Chapter three
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Thursday marked the first proper day of glee and Kurt and I were super excited and we both we're counting down the minutes left of the school day. We sat with some of the other glee club members at lunchtime and they to seemed excited especially due to the fact we now had 12 members but they were a bit wary about the intentions of Noah, Finn, Quinn, Tana and Britt and I completely understood that but I know from my siblings that Sue and Beiste were scary as hell and they did what their coaches said. I also had fun listening to them talk about the other glee clubs in the area . I had heard stories from mom and had seen most of them compete before but it was different hearing about them now in the terms that they are own competition. I was also wondering how long it would take mom to discover we had lied to her about the footballer and cheerios in the glee club, I knew she was disappointed when Noah and Tana showed no interest in music and musical thing but putting her kids into a rival glee club is a whole new level of craziness and made me think about it would be like for her we went up against Vocal adrenaline and heaven forbid we beat them.
"Ok New Directions" Mr Schuester said once we were all seated into the choir room "today is going to be about getting to know each other, so I have put you into 4 groups of 3 and I want you to get into the groups and get to know a couple of facts about each other and songs they like and why they joined glee" I heard Noah laugh when Mr Schuester said why they joined. "so the groups are Finn, Kurt and Tina and Mercedes, Quinn and Sam and Mike, Brittany and Artie and finally Rachel, Santana and Puck"
"Haha man you're funny Mr Schuester"Brittany said laughing to herself, I looked to Kurt was laughing too
"Ok guys , I want to know , nicknames, family situation, favourite song and or artist and what they hope to get out of being in glee" Mr Schuester said
"Wow that's easy Mr Schue" Noah said
"Noah, I want to know these things about Rachel and Santana too not just you" He replied
"Yeah easy who should I start with garbage face or hobbit" Noah said
"Noah, that behaviour is exactly why you were asked to join the glee and this activity is not about mean nicknames and putting your team mates down" Mr Schuester said "now chat please" So we all sat down into the groups Mr Schuester had assigned.
"So are we going to like tell him, or keep this act up" Noah said
"I don't care, it's your so called reputation" I replied
"Well if we don't say something I think Britt is going to end up giving it away" Tana replied "but not about mom, I told her not to say anything about mom"
'Ok so Noah, Tana what do you hope to get out of glee" I asked my siblings
"Beat Vocal Adrenaline and show mom a lesson" Noah said and Tana nodded along with him
"Favourite song or artists" Tana said
"Barbara anything" I asked
"I like Jewish artists" Noah said "Tana?"
"Whitney" Tana replied
"Schuester we are done" Noah shouted
"Already" Mr Schuester replied looking slightly confused "ok guys let hear what Santana, Puck and Rachel have to say
"Ok this is Noah and he love singing songs by Jewish artists, he joined glee to destroy Vocal Adrenaline and he lives with his mom and two younger sisters and his nicknames include Puck, Puckzilla, Puck-fasa, Big Daddy, Puckasaurus, Puckster, Puckerone, Puck-gellen, Pucky Puck, The Puckwagon and of course Sad Sack" I said with a smile
"well this is Santana, she love her some Whitney, she also joined glee to destroy Vocal Adrenaline , she lives with her mom and older brother and younger sister and her nicknames include Boobs McGee, Jugs The Clown, Tweedle-Fake Boobs, Airbags, Boobs Magoo, Auntie Snixx and of course Garbage face" Noah finished with a smile
"So this is Rachel, she love Barbara like a lot, she joined glee as a stepping stone on her road to Broadway and of course to destroy Vocal adrenaline, she lives with her mom, older brother and sister but visits her dad and his boyfriend ever summer in NYC, and her nicknames include Dwarf, Midget, Hobbit, Selfish-Self-centered-Lame-ass Wannabe Diva From Hell, Home Girl, TV's Blossom, Young Barbra Streisand and of course Yentl" Santana finished with a smile. Looking at everyone in the room most looked shocked meaning due to the nicknames but also the fluidity of the speech and Kurt was just trying not to laugh
"Wow guys if I didn't know better I would think you guys are siblings" Mr Schuester said and that was when Kurt, Brittany, Tana, Noah and I all lost it
"They are" Kurt said between laughs
"You are?" Mr Schuester said looking a bit shocked
"Booya , you got us we are siblings" Tana said
"Ha-ha no seriously" Quinn said
"Oh they are not kidding" Kurt said
"But you guys look nothing a like" Tina said "are you step-siblings"
"Same mom but we have all different dads, so that make us half siblings" I replied
"But Santana and Puck are like so close in age, you all are close in age" Artie said
"Well mom is a bit" Noah started before I elbowed him in the ribs "Friendly, hobbit I was going to say friendly"
"Alcohol, wheels that is why we are so close in age "Tana said "prom night" she said pointing toward Noah," getting over papa puckerman" she said pointing to herself " and of course my personal favourite,' how do you know if you're gay if you haven't slept with a women'" she point at me.
"What I'm confused if you guys are all siblings why did you let Rachel get slushed on her first day" Mercedes asked
"Well, umm" Noah started
"Yeah well we" Tana continued
"they are pretty shit siblings , I mean mom warned them not to let me get slushed and look where they ended up , in glee club because mom talked to the principal" I asked
"But why did Britt, Quinn and I end up here" Finn asked
"Because mom talked to Burt, you know your step-dad and Kurt's dad and Britt is well aware of the Puckpezrry family and she goes anywhere Tana does and I'm not sure about Quinn, maybe Coach Sues doing" I said
"Pucker-who family" Sam said
"Puck as in puckerman, Pez as in Lopez and Rry as in Berry hence the PuckPezRry family" Tana said
"What rewind, how do you know about Kurt and my parents" Finn said "And when did your mom talk to Burt"
"Well Finnocence, Lady Hummel and Hobbit are BFFs and if one got slushed it probably means the other did too and Burt and mom are friends and he also did dad stuff for us kids in exchange for mom during mom stuff with Kurt" Tana replied
"So are Kurt and Rachel dating" Brittany asked "I can't remember"
"No Britt, Kurt and I are not dating "I said
"Yeah Rachie is the hag to Kurt's fag" Tana said
"Santana "Kurt, Finn and I all shouted at the same time
"What, I tell it as I see it and I sees it like that" Tana replied
"Well should I tell it as Kurt and I saw it, at the start of the summer" I asked as Kurt nodded. Tana got a scared look on her face and shook her head
" Ok wow this is not how I imagined this going , so we have some siblings in the club" Mr Schuester said "does anyone else have anything to share". For the next twenty minutes we heard from the other glee club members and learnt about the other member and it was interesting to hear about their lives and why they joined glee which ranged from expressing themselves and being a part of something to of course beating Vocal Adrenaline.
Hope you enjoyed and of course any mistakes are my own. So how will people react to the glee club having the 'cool kids' in glee and when will Shelby work out what her kids are up too. I love comments :) so let me know what you think