Hi beautifuls. :) I hope that you can enjoy this little spin off I have made. The original "Welcome to Facebook" is by a lovely writer who inspired me to make one of my own. I take no credit for the originality of this idea. :) All credit goes to the makers of Hetalia and TenshiXXX.
Thanks for clicking on this to read!
Enjoy~!
Gilbert Awesome Beilschmidt uploaded a new photo
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1 day ago via Blackberry –Like –Comment
69 people like this
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Alfred Hero Jones dude who is that next 2 u
1 day ago – 4 people like this
Matthew Williams Gilbert…why did you put this up…
1 day ago – Like
Gilbert Awesome Beilschmidt Sorry Birdie…I just had to. ;) I'll make it up to you later. ;)
1 day ago – 5 people like this
Alfred Hero Jones i dont get it theirs 2 gilberts? how does dat work mattie?
1 day ago – 2 people like this
Matthew Williams Brother, you're an ass! That's me next to Gilbert!
*there's …learn how to spell correctly you idiot…
1 day ago – 7 people like this
Francis Amor Bonnefoy I just wanted to point out, mes chéris, that it was I who was the 69th person to like this. ;) Le honhonhonhonhon~!
Gil, my dear mon ami, where is your hand?
1 day ago – 24 people like this
Erzsebet Héderváry Francis, I love you. xD And congrats for the nice picture Gilbo. Is that your hand down Matthew's pants, I see?
1 day ago – 54 people like this
Arthur Kirkland The fifty-four people who liked your comment Erezsebet, are perverts. I doubt that is where his hand is.
1 day ago – 3 people like this
Alfred Hero Jones is that mattie in dat pic? wtf mattie, why r u wit that pruss dic guy?
1 day ago – Like
Gilbert Awesome Beilschmidt I confess Erzsebet! That is my hand stuffed in his pants, I'm just that awesome! Kesesesesesese!
Sorry Arthur, I didn't know you needed glasses. ;)
1 day ago – 62 people like this
Arthur Kirkland Oh my bloody hell… that is so wrong Gilbert. Are you two even dating?
Alfred, you're a bungling idiot.
1 day ago – 12 people like this
Erzsebet Héderváry Well, I'll say, what a beautiful picture! I disagree with you, Arthur! It is so right!
Gilbert! Can you get me some more pictures? I would love to start a Tumblr page that ships you two. ;)
Kiku Honda Would you care to join me? :)
1 day ago – 23 people like this
Francis Amor Bonnefoy Oh! Could I join Elizabet?
1 day ago – 2 people like this
Matthew Williams Gilbert! Can you PLEASE take this picture down! I don't want anyone else seeing this…it's embarrassing…
23 hours ago – 4 people like this
Arthur Kirkland Judging by Matthew's demand, I am going to safely assume you two are in a relationship.
23 hours ago – 7 people like this
Alfred hero Jones bro u need to take this pic down1! u n gil; ew dats sooo nasty! ! ! I MEAN WTF IS THAT PRUSS DOIN WIT HIS HAND IN UR PANTS?!
23 hours ago – Like
Gilbert Awesome Beilschmidt Sorry Birdie. No can do. I'll make it up to you. I promise. ;) My house tonight?
Arthur, really? You didn't know?
22 hours ago – 43 people like this
Yao Wang You western nations are so immature.
22 hours ago – Like
Kiku Honda Oh my. Please private message me this instant Erizabet-san!
22 hours ago – 2 people like this
Francis Amor Bonnefoy My, my. This is getting quite interesting.
Mathieu, can I ask you one thing? Is Gilbert fingering your derrière?
21 hours ago - 14 people like this
Matthew Williams Papa, can you not? You're being perverted…He was just drunk and groping me…
Gilbert, baby I'll do anything you ask, if you just take this picture down, please? I'll let you whip me with your riding crop and tie me up in hand cuffs while I wear nothing but your Prussian thong and garter belt…I'll even call you "master" all night long. Please just remove this picture…
21 hours ago – 117 people like this
Arthur Kirkland Wow Matthew. I didn't even know that many people know who you are…
21 hours ago – 24 people like this
Gilbert Awesome Beilschmidt Done deal, Birdie.
21 hours ago – 74 people like this
Erzsebet Héderváry Awe Matthew! That was so hot, but I think you should be more worried about your comment being embarrassing than your picture.
I think I got drool on my keyboard…
Good thing I had the mind to save the picture on my computer before you removed it… ;)
20 hours ago – 27 people like this
Ludwig Beilschmidt Matthew, I think you should start thinking more before you say something. If I were you I would regret your words.
