the front end repeatedly... with his foot..." The CEO slowly lifted a brow. BANG! BASH! "I see..." Seto then flicked another switch, it rolled down the widow to his left. He glanced out to find Joey Wheeler kicking the CEO's chosen chosen form of transportation with all his might. "Ooof course, it could have only been Wheeellerr." Seto growled remorsefully. He then stepped out and slammed the door behind him.

SLAM! Joey dropped his angry kicks and turned to Seto with a sarcastic smile. "Morning Kaiba." he waved. The brunet had an angry frown on his face. Seto stomped forward, stopping only a foot away from Joey. A fist then quickly flew and crashed hard into the blonds right eye. Joey tripped backward and fell on his ass, a hand over his new shiner. "Fuck Kaiba." Joey moaned painfully.

There was the sound of Seto's foot steps walking away fallowed by another loud slam from the limo's door before it drove off, leaving Joey on the ground. Seto returned to reading his book, "Roland, The next time you find that Mutt obstructing our path of forward motion I want you to speed up and take aim." he ordered calmly. "S-Sir?".

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AUTHORS NOTE: I own nothing of the Yugioh's.

Yes, well then. I am aware my chapters are short as shit. Why? Because I have no idea what I am doing. I can not seem to find the damn plot. I think will check down the toilette again. Must be there some where.

Things to know:

~Clarity, you are made of win. I give you the thumbs up.

~I like my men to be men. And I like my men on other men.

~Fuck yea! Page brakes.

~A new episode of Yugioh abridged went up yesterday. Go watch it you bastards.

()()()()()- Thanks for reading, now go play a card game.