Stupid Mutt. Irritating. Antagonizing. He is not worth the space he takes up. Not worth the air he breaths. He makes me sick. The weak dog. How is it that he manages to cross my path everyday? Fate must be attempting to kill me with these horrible migraines. I need to hurt him. I have nothing but contempt for the fool. He is the worst of the silly little group he plays with.

My limo soon soon came to a stop, I glanced out. Ahhh yes, thats right. School. The incident with Wheeler has made me a little later than usual. Never the matter, I am Seto Kaiba. They are lucky I even bother to come to this joke of an educational facility.

I was sitting on the road. A hand placed over the most current injury caused by that rich bastard. Fuck. This was what? The millionth time Kaiba got the best of me. He didn't even say anything, just punched and drove off. Dick. How do I even run into him every day? I swear, fate is trying to murder me in the cruelest way possible. God I hate him. That guy is due for a good ass beating and I don't mean the duel monsters kind. I mean the kind involving my foot and his ass. He just has the worst personality.

….I feel like I'm forgetting something. Oh, shit. That's right. School. I rushed off. I wasn't going to get there on time, I knew that. Blame Seto Fucking Kaiba. It not like it matters really, I'm Joey Wheeler. It wouldn't be anything new for me to arrive late to school.

Lockers clanked. The smell of sweat and dirt filled the room. P.E. Had just ended and the students were sent to the showers. Joey had this class with Tristan and Duke. Though Duke spent most of the class doing shit. The teen seriously just sat around the whole time. Talking to the girls on the other side of the fence. Cool as a cucumber. Pfft. Joey and Tristan were a different story. They got down and dirty. Like real men. It was there favorite class. They would have taken up sports if they had the grades for it. In fact, during seventh grade they did... and got kicked out for unsportsmanlike conduct.

The boys were in front of there lockers stripping off dirty, smelly clothing. Breathing heavily. Well, Tristan and Joey were any way. Duke sat relaxed in the nude on a bench. His legs wide open. "Breezy in here isn't it." he said. Joey tossed him a towel. "Cover that up would ya." Duke smirked, stood up and warped it around himself. He patted Joey and Tristan's shoulder, standing between them. "Well I'm off to the showers then, see you two in there." He said before stalking off. Tristan and Joey slammed there lockers shut before fallowing after him.

It was steamy in the showers. They ran hot. Joey had needed a shower. He smelled like a dead animal. He moaned letting the water beat him, soap suds running down his sides. His body was sore all over. "Man, you got to work for the body I got." He heard Tristan say. Tristan and Duke were have some sort of body competition next to him. He could see Tristan flexing his muscles. He looked like a retard. "Whatever, the ladies prefer sexy men. Bodies like mine drive them crazy." Duke replied giving an elegant poise. He looked... gay? "I'm a sexy man!" Tristan said in a defensive tone. Duke let out a condescending snort. Joey smiled "Guys. You see this six pack?" he said running his hands over it. "And you see how it looks on me? There is just no competition." The boys rolled there eyes and started laughing. "Sure Joey, whatever you say." Duke said, "By the way Joey, when is your sister coming back into town?" "Yea bro, I haven't seen her in a while." Tristan said. Joeys smile dropped down really fast then. "After I bury you both deep in back yard." The blond replied seriously, looking them in the eyes. Tristan sighed shaking his head. Duke shrugged impassively.

It was then that a mischievous smirk fell on to Dukes face. He pulled Tristan to him wrapping an arm around the brown haired teens neck, turning there backs to Joey. He whispered something into Tristan's ear. A funny look ran across Tristan's face then. He looked at Duke and nodded. Agreeing to whatever Duke had planned. They slowly slunk out of the showers, glancing back to Joey excitedly.

Joey sighed, he had enjoyed the shower. It was time to get out though. He twisted the metal knobs turning the water off. Then walked out, wrapping a towel around himself. He went down the locker room, the water splashing out of his hair as he gave his head a quick shake. When Joey got to his personal locker he found it open and swinging. Gold eyes went wide. His cloths had disappeared. Shit. He heard a couple of boys laughing at the other end of the locker room. It was none other than Tristan and Duke. They had the boys cloths balled up in there arms. "Wouldn't mind giving those back would you?" he asked. Duke smirked and looked to Tristan. "Now?" Tristan asked smiling. "Now." Duke said quickly. They then took off in a flash, doors swinging behind them. Joey was frozen in place for a second. Slowly the blonds face twisted into that of all hell breaking loose before he bashed trough the doors after them.

Seto strode down the halls of Domino High School. Each step perfectly measured. He kept his eyes in front of him, face unreadable. His posture mocking the slack of the normal student. He came to a halt and turned to the perhaps... maniacal laughter at the other end of the hall. Talyer and Devilin were rushing away rather quickly, it seemed as if they were trying to escape some sort of pursuit. There were articles of clothing clutched tightly in there arms. The boys ran passed Seto, the wind from the speed blowing his hair a little. The CEO's eyes fallowed them, an irritated look on his face. This school was filled with idiots. "GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARDS. GET BACK HERE AND LET ME BEAT YOU!" came a very displeased yell from direction the two were fleeing from. It was then that Seto's whole body went stiff, his eyes flew open wider then he ever could have thought possible. Wheelers body was completely bare. Dangling parts and all. Devilin and Tayler burst through the set of double doors exiting the facility, The blond quickly fallowed. They could be seen running down the streets just out side the school. Seto unfroze, a disgusted shiver lightly shook his body. Gathering his composure, he reached down his pocket and pulled out a phone. His finger quickly danced along the buttons before he brought it up to his ear. "Hello. This is Seto Kaiba, I would like to report public indecency in the form of nudity... Yes... Located out side of Domino High School... Good." The CEO snapped the phone shut. Moments later the police sirens would be heard out side of the school. Seto felt a certain type of satisfaction in the sound. A chuckle escaping his lips.

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AUTHORS NOTE: Nothing of Yugioh is mine!

Yes, well then. I hated this chapter. It was boring as hell. I felt like everyone was a bit out of character. Gave me a belly ache.

Q&A section:

Why another short ass chapter? Because the chapters just seem to end when ever they damn want. I mean it. I wanted to write a longer chapter. Really.

Where the fuck is the SetoxJoey Romance? It will get there when it gets there. They are not going to go at it for no real reason. They are not desperate, horny bastards that cant help but to fuck hard and often.

What, where, when is this story? The fuck if I know. I have been raking my brain all week, honestly. Originally it was going to be a regular Duel Monsters. But since this story is still in its early stages it may change from that to Season 0 or Abridged. I am so confused. Still cant come up with a decent plot. Damn writing is hard shit.

Will there be other pairings? No, The whole of Yugioh is not one huge fuck orgy.

Why hasn't anything important happened yet? I cant really tell you. I haven't really thought of anything to get the stupid gears moving. Sorry.

How often do you update? Whenever I feel like it. I try to keep it within two days though. But who know what the future may hold.

What the hell is the "Things to know:" section? Not something you should take to seriously. It may or may not have anything to do with the story. Usually has nothing to do with it though.

Things to know:

~I am brain dead now.

~Fave. Yugioh card is "Drunken Angel"/"Dizzy Angel"

~Fuck the name "Puppy-shipping" I will shoot down anyone who repeats it to my face.

~Wrote this steamy turd pile at 3:00am

()()()()()-Thanks for reading, now go play a card game.