Gilbert's over here packing our entire closet of fetish toys and role-play costumes…
19 hours ago – 56 people like this
Francis Amor Bonnefoy Gilbert, please tell me your ways~!
19 hours ago – 14 people like this
Feliciano Vargas Ve~! Is that what Big brother Gilbert is doing, Doistu?
19 hours ago – 2 people like this
Alfred Hero Jones mattie, wut is wrong wit u/? don't cell ur body lik dat to dat perv purssan!
19 hours ago – 1 person likes this
Lovino Vargas Feli, idiota…
19 hours ago – 1 person likes this
Matthew Williams Alfred, I've been dating Gilbert for SEVEN months now. What is wrong with you?!
Can you please use spell check…Your writing is pathetic.
19 hours ago – 32 people like this
Arthur Kirkland I agree with Matthew. Alfred you need some serious English 101.
19 hours ago -3 people like this
Francis Amor Bonnefoy Mon garçon, if you haven't noticed, you never changed your relationship status…
19 hours ago – 4 people like this
Erzsebet Héderváry I second that.
19 hours ago – Like
Matthew Williams went from it's complicated to in a relationship with Gilbert Beilschmidt.
19 hours ago –Like –Comment
44 people like this
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Matthew Williams I forgot about this stupid thing…
19 hours ago – 21 people like this
Gilbert Awesome Beilschmidt I forgive you Birdie.
Be prepared for a long night, tonight. Kesesesesesesese~! ;)
19 hours ago – 59 people like this
Alfred Hero Jones wen did dis hapen?
19 hours ago – 4 people like this
Ivan Braginsky O vodka, Al I think you should just stop there…
18 hours ago – 17 people like this
Matthew Williams Oh maple…
18 hours ago – 10 people like this
Alfred Hero Jones i hate all of u who likd ivans commnt… u all suk
18 hours ago – Like
Marco That One Cuban Guy Seriously Mattie…it took you this long to update this?
18 hours ago – 2 people like this
Erzsebet Héderváry At least he doesn't sit on his butt all day on here…
18 hours ago – 4 people like this
Gilbert Awesome Beilschmidt – at Matthew Williams's house
The fun hasn't even started… :J
14 hours ago via Blackberry –Like –Comment
24 people like this
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Matthew Williams Was this really necessary?
14 hours ago – 1 person likes this
Erzsebet Héderváry Gilbert, I want the best details you can give me, later. I was serious about that Tumblr page. I've already got fangirls who are willing to draw fan art and write fanfictions for you two. ;)
PM me when it's all over. Ok? Remember, I don't live that far from you and I still have my skillet. ;)
14 hours ago – 17 people like this
Gilbert Awesome Beilschmidt But babe, I just want everyone to know that I'm getting some and that no one should disturb us. ;)
Erzsebet, sure. I got you.
14 hours ago via Blackberry – 2 people like this
Francis Amor Bonnefoy Don't leave me out! I want to know too!
14 hours ago – 3 people like this
Alfred Hero Jones bro if hes over der to sex u up, dont cum runin to me wen he brakes ur hart
14 hours ago - Like
Matthew Williams First off Alfred, you don't even have room to talk. You didn't even know I was dating him for the past SEVEN months! So you need to butt out of this! Besides it's my body and I do what I want, with who I want and no one is going to tell me otherwise. If you want to be more of a dick than you already are, then fine, be that way…I wouldn't have come running to you anyway…you're not very good to have around when I'm upset!
14 hours ago – 3 people like this
Marco That One Cuban Guy You go Mattie! Tell that American bastard off!
14 hours ago – 7 people like this
Arthur Kirkland I find it extremely amusing that you just said Alfred is normally a dick. Please, by all means, don't stop there mate, keep insulting him. I would love to see what more stupid come backs he can come up with.
14 hours ago – 1 person likes this
Gilbert Awesome Beilschmidt Wow, ok. So Birdie is a little angsty guys. That's my fault. He's pretty horny and I'm ignoring him at the moment.
Francis Amor Bonnefoy So how does maple syrup sound for lube? Any other sugesstions?
14 hours ago via Blackberry – 31 people like this
Matthew Williams You jerk, stop playing on your phone and come here and fuck me up NOW. I'm fucking horny and my tight, little cunt is twitching for your five meters! Look, I'll even let you play with my tits a little bit!
14 hours ago via Blackberry – 78 people like this
Marco That One Cuban Guy Whoa, Mattie. I didn't know you had that in you! O.O
14 hours ago – 17 people like this
Francis Amor Bonnefoy I'm going to take that comment ^^^ in the dirtiest way possible. ;) 3
14 hours ago – 42 people like this
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo Gilbert Beilschmidt if I were u, I would not let that chance go. I am a little jealous tho. Lovino Vargas won't ever talk to me like that…
14 hours ago – 2 people like this
Erzsebet Héderváry Oh my! What beautiful, foul language of a fangirl's writing! Matthew, please tell me you're being made to say that by someone else! I don't' think I can handle it if that is your real words…*nosebleed*
Francis Amor Bonnefoy For once, mon ami, I agree with Antoine! You need to go get it! And it might be a little sticky…but go for it if you want that…I prefer a good bottle of wine to fill one up and then drink them out. Oh honhonhonhonhon~!
Matthew Williams Papa raised you just the right, dirty way you should have been! I'm so proud!
14 hours ago – 5 people like this
Gilbert Beilschmidt Wish me luck ladies and dudes. I'm digging in! Kesesesesesese~!
14 hours ago via Blackberry – 19 people like this
Lovino Vargas CHE PALLE! Why the hell did you tag me in your comment stupid, tomato bastard?! You can write my name without tagging me! I didn't want to see some of these nasty comments!
I'll give it to you later though…all you had to do was just ask…
13 hours ago -16 people like this
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo YEY! I LOVE U LOVI! TE AMO!
13 hours ago – 11 people like this
Alfred Hero Jones updated his status –guys, i think mattie hates me now…
12 hours ago via iPhone –Like –Comment
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Arthur Kirkland That wouldn't be a first.
12 hours ago – 12 people like this
Ivan Braginsky Dear, come back to bed. I'll pour us some nice vodka shots and we can forget about your nonexistent brother.
12 hours ago via iPhone– 3 people like this
Matthew Williams updated his status – So who has the bigger balls of this relationship now?
10 hours ago via Blackberry –Like –Comment
53 people like this
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Francis Amor Bonnefoy My dear Mathieu, does this mean you topped?! Please do tell papa~!
10 hours ago – 3 people like this
Arthur Kirkland I am finding things out about you Canadian sir, that I would rather have never known…Apparently you're very naughty…Was it that bloody frog's upbringing that did this to you?
10 hours ago – 16 people like this
Erzsebet Héderváry Oh my! Details PLEASE!
10 hours ago – 23 people like this
Gilbert Awesome Beilschmidt My ass is sore…
10 hours ago via Blackberry – 38 people like this
Matthew Williams That's what you get for trying to make my ass chug an entire keg of your finest German beer! .
10 hours ago – 42 people like this
Alfred Hero Jones i dont evn…bro…
10 hours ago – 2 people like this
Ludwig Beilschmidt I warned you bruder. I knew he wouldn't take it that well. People don't like the same things we do…
9 hours ago – 6 people like this
Kiku Honda I don't mean to intrude or be rude, but I think the things you like, Germany-san, are called fetishes…
9 hours ago – 4 people like this
Alfred Hero Jones u just got PWND dude!
9 hours ago – 1 person likes this
Yao Wang You western nations are still so immature!
9 hours ago – Like
Francis Amor Bonnefoy I'm still waiting mon ami, for those delicious details. ;)
9 hours ago – 2 people like this
Matthew Williams I topped him hardcore, Papa. I even handcuffed Gil to the bed and gave him a real good punishment…the riding crop came to be very useful. :)
9 hours ago – 14 people like this
Erzsebet Héderváry Wow. That's just…wow. So can I get your permission to make a Tumblr page that ships you guys? I know what I'm going to put up on it already! Please?
9 hours ago – 1 person likes this
Gilbert Awesome Beilschmidt What he says it true guys…I never knew that Birdie could get to nasty…he was so dominant that just thinking about it is making my five meters hard again!
Birdie you're just awesome! Know that I would never have let anyone else to that to me. ;) 3
9 hours ago – 21 people like this
Matthew Williams Erzsebet Hédervár Only if I am the seme in the shiping! Otherwise no. :)
9 hours ago – 114 fangirls like this
Arthur Kirkland This notification rape isn't pleasant. Can we please move on to a new topic?
9 hours ago – Like
Francis Amor Bonnefoy Notification rape.
9 hours ago – 5 people like this
Francis Amor Bonnefoy Notification rape.
9 hours ago – Like
Francis Amor Bonnefoy Rape.
9 hours ago – 4 people like this
Francis Amor Bonnefoy Rape.
9 hours ago – Like
Francis Amor Bonnefoy Rape.
9 hours ago – 1 person likes this
Arthur Kirkland You bloody frog!
9 hours ago – 3 people like this
Ludwig Beilschmidt Bruder, when are you coming home? I would like to get Gilbird out of my hair. I'm trying talk to Feli and he won't shut up.
9 hours ago – Like
Francis Amor Bonnefoy Ohh~! Next time I can bird sit him! I'm sure Gilbird would love to play with my Pierres! :D
9 hours ago – 2 people like this
Francis Amor Bonnefoy (to) Matthew Williams Papa is so proud of you~!
8 hours ago –Like –Comment
2 people like this
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Arthur Kirkland You're such a dirty pervert, you bloody frog.
8 hours ago -5 people like this
Francis Amor Bonnefoy (to) Gilbert Awesome Beilschmidt Congratulations on getting your cherry popped mon ami!
8 hours ago –Like –Comment
29 people like this
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Erzsebet Héderváry Did you cry like the little pussy you are? :)
8 hours ago – 5 people like this
Matthew Williams He teared up a little in the beginning…said something about me being too big for my age. ;)
8 hours ago – 8 people like this
Gilbert Awesome Beilschmidt Birdie! Don't lie! You know it was your fault for getting that beer in my eye!
Erzsebet Héderváry You would know all about that pussy, wouldn't you? ;)
8 hours ago – 11 people like this
Roderich Eidelstein Ouch.
6 hours ago – 3 people like this
Matthew Williams uploaded a new photo
4 hours ago –Like –Comment
169 people like this
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Arthur Kirkland Wow. That's a lot of likes for such a vulgar picture…
4 hours ago – 3 people like this
Erzsebet Héderváry I'm going to use that picture on Tumblr~! This is such a great image for an uke Gilbert! I can't believe you were able to get that shit tied around his limbs!
4 hours ago – 4 people like this
Im Yong Su Gilbert originated in Korea, da ze!
3 hours ago – 2 people like this
Francis Amor Bonnefoy Is that Duct tape? It looks like it would hurt to remove, mon ami… Gilbert Awesome Beilschmidt
3 hours ago – 1 person likes this
Matthew Williams Papa, it's gaff tape. I'll have you know, Gil screamed so hard when I ripped off his skin. ;)
3 hours ago – 18 people like this
Arthur Kirkland You're such a sadist…I'm beginning to wonder what else we don't' know about you…
2 hours ago – 6 people like this
Heracles Karpusi Kiku dear, why don't' you let me do that to you? I would love to spice up our relationship…
1 hour ago – 3 people like this
Kiku Honda Hera-chan! This is inappropriate for this time and place!
1 hour ago – Like
Heracles Karpusi But I would love to duct tape you to a chair like that and strap your knees to a spread bar and your calves to the armrests…I would let you do it to me…
1 hour ago – 13 people like this
Erzsebet Héderváry Oh my! I'm feeling a tingling sensation run up that back of my thighs! Please, Kiku and Heracles, let me make a separate Tumblr page to ship you guys in!
You two are so cute and sexy!
1 hour ago – 18 people like this
Kiku Honda Giri-san! Please!
Erizabet-san, please private message me.
1 hour ago – Like
Sadiq Adnan Yo, Fetabread! What did I tell you about getting too close to my buddy, Kiku?! I told you not to be pulling that naked Spartan bullshit on him!
1 hour ago – 1 person likes this
Francis Amor Bonnefoy Can we please focus on the beautiful picture of Gilbert tied up, instead of yelling at each other? Marci beaucoup.
1 hour ago – Like
Erzsebet Héderváry My, what a beautiful, round, pert ass you have there Gilbert…
1 hour ago – 15 people like this
Gilbert Awesome Beilschmidt All the more to shit on you with… my dear. ;)
1 hour ago – 13 people like this
Roderich Eidelstein How pleasant…I was beginning to wonder why I feared for my future if I got to a point of my life where I was like you, Gilbert. Now I understand the reason for my worries…
1 hour ago – 2 people like this
Matthew Williams Gilbert, you sick bastard, please come to bed. I'm cold. I promise I won't bite…much… ;)
58 minutes ago – 1 person likes this
Hello! Did you enjoy this? I sure hope you did! I really did have a lot of fun writing this! Please leave a review and let me know what you think. Should I have added more? Did it end to suddenly? ;) Let me know~! Le honhonhonhonhon~!
SwampyGreenie I personally liked this. ;)
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